Fandom Radio :: Tuesday, September 26th.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Jeff: Hello everyone! This is Scary Jeff Murdock and Turtle Wexler on the radio and everything, I hope you've all had a good day and voted for Turtle and everything! Unless you weren't a sophomore, then you could vote for Turtle but I doubt it would've made much of a difference. Still, we value your patronage!

Turtle: *with a whimper* I hate waiting. Waiting is awful. Why do they make you wait? Um, thank you everyone who did vote for me, I really appreciate it! Every vote counts....Why do they make you wait, oh man, oh man, oh man....Breathe, Wexler, breathe. Deep breaths. Oh God....

Jeff: Turtle, it'll be okay, you're an excellent candidate, I bet they all voted for you and we've got to do radio!

Turtle: *deep breath* Right. Radio. Radio's important. You get voted into radio. We got voted into radio, so there's no reason why...Oh, God! What if I used up my getting voted into stuff....STUFF?

( One Anxious Turtle + Alcohol = Role Reversal )

Turtle: ...the rum is gone. Why is the rum gone?

Jeff: 'Cos you've had a quarter of a bottle and you're going to pass out and then the radio squirrels will draw things on your face and I like your face the way it is, there's a lot of it and it should go undrawn on.

Turtle: Nuh-uh! I had lots more than a quarter, Jeff! Like....two eighteenths more than a quarter, and that's a lot!

Jeff: We need to get you home now, this entire station smells of rum, you might absorb more and implode and I don't want you to implode, Turtle, you've got far too many eyes and faces and everything, let's go!

Turtle: But we have nore mo-- Wait. No we don't. They're gone, too. Awww....Jeff?

Jeff: ...Don't slap me.

Turtle: I wasn't going to! I'd never! I just...had a question.

Jeff: ...What?

Turtle: Help me back--- Oof. Ow. Cra--

*CLICK*

Fandom Radio, September 26

[notclueful]

Hi, Fandom! This is Cher, your brand new junior Student Council representative! Well, one of them, but you know what I mean. Thank you to everyone who voted for me, I'll do my absolute best to make sure your school experience is as stellar as it can be!

If I say "You like me, you really like me", will you all know what I mean? Or is that completely played out by 2007?
( cut for, well, radio )

That's all for me tonight, Fandom. I hope you've had as much fun listening to me as I've had talking to you.