Monday, December 11th, 2006

[identity profile] drywitmartini.livejournal.com
"--the hell? Aha! Is this thing on?" Clashing, banging, and clattering echoed into the microphone. "Watch where you put that thing! Men and gentleladies, this is Hawkeye. This is radio. This is a gingerbread man waving his arms at me." Silence. "Run, run as fast as you can, this is still my show, that's still my drink and this is still my chair."

THUD.

"Fine, keep the chair."

School: Only Good With There Are Brownies Involved

"I'd like you all to appreciate that I'm doing this broadcast on my knees. Well, one knee at least. I can't feel the other one. I think it's still there. Hey, Anders was sleeping in the hallway. I've slept there. It's cosy. Bel found him. Was there sex involved? No sex in the hallways without a permit! Jaye was kept awake by her music bot. I don't know what that means. Teddy slept in his own bed.

I like sleep. And cheese. And..."

The microphone picks up snoring for a few seconds.

"Ow! Bad cookie, no monkey. John and Aeryn had a serious tinsel talk, Jude and Chad had wake up pancakes. Pancakes! Run, run as fast as you can little gingerbread man and get me some pancakes." Pause. "No, waffles won't do." Pause. "I could settle for crepes. Madrox, the singular not the plural, got a phone call. Pippi and Nadia slept with...no, that sounds wrong. They were in Jamie's room. Mac distracted Cally.

Jack can't find Cedric so he goes to see Sam Carter with a pink lizard fish kiwi elephant thing. DAWN AND DEAN GIVE SAM A PUPPY AND IT IS SO CUTE OH-EM-GEE." Pause. "That's what the notes said." Pause. "Don't look at me like that. Your eyes look tasty. Jack and Izzy-Izzy-Bo-Bizzy-Fee-Fi-Fo-Fi-Fizzy Izzy came back to the dorms because they couldn't find Cedric. WHERE ARE YOU CEDRIC? Come back to us! Be roguish and charming and wear lots of yellow and black! Who else will if you won't?

Saka...Ruza...Sukaraz...her talked the twins and played game thingies. Ranma came to sell encyclopedias. Bel and Anders played cowboys and indians. Jamie was the big chief and told them about his phone call. Pee-Ay-Arr-Kay-Eee-Arr visited Izzy-Izzy-Bo-Bizzy-Fee-Fi-STOP STARING AT ME. Marty and Angela had a talk. Oooooh someone's in troooouble. Willow and English got married.

I have to pee.

Mr Gingerbread Man...yes you. Are there any other gingerbread men around? Well how would I know? That's not really my scene. Well you went to the first floor lobby and then Willow sent you to JGOB. Did you make friends? Meet a nice meringue to take out to dinner?

Nadia slept in the stairwell. Was there a slumber party I wasn't invited to? Pippi carried her back to her room.

In the fourth floor common room Jude made pancakes on a stick. Joxer tried to turn Jude into a fortune cookie. I'm not making that one up. That's what the notes say. English tried the food and had tea. Was this before or after he got married? Joxer insulted English's tea. Was there appropriate retribution? Conner ate pancakes and talked holidays, Jude threw a pancake at Shawn and talked about starting an injured band.

The roof was booming tonight with Pip playing guitar, Pip and Pippi not remembering lyrics and...stuff. What stuff? Give back those notes! Thank you. Pippi told Walter about the Teal Deer trip. Did you get into trouble again? Why do I keep asking questions that can't be answered? Did I remember to turn off the oven? Pip and Walter talked about...hahahahahaha...they talk about un-emoing the roof. Nadia told about that time she was attacked by a critter and Nadia and Pip talked about Merdebaise's evil twin.

The fifth floor common room had people. Hey, Nadia was there. Nadia's everywhere. Billy told Nadia about a tree in the lobby. What did I say about plant life in the lobby?

No really, what did I say? If you know, call me.

Everyone's annoyed at Marty. It is not a good day to be Marty Blank, if any day ever is.


Town: Where the Other Baked Goods Roam

Wilson, Daisy, Jane and Cher had breakfast together. I hope there was cheese involved. I like cheese.

Sunday Brunch was alive and well. Can a brunch be dead? I want to give the eulogy. Rosette taunted the gingerbread man." Pause. "No, you can't eat her brains. What the hell? Where are you going? Goodbye, my baked good friend! Don't eat the nun's brains!

Cedric was at the beach. Maybe a shark got him. GOB taunted the gingerbread man too at Caritas. Then there was fire juggling! GOB was showing off for Becky. You ol' dog.

The clinic was quiet for Trevor but Venture stopped by for Stark.

Billy got his leg back from Sparky's. Hikaru let the gingerbread man, I'm now calling you Gingy, stop there for a break. Wilson hung out at the Devil's Nest. The notes say he does that a lot now and that we should worry for his liver. Don't worry little squirrel woodland friend, livers are replaceable. Human ones anyway. I can't speak for gingerbread ones. But Gingy sat by Lucy. Gingy was traumatized by JGOB after that. No sweet meringue? Conner stopped at Hitsuzen. Gesundheit.

In breaking news, Gingy left Fandom. He never even said goodbye. Not that he could talk. Maybe he was a she. There weren't any visible gingerbread parts on the outside.

I'm hungry. I want pizza. Okay bye now."
[identity profile] threeweapons.livejournal.com
Faithful: "Good evening Fandom. I have been abandoned by my co-host."

Alanna: "Which would be how I got into this gig."

Faithful: "I need someone with thumbs!"

Alanna: "Good to know that's all I'm good for."

Faithful: "You work a can-opener well."

Alanna: "You can't tell, but I'm rolling my eyes here."

Faithful: "I'm being abused."

Alanna: "Ugh, can we just get on to the news?"

Faithful: "That we can."

School. Where there is learning
Alanna: "So today, Media looked at stereotypes. There are none for talking cats that I can think of. Sad. Interstellar Relations asks and answers questions."

Faithful: "Always a good activity. Pop Culture reviews. Joxer finds out that the Macarena is unpopular culture. They should have a class on that. Cross Species Communication works on their final projects. Sure. And Spanish watches a movie. Boring."

Alanna: "Everything is always boring for you."

Faithful: "Not everything."

Alanna: "Fine, almost everything. Prophecy talks about self-fulfiling prophecies. Those always make my head hurt. Marty tells Pippi what he did to Bel. ... Dirty? Dean smuggles something in his jacket. I used to do that, but then you started talking too loudly. However, I doubt Dean has a kitten in there. Also in that class, Wilson sends Nadia to the clinic. Oh Nadia. Not again."

Faithful: "And here I thought only cats had nine lives. World History reviews by playing 20 questions and hangman. Heh. Various teachers had office hours. As did the principal and vice-principal. Jack and Isabel visited the first and Parker the second."

Alanna: "The library was vaguely busy today. I'm kind of worried, since Angela and Parker use it to plan revenge. Just uh...don't do anything that might have an effect on oh, me in the next week, okay? And uh, Chad looks for a book on muscles. I don't want to know. Angela! Shame on you, eating in the library!"

Faithful: "You're strange."

Dorms. Where there is living.
Alanna: "Conner doesn't realize that it's not October and is wearing a costume and watching a kids show. Cally thinks he's a crazy fanboy. Conner doesn't help his case when he tells Billy about being thrown into trees."

Faithful: "And apparently the reason for his strange behavior? He made a wish. Smart boy, really. Who then comes out to Chad. Take that as you will. And for reasons unknown to this cat, Z tries to cut Conner out of his uniform. You people are so weird."

Alanna: "That we are. Peter Parker planned something sinister with Sakurazaki who then calls Cally for help. That worries me. Peter and Cally decide to watch TV instead."

Faithful: "Why is it every time I do the news, Bel and Phoebe are snuggly. Do they hate me? Cameron wants to know what Bel did. Don't we all. And a lot of people leave town. Will they come back?"

Alanna: "I hope so, because Peter not Parker, Willow, Bel, Phoebe, Lana, and Zuko are on that list. Jamie can stay away. Conner wakes up in his uniform. Suddenly, the earlier comments make sense. Wilson talks to Marty about Bel. Someday, someone will tell me what happened."

Faithful: "That day is not today. But! Nadia visits Marty. And uh, Billy has a thing with Christmas and radio. Don't tell me. Finally, Lana wakes Jim by packing. I have a feeling a lot of our notes were backwards onight."

Town. Where there is living
Alanna: "Wilson leaves cookies for the Doctors. Isn't he a doctor? I'm confused. Um...this doesn't help. The Doctor talks with Jane about snogging another Doctor. Um...okay. In less odd news, Snarky Repairs is open."

Faithful: "If your snark is broken, go on in! And speaking of open places: Caritas. And the clinic. Both times. Also, Braca has an eyepatch. You don't want to know."

Alanna: "The squirrels are right, I don't. Let's see, what else. Wilson checks out the new health center. Jane checks out the Weasleys. I never, ever needed to know that. Apu is cranky. I can totally relate. Are you going to die on Saturday, too?"

Faithful: "You're not going to die. Chad and Pippi are at Empire Records. They're not going to die either. And it's Argentian Tango Day at Church. This makes the squirrels happy."

Alanna: "Scary, scary squirrels. The Devil's Nest is busy tonight. Wilson is becoming a regular. Dr. Venture shows of his toupee. I've got nothing. Rosette gets a drink and hit on by Dr. Venture and his magical toupee. She's then bouncy at Lucifer. Okay. Lucifer sneaks up on Wilson at the pool table."

Faithful: "And that's all for us for tonight!"

Alanna: "Stay crazy Fandom! And if I don't come back? Know that where ever I am, I am thinking of you all and desperately wishing I was back. Stay safe."

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