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Fandom Radio, Sunday, February 21, 2010
*sound of a bunch of tiny fists knocking on a door*
What the--squirrels! Oh thank god you're here. You wouldn't believe--no, I can't even discuss it right now. It's too awful.
*squeaking*
No, we're going out after the broadcast and I'll tell you everything there. People are used to me with monkeys, they'll think nothing of squirrels. I will say this involves Humphreys. So many Humphreys.
*shocked squeaking*
I know. No amount of booze in the world will make this okay. How did you get up to the penthouse with all that radio equipment? Never mind, you can tell me later. Here, give me the notes and I can get this over with.
In case it wasn't already obvious, listeners, this is Chuck Bass reporting to you from New York City. I don't even know why we're doing this considering all of you are on some Dollar Store vacation in the Bahamas or whatever but I'd rather do anything than go downstairs and talk to the people in the living room. So let's do this.
Fandom
Jono is one of the three people not at the beach and, not only that, the only person actually at the school itself. It's spring break, buddy. Work is discouraged. Before leaving for the trip Elena made a phone call to Reno. Max and Aphrodite had breakfast at Luke's were he begs for an apology over something he did. Angua was enjoying the lack of people around and went for a walk and ended up chatting with both Dimitri and Oz. And Dimitri opened up Caritas after Tino flounced. What do I pay you for, Tino?
This morning everyone who was going to the Bahamas gathered around the Causeway. Jack was happy Kate was there, and Raven and Andy flailed over being roommates with each other. Alex was injured after a fight and Raven healed up him. She's useful like that. Ender apologized to Tahiri for stealing Ben away for the week. I knew those two were gay! I knew it!
Ben talked to Tahiri about their trip roommates, and Bod, who was a bit nervous, chatted with Ino. Both Beka and Dru boggled over the amount of luggage Kennedy was taking with her and Tara tried to keep Kennedy from getting too antsy. Emma pointed out to Kennedy that she could buy things in the Bahamas and Diana made a lame joke to Kennedy over her overpacking.
Morgana and Jacob did the predictable flailing over being roommates on the trip, while Jaina talked to Leia about the trip and Jedi stuff. Zack and Dinah were predictably bouncy and Kate quizzed Leto on his own excitement over the trip. The Skywalkers of the Anakin and Rory variety were getting stuff settled for the trip, which included dealing with bags and a babysitter. I'd be a fantastic babysitter, just so you know. Warren introduced himself to his roommate Jack, and Emma checked up on him. Jack, not Warren. And Griff was beat up and Ino tried to get the story behind that.
Bahamas
Ugh, I can't even imagine what kind of Carnival sponsored trash can of a boat you people must be on. Still, I'd rather be on the boat from The Poseidon Adventure than where I am right now. Okay, so, there were naturally rooms for people to stay in this boat and scarily enough, squirrels know what went on in there. Jaina and Rose compared game plans for the day. I hope making out with each other was included in that. Sookie and Blysse decide against the slides and the sharks. Tahiri tried to lay down some ground rules for Alex but he insists he's not going to bring in a ton of girls into the room because he's whipped. *sigh* I swear I'm the only person that sticks to their morals these days. You people disgust me.
Jack Priest was totally brooding in his room and Rose came by to check up on him. Ender and Zayne made roomie small talk and Cable made sure Jan didn't kill herself. Good work. Emmett and Didi are entirely too upbeat, and Karla wants her and Emma to go swimming right away. Leto and Mat spent some time settling in their room, as did girl Alex and Naomi. Jack Burton tells Hayley that he won't wear her clothes, okay, and Momoko and Robin the frog are way too excited about this stupid trip.
Jim and Paige make plans to go dancing and Zack and Ino...have a tickle fight on her bed. These euphemisms for sex are getting ridiculous. Momoko caughed up with Triela and Karla stopped by George's room to ask where the water park was. Jacob's snoring was keep Morgana up but eventually he went out to sleep on the balcony. I think that deserves someone getting laid.
The beach seemed to be the biggest attraction thus far on the trip. Of course it would be, who doesn't like half naked people? Puck and Hannibal sat by the swings. Puck explained why he was into cougars and Hannibal explained why he was into Angela. One of you is a woman. Hint: It's Hannibal. Dinah and Hannibal talk post-graduation plans and Jacob gets objectified by Elle. Dinah also chatted with Dan and this squirrel says he's a big girl who is too afraid to get into the water. You guys are amazing, you know that?
Dinah went out for a swim and Triela asks her how she can wear a bikini. That's not the right attitude to have. Momoko and Dinah are spazzes about their bathing suits and all the stuff to do there. Right. Griff was moping and Rose came over to see what his fight about Alex was over. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Good lord, Dean and I took a shorter time to resolve our sexual tension than you two. Get on with it already. Momoko explained to Leda what an Icee was, which tells me that she's never been high in a gas station before.
There's a spa at this place that both Rory and Ino checked out. There's also some other stuff to do that I can't quite go into detail about because I haven't seen it. There's apparently an arcade, and that's where Kate has a conversation with Bod. Alex and Effy are at the bar and they talk about how they're not gonna be sober this whole trip. Well, duh. It's spring break.
Okay so apparently there was...adventures on this vacation. Of course there were. Said adventures included a water park. My employee Robin was on the lazy river, Jonas tried out the Current, whatever that is, and Summer tried the climbing wall. Angela Martin didn't want to go on the kids slide. Okay then. George and Beka are unsure of this whole thing and they talk about how Karla wants them to go on a double date. Excuse me while I throw up. Mulan was waiting to go down a slide when she got asked by Robin the frog if this was her first time at a water park. Yes it is. There was a Shark Adventure Lagoon, whatever that is. Makita watched the sharks but Jaina tried out the whole thing. I'm not quite sure what the thing is, but she tried it out and watched other people afterward.
Okay, notes are gone. Let's go out, get drunk and I will explain to you why I am in hell. Goodnight to the two people that are listening and hope your spring break goes better than mine.
What the--squirrels! Oh thank god you're here. You wouldn't believe--no, I can't even discuss it right now. It's too awful.
*squeaking*
No, we're going out after the broadcast and I'll tell you everything there. People are used to me with monkeys, they'll think nothing of squirrels. I will say this involves Humphreys. So many Humphreys.
*shocked squeaking*
I know. No amount of booze in the world will make this okay. How did you get up to the penthouse with all that radio equipment? Never mind, you can tell me later. Here, give me the notes and I can get this over with.
In case it wasn't already obvious, listeners, this is Chuck Bass reporting to you from New York City. I don't even know why we're doing this considering all of you are on some Dollar Store vacation in the Bahamas or whatever but I'd rather do anything than go downstairs and talk to the people in the living room. So let's do this.
Fandom
Jono is one of the three people not at the beach and, not only that, the only person actually at the school itself. It's spring break, buddy. Work is discouraged. Before leaving for the trip Elena made a phone call to Reno. Max and Aphrodite had breakfast at Luke's were he begs for an apology over something he did. Angua was enjoying the lack of people around and went for a walk and ended up chatting with both Dimitri and Oz. And Dimitri opened up Caritas after Tino flounced. What do I pay you for, Tino?
This morning everyone who was going to the Bahamas gathered around the Causeway. Jack was happy Kate was there, and Raven and Andy flailed over being roommates with each other. Alex was injured after a fight and Raven healed up him. She's useful like that. Ender apologized to Tahiri for stealing Ben away for the week. I knew those two were gay! I knew it!
Ben talked to Tahiri about their trip roommates, and Bod, who was a bit nervous, chatted with Ino. Both Beka and Dru boggled over the amount of luggage Kennedy was taking with her and Tara tried to keep Kennedy from getting too antsy. Emma pointed out to Kennedy that she could buy things in the Bahamas and Diana made a lame joke to Kennedy over her overpacking.
Morgana and Jacob did the predictable flailing over being roommates on the trip, while Jaina talked to Leia about the trip and Jedi stuff. Zack and Dinah were predictably bouncy and Kate quizzed Leto on his own excitement over the trip. The Skywalkers of the Anakin and Rory variety were getting stuff settled for the trip, which included dealing with bags and a babysitter. I'd be a fantastic babysitter, just so you know. Warren introduced himself to his roommate Jack, and Emma checked up on him. Jack, not Warren. And Griff was beat up and Ino tried to get the story behind that.
Bahamas
Ugh, I can't even imagine what kind of Carnival sponsored trash can of a boat you people must be on. Still, I'd rather be on the boat from The Poseidon Adventure than where I am right now. Okay, so, there were naturally rooms for people to stay in this boat and scarily enough, squirrels know what went on in there. Jaina and Rose compared game plans for the day. I hope making out with each other was included in that. Sookie and Blysse decide against the slides and the sharks. Tahiri tried to lay down some ground rules for Alex but he insists he's not going to bring in a ton of girls into the room because he's whipped. *sigh* I swear I'm the only person that sticks to their morals these days. You people disgust me.
Jack Priest was totally brooding in his room and Rose came by to check up on him. Ender and Zayne made roomie small talk and Cable made sure Jan didn't kill herself. Good work. Emmett and Didi are entirely too upbeat, and Karla wants her and Emma to go swimming right away. Leto and Mat spent some time settling in their room, as did girl Alex and Naomi. Jack Burton tells Hayley that he won't wear her clothes, okay, and Momoko and Robin the frog are way too excited about this stupid trip.
Jim and Paige make plans to go dancing and Zack and Ino...have a tickle fight on her bed. These euphemisms for sex are getting ridiculous. Momoko caughed up with Triela and Karla stopped by George's room to ask where the water park was. Jacob's snoring was keep Morgana up but eventually he went out to sleep on the balcony. I think that deserves someone getting laid.
The beach seemed to be the biggest attraction thus far on the trip. Of course it would be, who doesn't like half naked people? Puck and Hannibal sat by the swings. Puck explained why he was into cougars and Hannibal explained why he was into Angela. One of you is a woman. Hint: It's Hannibal. Dinah and Hannibal talk post-graduation plans and Jacob gets objectified by Elle. Dinah also chatted with Dan and this squirrel says he's a big girl who is too afraid to get into the water. You guys are amazing, you know that?
Dinah went out for a swim and Triela asks her how she can wear a bikini. That's not the right attitude to have. Momoko and Dinah are spazzes about their bathing suits and all the stuff to do there. Right. Griff was moping and Rose came over to see what his fight about Alex was over. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Good lord, Dean and I took a shorter time to resolve our sexual tension than you two. Get on with it already. Momoko explained to Leda what an Icee was, which tells me that she's never been high in a gas station before.
There's a spa at this place that both Rory and Ino checked out. There's also some other stuff to do that I can't quite go into detail about because I haven't seen it. There's apparently an arcade, and that's where Kate has a conversation with Bod. Alex and Effy are at the bar and they talk about how they're not gonna be sober this whole trip. Well, duh. It's spring break.
Okay so apparently there was...adventures on this vacation. Of course there were. Said adventures included a water park. My employee Robin was on the lazy river, Jonas tried out the Current, whatever that is, and Summer tried the climbing wall. Angela Martin didn't want to go on the kids slide. Okay then. George and Beka are unsure of this whole thing and they talk about how Karla wants them to go on a double date. Excuse me while I throw up. Mulan was waiting to go down a slide when she got asked by Robin the frog if this was her first time at a water park. Yes it is. There was a Shark Adventure Lagoon, whatever that is. Makita watched the sharks but Jaina tried out the whole thing. I'm not quite sure what the thing is, but she tried it out and watched other people afterward.
Okay, notes are gone. Let's go out, get drunk and I will explain to you why I am in hell. Goodnight to the two people that are listening and hope your spring break goes better than mine.