Fandom Radio, Saturday, February 14th

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Good evening, Fandom. Listen up, it's time for the news. This is your host, J. Jonah Jameson. Happy Valentine's Day to those of you with a significant other. I had a lovely phone call with my lovely wife who sent me here. At least she didn't make me take her to an expensive restaurant this year. You have to look for silver linings, I think. And the silver lining for those of you without someone is that you also didn't have to take anyone to an expensive restaurant. Let that help you deal with your crushing loneliness tonight.

( Cut for a day that was pretty quiet aside from twenty minutes of INSANITY )

[OOC: Please note that Ben uses a slightly different tone while speaking as Spider-Man and that the mask muffles his voice a little, so while the voice might sound familiar, it won't be too recognizable as Ben's. People who know Peter Parker's superhero name are free to wonder what he was doing there. People who suspect that Ben is Peter using a fake name and bad dye job (ahem, Deadpool) are free to use this as they will.

Really, I just couldn't resist.]