Fandom Radio, Sunday, August 30th, 2009

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Chuck: ...I know, right? Clearly I am the superior Chuck around here and I demand a demeaning nickname be placed upon the new one.

*squeaking*

Chuck: No, no. That's too demeaning. And kind of disgusting. Save that for someone I really don't like.

Oh hey. The light is on.

Well, Fandom, for those of you who don't already recognize my dulcet tones, this is Chuck Bass. I won't bother with a lengthy introduction because I'm sure the rumors will do the job for me soon enough. Right now we're just shooting the breeze because there's a lot of notes here and I refuse to do them by myself. So I sent the squirrels out to capture me a radio partner for the night.

*door opening*

Bones: --Dammit, I'm a doctor, not a DJ!

Chuck: Ah. There we go.

Bones: Are you the kid that sent those squirrels after me?

Chuck: Well I didn't ask for you specifically...

Bones: What makes you think you can just go around sending squirrels to hijack people?

Chuck: I'm Chuck Bass. I can do whatever I want.

Bones: Am I like cat nip for egomaniacs or something?

( Yes, yes you are )

Fandom Radio, Monday, August 31st

[makesfaces.livejournal.com]

Good evening, Fandom! This is Jim Halpert, and I'm moonlighting here before I've officially started my actual job. I'm not sure how exactly that worked out.

... Why are there squirrels in the broadcast booth? And why are they giving me cards saying 'Welcome back'? This is going to be a strange night, isn't it?

( Onto the news )

Well, Fandom, that's all from me tonight. And congratulations. I've been here three days and I'm so much more confused than I was when I first got here. That takes some talent. I'd give everyone a sticker, but I don't have any. And even if I did, I'm pretty sure the squirrels would take them first.

And on that note, good night!