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Fandom Radio, March 23
*scuffling feet, slamming door*
Lacey: -- wow, it's foggy out there . . . ack! Who is that? *chittering* Squirrels? *thunk* Ow.
*more door slamming, more feet*
Katchoo: -- frikkin' stupid fog, stupid . . . HOLY *FEEDBACK* MONKEYPONY.
Lacey: Whaaaaaaaat? Katchoo, is that -- GAH!
Katchoo: OKAY, LISTEN, CLIPPITY-CLOPPITY BANANABREATH FROM HELL, COME NEAR ME AND I'M GONNA -- Lacey?
Lacey: Oh my gosh it's a lizard with a balloon, it's a lizard with a balloon, scales and helium and teeth and floaty and . . . Katchoo?
Katchoo: . . . I hate everything.
Lacey: Including me?
Katchoo: Oh, shuddup and read, will ya?
Classes
Lacey: Okay, okay, sheesh. Oh, that was weird. Okay. Where were we? *chittering* *thunk* Yes, thank you. I'm sorry I thought you were a tiny furry lizard. Magical Ethics had baked goods today, because comfort food is always welcome when you're sharing about if you're weirded out by things today. Especially since it seems like several people were, so it's hard to blame Edmund for being concerned, but it was nice of Alysha to boost morale through cookies and things. And in Ethics, nonmagical variety, it's everyone's favorite week of the syllabus: the consequences of lust. Which means droid babies! Aww. I want one.
Katchoo: Every time I tell myself you're not actually sick in the head, just a little pathetic, you go and do something like this.
Lacey: I'm ignoring that, you know. Effy and Griff tried to figure out how to get their droid baby to stop crying, because I refuse to believe they actually referred to it as "shutting up." Claire and Andy tried to come up with a name for their little droid girl, and Arthur and Illyria did . . . not react so well to the assignment, because oh my gosh.
Katchoo: Aw, geez, it can't be that bad. It's Arthur with a robokid. That's gotta be hilarious wait a second HOLY *FEEDBACK* Illyria asked Anakin if she could EAT THE KID? The hell I wanna know how this conversation ended up involving mango lube.
Lacey: Let's just move on to Bruce and Jean who's currently a bird getting their droid baby, huh? And Calvin and Dru not being happy about the assignment either, although there was no talk of eating the baby? Leia and Dan got stuck with twins, but Leia talked Dan into taking care of the kids while she pursues a political career. That is just . . . wow. I like that. Bod and Jake had a falling-out over who was the designated mom for their baby until they decided to draft Morgana to take care of it. "It?" I feel horrible saying that. Zack thought his droid baby was cute, and hopefully that makes up for some of certain other people's horribly cavalier attitude. Griff was there to do his TA job, unexpected new-fatherhood or not, and Leia asked if Anakin thought he was being funny. My guess is no, and no is also the answer she got from him as far as dumping the babies on Dan for the whole assignment. I still want one.
Katchoo: How 'bout you go outside and stand in the fog instead, and maybe something'll come along and eat you? Then you won't want one any more. Monomyths got the rundown and lecture on the sixth stage of the masculine journey. Trials. Yeah, guys tend to be that. Arthur. Doubt he actually got discussed in class, though. Anemone and Blysse didn't bring him up, far as the furballs have to report. Neither did Cindy. Speaking of trials, there was Concepts of Law and Justice, and the lecture of the day on civil suits. Not outfits, smartasses. Like civil versus criminal court, which is what they discussed. With the O.J. Simpson case as an example, 'cause why not go for the whole frikkin' circus? Karla and Kurt were the TAs, though, not circus performers. Oh, look, and Tiny Creepy Kid went to Alex Cabot with some sob story about being home for the past couple of weeks. A river, Tiny Creepy Kid. Cry me one.
Lacey: That is so uncharitable. Oh, look, Living With Difficult Women. What a fitting segue. Today's topic was dealing with difficult women as subordinates, which is something I happen to think I'm an expert in here in this radio booth, because don't let this one tell you she's in charge. Oh, no.
Katchoo: *FEEDBACK* And ARTHUR FRIKKIN' PENDRAGON, I am going to *feedback* kick your *feedback* for sticking Francine and me with your kid.
Lacey: Do you want it eaten?
Katchoo: Would it give him indigestion?
Lacey: You of all people don't need the answer to that. Let's just say it's no, and go back to talking about the difficult-subordinates-and-managers roleplaying exercise that Max had the class do. Over in the library, Anemone was edgy and pacing, and Francine had Arthur and Illyria's droid baby with her while she looked up information on shapeshifting dinosaurs. Henry wanted to know if Anemone was okay. She said she would be, possibly in the form of quoting poetry at him and Henry quoting poetry back. Aw, that's neat. Hey, Katchoo, can we do the broadcast in haiku from here on out?
Katchoo: Lemme show you where you can shove your five-seven-five, how 'bout that?
Lacey: Neeeeeeeeeever mind. Let's just let you talk for a while.
Dorms
Katchoo: Usually I get to pick on Arthur by talking about Reserves, but today I get to pick on him by talkin' about how he was wandering around in the fog behind the dorms until he ran into Zack. Not that he was sure it was Zack. Or Zack was sure it was him. Frikkin' eeeeeeeverybody's gotta have an identity crisis today, geez. Mat and Dru were lost out in the fog too, along with a herd of teal deer, and Kurt and Dinah were . . . pretty much playing Marco Polo out in the fog. Raven ran into Kennedy outside the dorms, and that ended up with them getting into a fight. Hope you kicked her ass, Raven . . . aw, damn. Guess not, since Kennedy was in the gym afterward, telling Tara about it. Geez, Kennedy. Quit doing crap on my radio days, will you? It's frikkin' either you or Tiny Creepy Kid, or the annoying little wannabe me.
Lacey: Oh, come on. What have you got against them, anyway? It's not like it cuts into your time any.
Katchoo: . . . I actually have no idea what to say to that. Karla woke up from a dream this morning, which you'd think isn't all that big a deal but the squirrels noticed, and are gonna chew on me if I don't read that note. Bod got creeped out by the fog and headed back to his room, and got a visit from Kate. She thinks it's creepy too, but told him about getting a summer TA job, and possibly being a monkey if Mitchell's right, only not a frikkin' monkeypony like the ones I kept seeing on the way here and seriously what the hell is that. Effy ran into Leda out on the grounds and freaked the hell out at her and Leda freaked the hell out right back, and then while Dinah was jumpy on the roof and thinking Griff was attacking his robobaby, and then getting into it with Jack Priest when they both thought they were attacking each other, Effy went back to her room and hid under her bed.
Lacey: You know, that does not sound like a bad idea right now.
Katchoo: Yeah. Have fun gettin' through the fog to do it.
Town
Lacey: *whimpering* No freaking out for Jack Burton at Photo Hut, or Mary at the Arms Hotel, although the fog had Oz worried at Coyote Medicine, Cafe Fina had a cranky Lion-O on duty and Kris and the horses at the Gig were a little twitchy. It seemed to be business as usual for Jono at Groovy Tunes, since he was playing music, and over at Strokes of Genius Jane was cleaning . . . Jane?
Katchoo: Huh. Guess I have a new boss. Rose was at Atlas Gym gettin' her ear talked off about pictures or something stupid by Jessi. Look, if you don't wanna hit her, Rose, I will . . . huh, Alex Karev came in and hit Rose? And got his ass kicked for it, but he thought she was a monster . . . huh. Which Rose had to explain to Dimitri later. At Turtle and Canary Didi's fog-watching got interrupted when Angua showed up naked, looking for clothes and mouthwash.
Lacey: Boy, the things you learn about your regular customers sometimes . . . Didi waited for Jono to walk her home after work, but even though it started out flirty it got freaky when she started insisting he was some kind of bizarre creature. Bizarre like a lizard, or . . . or . . .
Katchoo: Or like the unholy bastard offspring of Cerberus, a Shetland pony, and midget King Kong?
Lacey: Like that. There's a bizarre creature theme going today, isn't there? Tim chased one off from Android's Dungeon, Jack O'Neill dealt with one at the docks, and, um . . .
Katchoo: Raven ate the one that showed up at Dite's Decadent Delights. The wolf in the park had a creature-snack too, but Castiel just tried to smite one. And ended up punching it. A lot. Bruce was in the park with his robobaby and ended up punching its head off. Hey, Arthur, Illyria, someone beat you to it. Only without the eating. Anakin and Max got into a fight up on the Rocky Bits. Speaking of fun. Hey, I woulda had popcorn for that, just sayin'. Karla and Ben went to Chilly Boulder for ice cream but decided it was creepy. Oh, you JUST NOW NOTICED? REALLY?
Lacey: Maybe it was hard to notice through the fog.
*three second pause*
Katchoo: Ladies and gentlemen, Lacey Burrows. No, no, hold your applause. Deputy Mayor Robin was fidgety at Caritas, but not as fidgety as Jake Doyle, if literally falling into the bar counts as fidgety. I'm callin' that a yes. Bonus points if Robin trying to weird him out about Fandom or meeting John Price made him more fidgety. Squirrels aren't saying, but hey, there's a note here about Price hitting on Robin. 'cept her fiance's walking her home, so . . . that'd be a rejection.
Lacey: It's also the end of the notes. Um, squirrels? Are you sure that's all? 'cause I really don't want to go home in that. *chittering* Oh. Really, I mean, are you sure? There isn't just one more? Not even -- no, did you look behind that stack of tapes over there? How about under the control board? Or --
*click*
Lacey: -- wow, it's foggy out there . . . ack! Who is that? *chittering* Squirrels? *thunk* Ow.
*more door slamming, more feet*
Katchoo: -- frikkin' stupid fog, stupid . . . HOLY *FEEDBACK* MONKEYPONY.
Lacey: Whaaaaaaaat? Katchoo, is that -- GAH!
Katchoo: OKAY, LISTEN, CLIPPITY-CLOPPITY BANANABREATH FROM HELL, COME NEAR ME AND I'M GONNA -- Lacey?
Lacey: Oh my gosh it's a lizard with a balloon, it's a lizard with a balloon, scales and helium and teeth and floaty and . . . Katchoo?
Katchoo: . . . I hate everything.
Lacey: Including me?
Katchoo: Oh, shuddup and read, will ya?
Classes
Lacey: Okay, okay, sheesh. Oh, that was weird. Okay. Where were we? *chittering* *thunk* Yes, thank you. I'm sorry I thought you were a tiny furry lizard. Magical Ethics had baked goods today, because comfort food is always welcome when you're sharing about if you're weirded out by things today. Especially since it seems like several people were, so it's hard to blame Edmund for being concerned, but it was nice of Alysha to boost morale through cookies and things. And in Ethics, nonmagical variety, it's everyone's favorite week of the syllabus: the consequences of lust. Which means droid babies! Aww. I want one.
Katchoo: Every time I tell myself you're not actually sick in the head, just a little pathetic, you go and do something like this.
Lacey: I'm ignoring that, you know. Effy and Griff tried to figure out how to get their droid baby to stop crying, because I refuse to believe they actually referred to it as "shutting up." Claire and Andy tried to come up with a name for their little droid girl, and Arthur and Illyria did . . . not react so well to the assignment, because oh my gosh.
Katchoo: Aw, geez, it can't be that bad. It's Arthur with a robokid. That's gotta be hilarious wait a second HOLY *FEEDBACK* Illyria asked Anakin if she could EAT THE KID? The hell I wanna know how this conversation ended up involving mango lube.
Lacey: Let's just move on to Bruce and Jean who's currently a bird getting their droid baby, huh? And Calvin and Dru not being happy about the assignment either, although there was no talk of eating the baby? Leia and Dan got stuck with twins, but Leia talked Dan into taking care of the kids while she pursues a political career. That is just . . . wow. I like that. Bod and Jake had a falling-out over who was the designated mom for their baby until they decided to draft Morgana to take care of it. "It?" I feel horrible saying that. Zack thought his droid baby was cute, and hopefully that makes up for some of certain other people's horribly cavalier attitude. Griff was there to do his TA job, unexpected new-fatherhood or not, and Leia asked if Anakin thought he was being funny. My guess is no, and no is also the answer she got from him as far as dumping the babies on Dan for the whole assignment. I still want one.
Katchoo: How 'bout you go outside and stand in the fog instead, and maybe something'll come along and eat you? Then you won't want one any more. Monomyths got the rundown and lecture on the sixth stage of the masculine journey. Trials. Yeah, guys tend to be that. Arthur. Doubt he actually got discussed in class, though. Anemone and Blysse didn't bring him up, far as the furballs have to report. Neither did Cindy. Speaking of trials, there was Concepts of Law and Justice, and the lecture of the day on civil suits. Not outfits, smartasses. Like civil versus criminal court, which is what they discussed. With the O.J. Simpson case as an example, 'cause why not go for the whole frikkin' circus? Karla and Kurt were the TAs, though, not circus performers. Oh, look, and Tiny Creepy Kid went to Alex Cabot with some sob story about being home for the past couple of weeks. A river, Tiny Creepy Kid. Cry me one.
Lacey: That is so uncharitable. Oh, look, Living With Difficult Women. What a fitting segue. Today's topic was dealing with difficult women as subordinates, which is something I happen to think I'm an expert in here in this radio booth, because don't let this one tell you she's in charge. Oh, no.
Katchoo: *FEEDBACK* And ARTHUR FRIKKIN' PENDRAGON, I am going to *feedback* kick your *feedback* for sticking Francine and me with your kid.
Lacey: Do you want it eaten?
Katchoo: Would it give him indigestion?
Lacey: You of all people don't need the answer to that. Let's just say it's no, and go back to talking about the difficult-subordinates-and-managers roleplaying exercise that Max had the class do. Over in the library, Anemone was edgy and pacing, and Francine had Arthur and Illyria's droid baby with her while she looked up information on shapeshifting dinosaurs. Henry wanted to know if Anemone was okay. She said she would be, possibly in the form of quoting poetry at him and Henry quoting poetry back. Aw, that's neat. Hey, Katchoo, can we do the broadcast in haiku from here on out?
Katchoo: Lemme show you where you can shove your five-seven-five, how 'bout that?
Lacey: Neeeeeeeeeever mind. Let's just let you talk for a while.
Dorms
Katchoo: Usually I get to pick on Arthur by talking about Reserves, but today I get to pick on him by talkin' about how he was wandering around in the fog behind the dorms until he ran into Zack. Not that he was sure it was Zack. Or Zack was sure it was him. Frikkin' eeeeeeeverybody's gotta have an identity crisis today, geez. Mat and Dru were lost out in the fog too, along with a herd of teal deer, and Kurt and Dinah were . . . pretty much playing Marco Polo out in the fog. Raven ran into Kennedy outside the dorms, and that ended up with them getting into a fight. Hope you kicked her ass, Raven . . . aw, damn. Guess not, since Kennedy was in the gym afterward, telling Tara about it. Geez, Kennedy. Quit doing crap on my radio days, will you? It's frikkin' either you or Tiny Creepy Kid, or the annoying little wannabe me.
Lacey: Oh, come on. What have you got against them, anyway? It's not like it cuts into your time any.
Katchoo: . . . I actually have no idea what to say to that. Karla woke up from a dream this morning, which you'd think isn't all that big a deal but the squirrels noticed, and are gonna chew on me if I don't read that note. Bod got creeped out by the fog and headed back to his room, and got a visit from Kate. She thinks it's creepy too, but told him about getting a summer TA job, and possibly being a monkey if Mitchell's right, only not a frikkin' monkeypony like the ones I kept seeing on the way here and seriously what the hell is that. Effy ran into Leda out on the grounds and freaked the hell out at her and Leda freaked the hell out right back, and then while Dinah was jumpy on the roof and thinking Griff was attacking his robobaby, and then getting into it with Jack Priest when they both thought they were attacking each other, Effy went back to her room and hid under her bed.
Lacey: You know, that does not sound like a bad idea right now.
Katchoo: Yeah. Have fun gettin' through the fog to do it.
Town
Lacey: *whimpering* No freaking out for Jack Burton at Photo Hut, or Mary at the Arms Hotel, although the fog had Oz worried at Coyote Medicine, Cafe Fina had a cranky Lion-O on duty and Kris and the horses at the Gig were a little twitchy. It seemed to be business as usual for Jono at Groovy Tunes, since he was playing music, and over at Strokes of Genius Jane was cleaning . . . Jane?
Katchoo: Huh. Guess I have a new boss. Rose was at Atlas Gym gettin' her ear talked off about pictures or something stupid by Jessi. Look, if you don't wanna hit her, Rose, I will . . . huh, Alex Karev came in and hit Rose? And got his ass kicked for it, but he thought she was a monster . . . huh. Which Rose had to explain to Dimitri later. At Turtle and Canary Didi's fog-watching got interrupted when Angua showed up naked, looking for clothes and mouthwash.
Lacey: Boy, the things you learn about your regular customers sometimes . . . Didi waited for Jono to walk her home after work, but even though it started out flirty it got freaky when she started insisting he was some kind of bizarre creature. Bizarre like a lizard, or . . . or . . .
Katchoo: Or like the unholy bastard offspring of Cerberus, a Shetland pony, and midget King Kong?
Lacey: Like that. There's a bizarre creature theme going today, isn't there? Tim chased one off from Android's Dungeon, Jack O'Neill dealt with one at the docks, and, um . . .
Katchoo: Raven ate the one that showed up at Dite's Decadent Delights. The wolf in the park had a creature-snack too, but Castiel just tried to smite one. And ended up punching it. A lot. Bruce was in the park with his robobaby and ended up punching its head off. Hey, Arthur, Illyria, someone beat you to it. Only without the eating. Anakin and Max got into a fight up on the Rocky Bits. Speaking of fun. Hey, I woulda had popcorn for that, just sayin'. Karla and Ben went to Chilly Boulder for ice cream but decided it was creepy. Oh, you JUST NOW NOTICED? REALLY?
Lacey: Maybe it was hard to notice through the fog.
*three second pause*
Katchoo: Ladies and gentlemen, Lacey Burrows. No, no, hold your applause. Deputy Mayor Robin was fidgety at Caritas, but not as fidgety as Jake Doyle, if literally falling into the bar counts as fidgety. I'm callin' that a yes. Bonus points if Robin trying to weird him out about Fandom or meeting John Price made him more fidgety. Squirrels aren't saying, but hey, there's a note here about Price hitting on Robin. 'cept her fiance's walking her home, so . . . that'd be a rejection.
Lacey: It's also the end of the notes. Um, squirrels? Are you sure that's all? 'cause I really don't want to go home in that. *chittering* Oh. Really, I mean, are you sure? There isn't just one more? Not even -- no, did you look behind that stack of tapes over there? How about under the control board? Or --
*click*
no subject
The news of the strange creatures and violence was distressing, but she had to indignantly say to the radio, "I did not eat the creature. I took it inside myself."
No, Raven, that wasn't any better.