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Fandom Radio, Sunday, February 21, 2010
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rocksthescarf.livejournal.com*sound of a bunch of tiny fists knocking on a door*
What the--squirrels! Oh thank god you're here. You wouldn't believe--no, I can't even discuss it right now. It's too awful.
*squeaking*
No, we're going out after the broadcast and I'll tell you everything there. People are used to me with monkeys, they'll think nothing of squirrels. I will say this involves Humphreys. So many Humphreys.
*shocked squeaking*
I know. No amount of booze in the world will make this okay. How did you get up to the penthouse with all that radio equipment? Never mind, you can tell me later. Here, give me the notes and I can get this over with.
In case it wasn't already obvious, listeners, this is Chuck Bass reporting to you from New York City. I don't even know why we're doing this considering all of you are on some Dollar Store vacation in the Bahamas or whatever but I'd rather do anything than go downstairs and talk to the people in the living room. So let's do this.
( Dramatic Chuck is dramatic )
Okay, notes are gone. Let's go out, get drunk and I will explain to you why I am in hell. Goodnight to the two people that are listening and hope your spring break goes better than mine.
What the--squirrels! Oh thank god you're here. You wouldn't believe--no, I can't even discuss it right now. It's too awful.
*squeaking*
No, we're going out after the broadcast and I'll tell you everything there. People are used to me with monkeys, they'll think nothing of squirrels. I will say this involves Humphreys. So many Humphreys.
*shocked squeaking*
I know. No amount of booze in the world will make this okay. How did you get up to the penthouse with all that radio equipment? Never mind, you can tell me later. Here, give me the notes and I can get this over with.
In case it wasn't already obvious, listeners, this is Chuck Bass reporting to you from New York City. I don't even know why we're doing this considering all of you are on some Dollar Store vacation in the Bahamas or whatever but I'd rather do anything than go downstairs and talk to the people in the living room. So let's do this.
( Dramatic Chuck is dramatic )
Okay, notes are gone. Let's go out, get drunk and I will explain to you why I am in hell. Goodnight to the two people that are listening and hope your spring break goes better than mine.
