Fandom Radio :: Friday, June 13th.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Good evening, fellow Fandomites! It's Friday the Thirteenth here on WTFH Radio, and I'm Turtle Wexler, bringing you all the news that's fit to broadcast and wondering how the heck this day got its bad reputation. I don't know about you guys, but it's been a great day for me! My boyfriend's not breaking up with me! Bad luck, my nice arse. And I can say it's nice, because Jeff told me so.

Anyway, I'm sure none of you need to hear that much about my arse; I don't think Jeff would like you all hearing about it, anyway, so, onto the news!

( Not Broken Up, YAY! )

And that's all the notes for tonight, Fandomites! Here's to hoping that stocks stay up, up, up! Enjoy your weekends, don't forget to call your fathers on Sunday, or at least thank those in your life who have been father-like, tip your waitress, good night, and have a prosperous tomorrow!

Fandom Radio, June 14

[fates_jaye]

Hi, Fandom, and yes I know it's not my day, but Fake Ted was otherwise busy and so I'm filling in. And in the news today, if you haven't looked out your window, you must not have seen the plume of ash rising from that handy volcano over there. I'm really expecting there to be a lot of "Oh my god we're gonna die from lava" sex going on today, so let's get to it.

( it's like the volcano has dandruff, really )

That's all for tonight's Alarmist Radio. Don't die! Oh, and happy Flag Day!