Fandom Radio :: June 20.

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Arrrg, ye fellow Fandomite maties. This be 'Terrible' Turtle Wexler, putting the pirate back in 'Pirate Radio' tonight, yar, by the brilliant suggestion of Jim 'Hapless' Halpert, clown-shoe-wearin' land lubber that he be. This one's for you, Mister Barbossa, arrrrr.

B'fore we be gettin' to the news o' the day, I'll be needin' to be givin' ye me usual stocks update. In stocks today, we got a dirty criminal who be prone to be lookin' up the ladies' skirts an' one of those buggers that tries to sneak candy into the movie theater an' be gettin' caught. Har har.

( Cut for lots of bad piraty talk )

Yar, an' that be the end of me pirate notes for tonight!

*clears throat*

Bein' a pirate ain't easy. I don't even think I can be stoppin' to talk like this. This...not be good. Bein' a pirate might be turnin' out to be a little bad on me reputation in the business. In the stock market, yarrr, we be likin' to hide our piraty tendencies, not be flauntin' 'em.

Mabbe a wee bit o' rum will help...

*sound of something being poured...sipped...*

*And spit*

UGH! That stuff is vile! UGH. How can you drink this stuff? Ooof. Wow. Well, I think I'm definitely clearled of my piraty ways now, man-oh-man. Yuck. That's worse than coffee!

Okay, I'm gonna sign out now and go eat a pound of sugar to get this taste out of my mouth. G'nite, and have a prosperous day!


[[ oh, and all pie, booze, applause, and first-borns should be directed at fat_halpert for inspiring this. ]]