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Fandom Radio [Friday, December 14th]
12/14 Radio
Good Evening Fandom. It's Jamie Madrox here reminding you only have 10 shopping days until Christmas if you follow that whole Christianity thing. Personally I'm a Presbyterian so really we're just in it for the presents.
Jamie #2: Enough with Christmas!
Jamie #1: Okay. There's a guy who looks like me wearing a yarmulke. What the hell?
Jamie #2: I'm the duplicate you sent to Israel over a year ago.
Jamie #1: Oh! right! How that turn out?
Jamie #2: We converted and I just got back. Bit of advice? The kosher meal on Pan Am may be "kosher" but it ain't really "kosher" if you know what I'm saying.
Jamie #1: Wait. We converted? Does that mean we got circum-
Jamie #2: I don't want to talk about it.
Jamie #1: I'm not sure whether or not I should say "Ow" or "Ew".
Jamie #2: Considering our Mohel was a sheretz mekori notef mugla? Go with "Ew".
Jamie #1: See this is why it's good to be Presbyterian. You don't have to learn Hebrew and your penis is relatively safe. Also? You only need to change your oil every three thousand miles and rotate your tires to get into heaven.
Jamie #2: Tisdayen.
Jamie #1: I have no idea what that means but considering the hand gesture you just made I'm gathering it's not good. So on that note...
SCHOOL! WHERE PRAYER IS PROBABLY NOT ALLOWED!
Jamie #1:Debating was just about reviewing the techniques they had learned in the past semester. Mathematics pretty much did the same thing.
Squall on the other hand taught his students all about Monsters from his world interdisciplinary studies but apparently the thing to do was to skip class Cass seemed confused by the whole thing while Rikku showed up late in a somewhat dramatic fashion.
Meanwhile Barney started off his class of AWESOME by declaring other teachers "Not Awesome" and then had everyone create study guides known as "Cootie Catchers" as he smoked cigars and drank scotch.
JAmie #2: Did he share with the rest of the class?
Jamie #1: No.
Jamie #2: Ya ben sharmuta.
Jamie #1: I'm not going to ask what that means. Over at the office we are happy to report that the moose is gone but it apparently chewed up everyone's lottery ticket. Karal showed up late to the library and was visited by an "adorable" Andrew.
Steve read a book about Dr. Seuss, John surfed the web, Lulu had cookies (Who got a visit from JP
0 and Squall just napped. Got anything Hebrew to say about that?
Jamie #2: Nope.
Jamie #1: Good. It's getting annoying.
Jamie #2: Hantarish lakerda.
Jamie #1: Whatever. Over at the Student Council There was talk of coffee carts, Pizza parties and in honor of Bart a permanent freshman seat on the Council. Even though he's dead. How's he going to vote?
Jamie #2: Don't be a yutz.
Jamie #1: Well if you're going to be that way about it then we'll just...
GO SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE DORMS!
Jamie #1: Are you going to continue to insult me in Hebrew?
Jamie #2: If I don't, who will?
Jamie #1: Right. So before he opened the library Karal took Trenor out for a stroll. He ran into Jeff and Nana who apparently chased Trenor. Jeff! Bad dog! Chris was also there and told Karal about his adventures in being a gay cowboy. Hey! We're only four people short of the Village people! Lana had some hot chocolate and a grilled cheese. Then Peter webbed himself to a chair and got a little slimy if you know what I mean.
Jamie #2: Jiffa!
Over in the second floor common room Cassandra attempted to cook but was confused by utensils. Billy tried to help but Ino and Cass just ended up getting wet and slimy.
Jamie #2: Very jiffa!
Jamie #1: And then in the evening Karal returned to the dorm and was also in a very wet and slimy condition. Joining in on that wet parade was Inara, Sully and Seely and Aravis
Jamie #3: Lucky haram zadahs!
Jamie #1: Then Dick and Annette got together after Annette tried to dress her cat up in Christmas fashion-
Jamie #3: By the Sanatana Dharma! Enough with the Christmas already!
Jamie #1: Okay. Another me. And you are?
Jamie #2: The one you sent out to learn about Hinduism.
Jamie #1: That's the one with the fat guy, right?
Jamie #3: Tum chuutya ho.
Jamie #1: Okay... I'm betting that's not a blessing. Did any of you actually learn religion or did you just learn how to insult me in foreign languages?
Jamie #3: Pretty much the latter.
Jamie #2: Dude. Circumcised.
Jamie #1: Figures.
Jamie #3: Kuttiya.
The Town!
Jamie #1: Let's see! Cable opened Wellspring Arms and Meditation Center. Ino stopped in to talk about models while Renee inquired about the shooting range. Sora hung a bunch of lights up at Turtle and Canary. Joanna was busy over at the Wonders of the World where she was working on a guest list for her yacht party and Gabriel gave his cat a dead mouse and Karal stopped by for a visit. GMB was late to work and his bird was drunk while Giles opened the magic box and Isabel came in to look for Christmas gifts-
Jamie #3: Bhadwaa! Stop it with the Christmas talk!
Jamie #1: It's in the notes! What am I supposed to to do? Make up stuff?
Jamie #2: Never stopped you before ya man maniak.
Jamie #1: Whatever. Robin was on the phone with her friend and apparently the subject was taboo because she also was very slimy and then proceeded to get Fraser all slimy.
Jamie #2: Why is everyone getting jiffa but us?
Jamie #1: I don't know. Maybe-
*splash*
Jamie #3: I think we've solved that mystery.
Jamie #1: And I have green oatmealish stuff in my pants. Meanwhile Yitzhak opened Luke's Diner where he spent most of his time on Strifenova Celestial forums and Chad opened Groovy Tunes. Over at The Arms River got a card from Billy. Mary was watching Gunther make ginger bread and on the menu today was fried tuna with applesauce. Um... Ew.
Jamie #3: You should not disparage another person's cooking until you've tried it you randi.
Jamie #2: He's such a koos.
Jamie #1: You realize you're just insulting yourself.
Jamie #3: Just keep reading lavDa.
Jamie #1: Caritas was hopping tonight with Jolee getting doused with water-
*splash*
Jamie #3: And another mystery solved.
Jamie #1: And my pants are now less slimy. I'm just wet.
Jamie #2: Jiffa!
Jamie #1: Also getting soaked was Karal, John, Anakin, Kabuto, Hades, Joanna and Zoe. Wade came in for beer and Zombies and Arashi wondered if Zombie beer would have Zombie parts floating in it.
Jamie #3: Khappes mi ye'na'a'ne'a ot'kha!
Jamie #1: Gesundheit. And Arashi apparently was able to order a drink without getting wet. And Finally over at the clinic, Christian on duty during the day shift and Ronan came by with an idea while Katara was there for the evening shift.
Jamie #2: Are we done yet?
Jamie #1: Yes. That's it.
Jamie #2: Magneev!
Jamie #3: That's better than a gote pe laath maara.
Jamie #1: You realize that once I absorb you I'll know what you said to me.
Jamie #2: Yeah. So? We'll be absorbed and what are you going to do about it then?
Jamie #1: ... Damn.
Jamie #2: Tembel.
Jamie #1: Maybe I should just beat the crap out of you now.
Jamie #2: Whatever.
Jamie #3: Lund choos.
Good Evening Fandom. It's Jamie Madrox here reminding you only have 10 shopping days until Christmas if you follow that whole Christianity thing. Personally I'm a Presbyterian so really we're just in it for the presents.
Jamie #2: Enough with Christmas!
Jamie #1: Okay. There's a guy who looks like me wearing a yarmulke. What the hell?
Jamie #2: I'm the duplicate you sent to Israel over a year ago.
Jamie #1: Oh! right! How that turn out?
Jamie #2: We converted and I just got back. Bit of advice? The kosher meal on Pan Am may be "kosher" but it ain't really "kosher" if you know what I'm saying.
Jamie #1: Wait. We converted? Does that mean we got circum-
Jamie #2: I don't want to talk about it.
Jamie #1: I'm not sure whether or not I should say "Ow" or "Ew".
Jamie #2: Considering our Mohel was a sheretz mekori notef mugla? Go with "Ew".
Jamie #1: See this is why it's good to be Presbyterian. You don't have to learn Hebrew and your penis is relatively safe. Also? You only need to change your oil every three thousand miles and rotate your tires to get into heaven.
Jamie #2: Tisdayen.
Jamie #1: I have no idea what that means but considering the hand gesture you just made I'm gathering it's not good. So on that note...
SCHOOL! WHERE PRAYER IS PROBABLY NOT ALLOWED!
Jamie #1:Debating was just about reviewing the techniques they had learned in the past semester. Mathematics pretty much did the same thing.
Squall on the other hand taught his students all about Monsters from his world interdisciplinary studies but apparently the thing to do was to skip class Cass seemed confused by the whole thing while Rikku showed up late in a somewhat dramatic fashion.
Meanwhile Barney started off his class of AWESOME by declaring other teachers "Not Awesome" and then had everyone create study guides known as "Cootie Catchers" as he smoked cigars and drank scotch.
JAmie #2: Did he share with the rest of the class?
Jamie #1: No.
Jamie #2: Ya ben sharmuta.
Jamie #1: I'm not going to ask what that means. Over at the office we are happy to report that the moose is gone but it apparently chewed up everyone's lottery ticket. Karal showed up late to the library and was visited by an "adorable" Andrew.
Steve read a book about Dr. Seuss, John surfed the web, Lulu had cookies (Who got a visit from JP
0 and Squall just napped. Got anything Hebrew to say about that?
Jamie #2: Nope.
Jamie #1: Good. It's getting annoying.
Jamie #2: Hantarish lakerda.
Jamie #1: Whatever. Over at the Student Council There was talk of coffee carts, Pizza parties and in honor of Bart a permanent freshman seat on the Council. Even though he's dead. How's he going to vote?
Jamie #2: Don't be a yutz.
Jamie #1: Well if you're going to be that way about it then we'll just...
GO SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE DORMS!
Jamie #1: Are you going to continue to insult me in Hebrew?
Jamie #2: If I don't, who will?
Jamie #1: Right. So before he opened the library Karal took Trenor out for a stroll. He ran into Jeff and Nana who apparently chased Trenor. Jeff! Bad dog! Chris was also there and told Karal about his adventures in being a gay cowboy. Hey! We're only four people short of the Village people! Lana had some hot chocolate and a grilled cheese. Then Peter webbed himself to a chair and got a little slimy if you know what I mean.
Jamie #2: Jiffa!
Over in the second floor common room Cassandra attempted to cook but was confused by utensils. Billy tried to help but Ino and Cass just ended up getting wet and slimy.
Jamie #2: Very jiffa!
Jamie #1: And then in the evening Karal returned to the dorm and was also in a very wet and slimy condition. Joining in on that wet parade was Inara, Sully and Seely and Aravis
Jamie #3: Lucky haram zadahs!
Jamie #1: Then Dick and Annette got together after Annette tried to dress her cat up in Christmas fashion-
Jamie #3: By the Sanatana Dharma! Enough with the Christmas already!
Jamie #1: Okay. Another me. And you are?
Jamie #2: The one you sent out to learn about Hinduism.
Jamie #1: That's the one with the fat guy, right?
Jamie #3: Tum chuutya ho.
Jamie #1: Okay... I'm betting that's not a blessing. Did any of you actually learn religion or did you just learn how to insult me in foreign languages?
Jamie #3: Pretty much the latter.
Jamie #2: Dude. Circumcised.
Jamie #1: Figures.
Jamie #3: Kuttiya.
The Town!
Jamie #1: Let's see! Cable opened Wellspring Arms and Meditation Center. Ino stopped in to talk about models while Renee inquired about the shooting range. Sora hung a bunch of lights up at Turtle and Canary. Joanna was busy over at the Wonders of the World where she was working on a guest list for her yacht party and Gabriel gave his cat a dead mouse and Karal stopped by for a visit. GMB was late to work and his bird was drunk while Giles opened the magic box and Isabel came in to look for Christmas gifts-
Jamie #3: Bhadwaa! Stop it with the Christmas talk!
Jamie #1: It's in the notes! What am I supposed to to do? Make up stuff?
Jamie #2: Never stopped you before ya man maniak.
Jamie #1: Whatever. Robin was on the phone with her friend and apparently the subject was taboo because she also was very slimy and then proceeded to get Fraser all slimy.
Jamie #2: Why is everyone getting jiffa but us?
Jamie #1: I don't know. Maybe-
*splash*
Jamie #3: I think we've solved that mystery.
Jamie #1: And I have green oatmealish stuff in my pants. Meanwhile Yitzhak opened Luke's Diner where he spent most of his time on Strifenova Celestial forums and Chad opened Groovy Tunes. Over at The Arms River got a card from Billy. Mary was watching Gunther make ginger bread and on the menu today was fried tuna with applesauce. Um... Ew.
Jamie #3: You should not disparage another person's cooking until you've tried it you randi.
Jamie #2: He's such a koos.
Jamie #1: You realize you're just insulting yourself.
Jamie #3: Just keep reading lavDa.
Jamie #1: Caritas was hopping tonight with Jolee getting doused with water-
*splash*
Jamie #3: And another mystery solved.
Jamie #1: And my pants are now less slimy. I'm just wet.
Jamie #2: Jiffa!
Jamie #1: Also getting soaked was Karal, John, Anakin, Kabuto, Hades, Joanna and Zoe. Wade came in for beer and Zombies and Arashi wondered if Zombie beer would have Zombie parts floating in it.
Jamie #3: Khappes mi ye'na'a'ne'a ot'kha!
Jamie #1: Gesundheit. And Arashi apparently was able to order a drink without getting wet. And Finally over at the clinic, Christian on duty during the day shift and Ronan came by with an idea while Katara was there for the evening shift.
Jamie #2: Are we done yet?
Jamie #1: Yes. That's it.
Jamie #2: Magneev!
Jamie #3: That's better than a gote pe laath maara.
Jamie #1: You realize that once I absorb you I'll know what you said to me.
Jamie #2: Yeah. So? We'll be absorbed and what are you going to do about it then?
Jamie #1: ... Damn.
Jamie #2: Tembel.
Jamie #1: Maybe I should just beat the crap out of you now.
Jamie #2: Whatever.
Jamie #3: Lund choos.