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Fandom Radio, Tuesday, January 2
Evening, Fandom. I'd say good evening, except the sheer number of notes I have to read makes it a terrible one. You're listening to Fandom Radio, Seely "I Hate You All And The Squirrels Have Access To The Really Good Stuff" Booth reporting.
Top news story, the squirrel's nut-flavoured moonshine is nice, almost as nice as the squirrels for sharing it. Nice, friendly, squirrels who make nice booze and who like me better than the pointy haired vampire right?
*sounds of vaugely amused chittering*
I love you guysh, too.
*more chittering*
Right, the news. Y'know how they say no new is good news? This is why.
Classes, of which we had none.
THANK YOU GOD!
Proving that not even the apocalypse could stop it, the office was open for the invading horde to check in. Because when you're leading an invasion force, the correct paperwork makes all the distance.
Dorms, where you should all flee for the hills since we're being overrun.
The invasion got off to a quick start this morning when Steerkite fell from the roof onto Cally. Steery, the roof is for emo, not attempts to be Really Strong Guy Who Can Fly.
Others attempting to invade out fair island include Ami, Liz, Kabuto, and Balthier. Number 6 and Demyx return in an attempt to stem the flow of attackers.
Pippi turned the Fifth Floor Common Room into an amoury, equipping Demyx with weapons, and soundly beating off Smearknife's attempts to inflitrate.
Naomi sadly falls victim to the machinations of Ami. Woe.
A pitched battle erupts in the Second Floor Common Room when Wyatt sets up camp there. Anders informs the invader that he is the only one allowed to build pillow forts there, before Pippi brings him news of newly arrived reinforcements, namely Broots, Al, and Tyler. Al's valiant attempt to take down Wyatt, is foiled by the invaders' giant turtle, who, along with Wyatt, then attacks Pippi, before returning to its wrangler, Dick. Then a sneak attack by Tannim leaves him the only one standing and Supreme Overlord of the Common Room.
Great not only are we being invaded, the invaders have factions. Usually they wait until they've supressed the populace before beginning the internecine struggles.
Parker does her part to stave off the invading forces by taking up a sniper position on the roof. She and D'Anna discuss the fact that war is hell, while Zero keeps them supplied with ammo. Isabel brings news of a former comrade in arms trapped behind enemy lines, and Anders fresh from the defeat at the common room, takes refuge on higher ground, and Peter Parker returns from a dangerous mission.
Elsewhere in the dorms, things look grim, with ground being gained by Irulan, Pam, the giant attack turtle, Annette, Jo, Balthier and Stairspike, Dick the turtle wrangler, Liz and Armony, Tori, Neil, Cassie and Haruhi, Kyo, and Peter Pe-
...okay, seriously, we have enough Peters already, especially ones with last names beginnning with P, so from now on Petrelli, you shall be named Steve. Got that?
Moving on, Bridge and Rory fight a valiant holding action, Carmela and Conner trade intelligence , Isabel makes a strategic retreat to her room, as does Jack, only to his, where he is later joined by Parker, Isabel, and Cedric. Weiss is shocked at the carnage that greets him on his return to Fandom. Ranma believes the twins' room is better fortified, while Sakura and Setsuna await the coming fight in their own. Mekala is soundly defeated by Dawn and Zuko when she tries to take over the latter's room. Door and I talk about my new squirrel allies, before she and Isabel consider a rear-guard action.
Chris Halliwell's room became a battle locus, with Tori and Wyatt coming in on the invaders' side to battle Summer and Shawn. Chris goes up against Shawn, while Wyatt battles Summer. The battle is brought to a abrupt close by the arrival of Parker, who takes out both Chris and Wyatt with a quick Prada to the head.
Exhausted from trying to protect the dorms, Jack and Carter collapse in her bunk, and man I wish I could join them, not dirty.
A brief peace reigns in the Forth Floor Common Room. Pippi and Lana talk about the time before the invasion, John Connor shows off the stump where a particulary vicious attacker gnawed off his foot, Marie and Lana worry someone might try to take advantage of Doc Wilson's condition, and try to recruit Bel to protect him.
Town, facing an even greater danger.
The second, deadlier wave of invaders includes Yuki and Wade, Kevin, Sakura and M.
Professor Aziraphale isn't doing so great, when another invader named Byron attempts to take advantage of him, luckily Lana beats him off with a big stick.
Not dirty.
Meanwhile, Ares and Emma arrive and have trouble with a surly houseboy.
Man, please tell me the vampire didn't come back too?
In other news, Clark returns and runs up the white flag, Yondaime lays the smackdown on an invader, Batou fortifies Sanctuary, Agatha sets traps at Sparky's, Cafe Fina offers the invaders posioned food, the Photo Hut charges them double for processing photos of the invasion, Invader Yuki boozes it up at the Devil's Nest, where Aiden and Leo attempt to determine what exactly the invaders want.
Mayor Braca also hates you all, just thought you should know.
Invader Kevin attempts to score free booze at Caritas. And people visit Doc Wilson at the clinic.
New Student Welcome Party, after the invasion, comes the orgy.
Having secured their stanglehold upon the island, the first thing the invaders do is choose harem slaves from amongst our conquered people. Henry ends up with Cally, Liz with Matilda, 6 with Isabel, Neil with Pip, Cassie with Sam, Ron with Anders, Nova with Naomi, Ami with River, Wyatt with Weiss, Valentine with Alanna, Steve Petrelli with Carter, Haruhi with the twins, Dick with Stark, Marco with Bridge, Irulan with Kaylee, Katara with Molly, Armony with Krycek, watch out for Jake there, Steeplehike with Mac, Supreme Overlord of the Common Room Tannim with Marty, Miley with Zero, Balthier with Teddy, Sokka with Dean, and Jim with John Connor. Kabuto, Tori, Mel, and Annette can't make up their minds, Pam wants someone named Peter, which means she's got a decent selection to pick from, and no one is suicidal enough to try to choose Parker.
Pip offers himself to Kabuto.
As our newinsect overlords fall to squabbling amongst themselves over territory, Lorne raids Emma's wardrobe, Ares pins students to boards, Elliot and Yuki discuss torture methods, Walter spikes Byron's coffee, Yondaime and The Doctor catch up on each other's world domination plots, Sakura oversees the sex party, Professor Winchester is assaulted by Jo, Frizzle is in the hizzle, and finally, now that he has a white leather bustier and matching heels Lorne feels simply fabulous!
With harem slaves chosen and territory squabbled over, the real fun begins, with the massive victory orgy beginning. Jo and Sam have fun with bondage and weapons, before Jo and Dean go troll hunting, dirty, and Aeryn demonstrates the Fandom tradition of girlkissy. Liz expands her harem to include Schrodinger and Billy, while Ami watches.
Walter is a smiling tease to Number 6, who is most annoyed when Billy ruins the mood. Ami and Pippi discuss the joys of voyuerism, while Jake does kinky things with coffee. Naomi and Billy wonder how best to please our new masters, and Walter goes over safewords with Tori, who then trips over Billy, before recieving the adoring worship of Bridge and Z.
Pip and Walter remember the good old days when they were the ones subjugating the masses, then wonder if slave collars will be in this semester. Rory violently attacks Steve, before realising he isn't a mime, although Molly and Sam can see the resemblance, Dean, Schrodinger and Billy all give their opinions on Steve's mimehood. Not dirty. DEFINTELY NOT DIRTY.
*chittering and clinking sounds*
Thanks, I needed that.
Alanna, Shawn, and Billy all profess interest in becoming part of Annette's harem and are all soundly rejected. Alec is shirtless, and Isabel can tell you that this is a good thing. Pam wonders if it's too late to trade in her Peter for Alec, while Jaye and Mel extoll the value of shirtless Alec. Annette settles on Alec as her harem slave, despite the fact that Sam is quite ready to fight her to the death for him. Cassie and Carter are big proponents of this fight happening in a pool filled with Jello, as is Dean.
Billy is wise enough to get out of the way when Marco propositions Parker. Watching the resulting carnage are Pam and Weiss, who then ask Shawn if he thinks it compares to TrollFest 2006, Dean weighs in with his opinion, using Billy as a troll stand in.
Haruhi and Armony bond over bondage, while Cassie is quite preturbed that her roomie is a guy. Don't worry, there are many scary, scary girls willing to rectify that fact if he steps out of line. Speakng of, Isabel meets Dick and considers making his name fit less well, Alanna offers to help. Molly manages to escape Katara's clutches, only to fall into Armony's hands. Mac thinks she's seen Cassie somewhere before, possibly at some place involving topless beaches and brightly coloured drinks, before also deciding to join in on Isabel and Alanna's plans for Dick.
Shawn and Schrodinger enjoy their daily dose of voyuerism, while Cassie points out that Chad is tall, the sky is blue, and water is wet. Pippi and Chad then talk about the joys of jam. Billy and Neil wonder what would happen if you smoked gremlin spit, before Pam gives them a demonstration of same.
Stark's ust here for the food. Kinky. The twins don't want to know about it.
Supreme Overlord of the Common Room Tannim greets some of his new subjects. While Balthier, Billy, and Kaylee all mingle like there's no tomorrow, baby. Billy talks to my Evil-Yet-Awesome Roomie, who also talks to Supreme Overlord of the Common Room Tannim, and chats with Cassie.
Dean is checked out by the new students. Mel wonders if Jaye will go to the prom with her, and Billy dares Kabuto to make out with Biff.
And that's the last of my copious notes provided by my new best friends, the squirrels. This is Seely "LotsastuffhappenedWillow'sprettyIgosleepybyesnow" Booth, signing off.
[Warning: Events depicted in this broadcast may bear little resemblance to reality, let this be a lesson to you all to stay away from alcohol offered to you by news gathering squirrels.
Now she dead from code. And possibly crack.]
Top news story, the squirrel's nut-flavoured moonshine is nice, almost as nice as the squirrels for sharing it. Nice, friendly, squirrels who make nice booze and who like me better than the pointy haired vampire right?
*sounds of vaugely amused chittering*
I love you guysh, too.
*more chittering*
Right, the news. Y'know how they say no new is good news? This is why.
Classes, of which we had none.
THANK YOU GOD!
Proving that not even the apocalypse could stop it, the office was open for the invading horde to check in. Because when you're leading an invasion force, the correct paperwork makes all the distance.
Dorms, where you should all flee for the hills since we're being overrun.
The invasion got off to a quick start this morning when Steerkite fell from the roof onto Cally. Steery, the roof is for emo, not attempts to be Really Strong Guy Who Can Fly.
Others attempting to invade out fair island include Ami, Liz, Kabuto, and Balthier. Number 6 and Demyx return in an attempt to stem the flow of attackers.
Pippi turned the Fifth Floor Common Room into an amoury, equipping Demyx with weapons, and soundly beating off Smearknife's attempts to inflitrate.
Naomi sadly falls victim to the machinations of Ami. Woe.
A pitched battle erupts in the Second Floor Common Room when Wyatt sets up camp there. Anders informs the invader that he is the only one allowed to build pillow forts there, before Pippi brings him news of newly arrived reinforcements, namely Broots, Al, and Tyler. Al's valiant attempt to take down Wyatt, is foiled by the invaders' giant turtle, who, along with Wyatt, then attacks Pippi, before returning to its wrangler, Dick. Then a sneak attack by Tannim leaves him the only one standing and Supreme Overlord of the Common Room.
Great not only are we being invaded, the invaders have factions. Usually they wait until they've supressed the populace before beginning the internecine struggles.
Parker does her part to stave off the invading forces by taking up a sniper position on the roof. She and D'Anna discuss the fact that war is hell, while Zero keeps them supplied with ammo. Isabel brings news of a former comrade in arms trapped behind enemy lines, and Anders fresh from the defeat at the common room, takes refuge on higher ground, and Peter Parker returns from a dangerous mission.
Elsewhere in the dorms, things look grim, with ground being gained by Irulan, Pam, the giant attack turtle, Annette, Jo, Balthier and Stairspike, Dick the turtle wrangler, Liz and Armony, Tori, Neil, Cassie and Haruhi, Kyo, and Peter Pe-
...okay, seriously, we have enough Peters already, especially ones with last names beginnning with P, so from now on Petrelli, you shall be named Steve. Got that?
Moving on, Bridge and Rory fight a valiant holding action, Carmela and Conner trade intelligence , Isabel makes a strategic retreat to her room, as does Jack, only to his, where he is later joined by Parker, Isabel, and Cedric. Weiss is shocked at the carnage that greets him on his return to Fandom. Ranma believes the twins' room is better fortified, while Sakura and Setsuna await the coming fight in their own. Mekala is soundly defeated by Dawn and Zuko when she tries to take over the latter's room. Door and I talk about my new squirrel allies, before she and Isabel consider a rear-guard action.
Chris Halliwell's room became a battle locus, with Tori and Wyatt coming in on the invaders' side to battle Summer and Shawn. Chris goes up against Shawn, while Wyatt battles Summer. The battle is brought to a abrupt close by the arrival of Parker, who takes out both Chris and Wyatt with a quick Prada to the head.
Exhausted from trying to protect the dorms, Jack and Carter collapse in her bunk, and man I wish I could join them, not dirty.
A brief peace reigns in the Forth Floor Common Room. Pippi and Lana talk about the time before the invasion, John Connor shows off the stump where a particulary vicious attacker gnawed off his foot, Marie and Lana worry someone might try to take advantage of Doc Wilson's condition, and try to recruit Bel to protect him.
Town, facing an even greater danger.
The second, deadlier wave of invaders includes Yuki and Wade, Kevin, Sakura and M.
Professor Aziraphale isn't doing so great, when another invader named Byron attempts to take advantage of him, luckily Lana beats him off with a big stick.
Not dirty.
Meanwhile, Ares and Emma arrive and have trouble with a surly houseboy.
Man, please tell me the vampire didn't come back too?
In other news, Clark returns and runs up the white flag, Yondaime lays the smackdown on an invader, Batou fortifies Sanctuary, Agatha sets traps at Sparky's, Cafe Fina offers the invaders posioned food, the Photo Hut charges them double for processing photos of the invasion, Invader Yuki boozes it up at the Devil's Nest, where Aiden and Leo attempt to determine what exactly the invaders want.
Mayor Braca also hates you all, just thought you should know.
Invader Kevin attempts to score free booze at Caritas. And people visit Doc Wilson at the clinic.
New Student Welcome Party, after the invasion, comes the orgy.
Having secured their stanglehold upon the island, the first thing the invaders do is choose harem slaves from amongst our conquered people. Henry ends up with Cally, Liz with Matilda, 6 with Isabel, Neil with Pip, Cassie with Sam, Ron with Anders, Nova with Naomi, Ami with River, Wyatt with Weiss, Valentine with Alanna, Steve Petrelli with Carter, Haruhi with the twins, Dick with Stark, Marco with Bridge, Irulan with Kaylee, Katara with Molly, Armony with Krycek, watch out for Jake there, Steeplehike with Mac, Supreme Overlord of the Common Room Tannim with Marty, Miley with Zero, Balthier with Teddy, Sokka with Dean, and Jim with John Connor. Kabuto, Tori, Mel, and Annette can't make up their minds, Pam wants someone named Peter, which means she's got a decent selection to pick from, and no one is suicidal enough to try to choose Parker.
Pip offers himself to Kabuto.
As our new
With harem slaves chosen and territory squabbled over, the real fun begins, with the massive victory orgy beginning. Jo and Sam have fun with bondage and weapons, before Jo and Dean go troll hunting, dirty, and Aeryn demonstrates the Fandom tradition of girlkissy. Liz expands her harem to include Schrodinger and Billy, while Ami watches.
Walter is a smiling tease to Number 6, who is most annoyed when Billy ruins the mood. Ami and Pippi discuss the joys of voyuerism, while Jake does kinky things with coffee. Naomi and Billy wonder how best to please our new masters, and Walter goes over safewords with Tori, who then trips over Billy, before recieving the adoring worship of Bridge and Z.
Pip and Walter remember the good old days when they were the ones subjugating the masses, then wonder if slave collars will be in this semester. Rory violently attacks Steve, before realising he isn't a mime, although Molly and Sam can see the resemblance, Dean, Schrodinger and Billy all give their opinions on Steve's mimehood. Not dirty. DEFINTELY NOT DIRTY.
*chittering and clinking sounds*
Thanks, I needed that.
Alanna, Shawn, and Billy all profess interest in becoming part of Annette's harem and are all soundly rejected. Alec is shirtless, and Isabel can tell you that this is a good thing. Pam wonders if it's too late to trade in her Peter for Alec, while Jaye and Mel extoll the value of shirtless Alec. Annette settles on Alec as her harem slave, despite the fact that Sam is quite ready to fight her to the death for him. Cassie and Carter are big proponents of this fight happening in a pool filled with Jello, as is Dean.
Billy is wise enough to get out of the way when Marco propositions Parker. Watching the resulting carnage are Pam and Weiss, who then ask Shawn if he thinks it compares to TrollFest 2006, Dean weighs in with his opinion, using Billy as a troll stand in.
Haruhi and Armony bond over bondage, while Cassie is quite preturbed that her roomie is a guy. Don't worry, there are many scary, scary girls willing to rectify that fact if he steps out of line. Speakng of, Isabel meets Dick and considers making his name fit less well, Alanna offers to help. Molly manages to escape Katara's clutches, only to fall into Armony's hands. Mac thinks she's seen Cassie somewhere before, possibly at some place involving topless beaches and brightly coloured drinks, before also deciding to join in on Isabel and Alanna's plans for Dick.
Shawn and Schrodinger enjoy their daily dose of voyuerism, while Cassie points out that Chad is tall, the sky is blue, and water is wet. Pippi and Chad then talk about the joys of jam. Billy and Neil wonder what would happen if you smoked gremlin spit, before Pam gives them a demonstration of same.
Stark's ust here for the food. Kinky. The twins don't want to know about it.
Supreme Overlord of the Common Room Tannim greets some of his new subjects. While Balthier, Billy, and Kaylee all mingle like there's no tomorrow, baby. Billy talks to my Evil-Yet-Awesome Roomie, who also talks to Supreme Overlord of the Common Room Tannim, and chats with Cassie.
Dean is checked out by the new students. Mel wonders if Jaye will go to the prom with her, and Billy dares Kabuto to make out with Biff.
And that's the last of my copious notes provided by my new best friends, the squirrels. This is Seely "LotsastuffhappenedWillow'sprettyIgosleepybyesnow" Booth, signing off.
[Warning: Events depicted in this broadcast may bear little resemblance to reality, let this be a lesson to you all to stay away from alcohol offered to you by news gathering squirrels.
Now she dead from code. And possibly crack.]
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ooc: *dead of laugh!* Here, have some booze!
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[ooc: *stands up and cheers, sends lots and lots of booze*]
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[*offers hugs and so much booze, omg*]
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[ooc: cheers and gives booze, lots of booze]
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"What the hell, there were no shoes!"
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[ooc: *wubs and wubs and wubs*]
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[ooc: *Hands over more booze and much awe for de coding skillz!*]
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[OOC: OMG, I love you!! *sends endless amounts of booze and love!*]
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He decided to stick with his previous theory that this was hell.
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[ooc: *leaves many small bottles of liquor and one big one by the radio booth* Awesome!]
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Right after Zuko.
[ooc: Offers water and tylenol to be used after you are finished with the booze. BWAH]
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Then she started laughing hysterically.
[ooc: *throws confetti and glitter in the air to express love!]
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ooc: you are win personified.