Fandom Radio, Sunday, January 21

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Nadia: Hello Fandom! This is Nadia Santos, once again on Pirate Radio, and joined by a bit of a strange crew to bring you the news this evening.

Brian: Greetings Fandom! This is Brian Slade and I've been kidnapped by a crazed fan. (Help!)

Nadia: *smacking sound* You have not. And you didn't seem to be complaining last night.

Brian: Ow! I said I'm not like that!

Liam: Get off me you little demon rats! *sounds of chittering* Demon squirrels then!

Wilson: I was enjoying a walk in the park you little fur brained rodents! *sound of chittering* No my Hippocratic Oath does not cover emergency broadcasting for the ... oh forget it, where's the rum?

Salem: Rum? This job comes with rum, let's me see what everyone is doing, and make of fun of them for it?

Nadia: It's the best job ever. And I'm guessing you're not Faithful, since he's done it before. We're sharing that rum, right?

Salem: Faithful? What kind of a pathetic name is that? I'm Salem Saberhagen.

Liam: The cat is talking! I'm surrounded by demon beasts.

Brian: The cat is talking? Did you put something in my drink, Nadia?

Wilson: Try teaching classes here, Irish.

Salem: Of course the cat talks. Mortals. Oooh, tuna.

Nadia: Give me that bottle. Are we going to talk about the news, or are we going to sit here and double-u tee eff about the talking cat all night?

Liam: A talking demon cat is news, lass!

Brian: Unless it's just a bit of pharmacology, and then it's old hat. Fun. But old hat.

Nadia: The cat talks, it's not a demon, it's not that weird for Fandom, and I don't think I want to share my rum with you two any more. Dr. Wilson, would it be unethical to drug them all and just do this radio broadcast by ourselves?

Wilson: Probably and besides, this is Fandom, we don't need recreational pharmacology, we generate our own quite nicely. Are these the notes for tonight? *Sound of rustling paper* And these....and these...and...oh dear Lord.

Salem: Unethical? Nah. But then there'd be a lot less emberrassment tomorrow morning. Let's get to it!

( Dorms: Sanity not needed )

Liam: Oh thank the Lord. I could kiss each and every one of you.

*alarmed chittering*

*sound of something heavy hitting a thick Irish skull*

*drunken Irish snores until the radio cuts out*

[I crawl off to die now. Much, much, love to my fellow radioers dr_jwilsonmd, nadiathesaint, threeweapons, and walter_n_wires]