Fandom High Radio, Tuesday, July 7th

[bitchprince]

Good evening, Fandom. I am Arthur Pendragon, radio host on Tuesdays. And these are the squirrels.

*chittering!*

If you hear anything pawing at your window in the night, don't be afraid. They've probably just gotten bored and are out to make your lives interesting by sitting you down in this booth and throwing notes at you. In which case: don't drink their coffee, and for the love of all that's holy don't let them sing.

One foot wrong, I'm gonna fall--

No singing. Especially not you, black squirrel. I don't mind, but you sound like you've just swallowed something rotten.

( Camping Prince Radio )

Fandom Radio, July 8

[solo_sword]

Jaina Brooke would be so proud, I'm doing an intro and everything. Hello, Fandom, my name's Jaina, I have radio these nights. And for you live listeners, sorry, we're not usually on this late, but I've got time lag like you wouldn't believe and also, I'm working on something.

*sound of a phone ringing*

Jaina: While we're waiting, I just want to thank all the new kids for not being related to me.

Brooke: Wha... Hello?

Jaina: Brooke! How soon you forget your old friends!

Brooke: ....It's two am.

Jaina: Yes it is. And if you look to your window, you'll find a squirrel waiting with your share of tonight's notes.

Brooke: Wait. You woke me up to do radio with you over the phone?

Jaina: The radio audience voted for Brooke and Jaina, the radio audience gets Brooke and Jaina. And you picked the wrong time to mess with me.

Brooke: Why, are you PMS'ing or something?

Jaina: ...I'm going to blame that on you just waking up. Speaking of which, I gave you school notes. So I guess this means you're up.

Brooke: I hate you so much more than I did last week.


( like i was letting this go )

Jaina: There, we're done. So Brooke, next week you be around when I call, and I don't drag you out of bed at two am. Got that?

*silence*

Brooke: Zzzzzz.

Jaina Brooke says good night, Fandom.