Fandom Radio [Friday, December 14th]
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12/14 Radio
Good Evening Fandom. It's Jamie Madrox here reminding you only have 10 shopping days until Christmas if you follow that whole Christianity thing. Personally I'm a Presbyterian so really we're just in it for the presents.
Jamie #2: Enough with Christmas!
Jamie #1: Okay. There's a guy who looks like me wearing a yarmulke. What the hell?
Jamie #2: I'm the duplicate you sent to Israel over a year ago.
Jamie #1: Oh! right! How that turn out?
Jamie #2: We converted and I just got back. Bit of advice? The kosher meal on Pan Am may be "kosher" but it ain't really "kosher" if you know what I'm saying.
Jamie #1: Wait. We converted? Does that mean we got circum-
Jamie #2: I don't want to talk about it.
Jamie #1: I'm not sure whether or not I should say "Ow" or "Ew".
Jamie #2: Considering our Mohel was a sheretz mekori notef mugla? Go with "Ew".
Jamie #1: See this is why it's good to be Presbyterian. You don't have to learn Hebrew and your penis is relatively safe. Also? You only need to change your oil every three thousand miles and rotate your tires to get into heaven.
Jamie #2: Tisdayen.
Jamie #1: I have no idea what that means but considering the hand gesture you just made I'm gathering it's not good. So on that note...
( The News! Where hopefully we won't get smited! )
Good Evening Fandom. It's Jamie Madrox here reminding you only have 10 shopping days until Christmas if you follow that whole Christianity thing. Personally I'm a Presbyterian so really we're just in it for the presents.
Jamie #2: Enough with Christmas!
Jamie #1: Okay. There's a guy who looks like me wearing a yarmulke. What the hell?
Jamie #2: I'm the duplicate you sent to Israel over a year ago.
Jamie #1: Oh! right! How that turn out?
Jamie #2: We converted and I just got back. Bit of advice? The kosher meal on Pan Am may be "kosher" but it ain't really "kosher" if you know what I'm saying.
Jamie #1: Wait. We converted? Does that mean we got circum-
Jamie #2: I don't want to talk about it.
Jamie #1: I'm not sure whether or not I should say "Ow" or "Ew".
Jamie #2: Considering our Mohel was a sheretz mekori notef mugla? Go with "Ew".
Jamie #1: See this is why it's good to be Presbyterian. You don't have to learn Hebrew and your penis is relatively safe. Also? You only need to change your oil every three thousand miles and rotate your tires to get into heaven.
Jamie #2: Tisdayen.
Jamie #1: I have no idea what that means but considering the hand gesture you just made I'm gathering it's not good. So on that note...
( The News! Where hopefully we won't get smited! )