Fandom Radio, Tuesday, January 2

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

Evening, Fandom. I'd say good evening, except the sheer number of notes I have to read makes it a terrible one. You're listening to Fandom Radio, Seely "I Hate You All And The Squirrels Have Access To The Really Good Stuff" Booth reporting.

Top news story, the squirrel's nut-flavoured moonshine is nice, almost as nice as the squirrels for sharing it. Nice, friendly, squirrels who make nice booze and who like me better than the pointy haired vampire right?

*sounds of vaugely amused chittering*

I love you guysh, too.

*more chittering*

Right, the news. Y'know how they say no new is good news? This is why.

( Stuff Happened. Ask Your Friends. )

And that's the last of my copious notes provided by my new best friends, the squirrels. This is Seely "LotsastuffhappenedWillow'sprettyIgosleepybyesnow" Booth, signing off.

[Warning: Events depicted in this broadcast may bear little resemblance to reality, let this be a lesson to you all to stay away from alcohol offered to you by news gathering squirrels.

Now she dead from code. And possibly crack.]

Fandom Radio, Wednesday, January 3

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

Faithful: "I would like to start off this broadcast by saying this: I hate you all."

Aly: "Has that changed from last semester really?"

Faithful: "No. But then I saw how much everyone talks, something I couldn't do for two whole days, and I really started hating you all."

Aly: *lots of laughter* "You...couldn't TALK for two days?"

Faithful: *grumbling* "Alanna promised me large amounts of sea food if I didn't talk infront of the new kids until tonight. There was threats of hunger if I didn't comply."

Aly: "You're not talking in front of them now. This is radio. And I, for those that don't know me, am Aly."

Faithful: "And I'm Faithful. You know that small, black cat that's been following Alanna around? Yeah, that's me. And they're not contacts!"

Aly: "Faithful is our resident talking cat. He's snippy. Don't take anything he says seriously."

( And the world implodes from snark )

Faithful: "And if he didn't? I still don't care."

Aly: "Night Fandom! I hope you all have voices tomorrow after all the talking!"

Faithful: "And that's... wait, no, not quite all. A quick reminder to all that name tags are mandatory the first week of school. Night!"