Fandom Radio, Monday, March 23

[likethegun]

Sam: Good evening, Fandom, and happy Monday. I hope everyone's week started off okay.

Andy: Evening Fandom. Just a moment.

Sam: Hey, give me my phone back. It's off already, I swear.

Andy: Then it won't bother you to have it over here until we're done. Out of reach.

Sam: What do you think I'm going to do if I hold on to my phone?

Andy: After last week I don't want to even think what you could do.

Sam: I wasn't doing anything! It was all Peter!

Andy: You were answering!

Sam: I was just looking! I wasn't responding! You'd better give me my phone back when we're done.

Andy: Better get started then.

( Get your pre-insanity news here! )

Fandom Radio, March 23

[laceycantlie.livejournal.com]

*scuffling feet, slamming door*

Lacey: -- wow, it's foggy out there . . . ack! Who is that? *chittering* Squirrels? *thunk* Ow.

*more door slamming, more feet*

Katchoo: -- frikkin' stupid fog, stupid . . . HOLY *FEEDBACK* MONKEYPONY.

Lacey: Whaaaaaaaat? Katchoo, is that -- GAH!

Katchoo: OKAY, LISTEN, CLIPPITY-CLOPPITY BANANABREATH FROM HELL, COME NEAR ME AND I'M GONNA -- Lacey?

Lacey: Oh my gosh it's a lizard with a balloon, it's a lizard with a balloon, scales and helium and teeth and floaty and . . . Katchoo?

Katchoo: . . . I hate everything.

Lacey: Including me?

Katchoo: Oh, shuddup and read, will ya?

( At least it's not zombie fog? )