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Fandom Radio, Sunday December 11
"--the hell? Aha! Is this thing on?" Clashing, banging, and clattering echoed into the microphone. "Watch where you put that thing! Men and gentleladies, this is Hawkeye. This is radio. This is a gingerbread man waving his arms at me." Silence. "Run, run as fast as you can, this is still my show, that's still my drink and this is still my chair."
THUD.
"Fine, keep the chair."
School: Only Good With There Are Brownies Involved
"I'd like you all to appreciate that I'm doing this broadcast on my knees. Well, one knee at least. I can't feel the other one. I think it's still there. Hey, Anders was sleeping in the hallway. I've slept there. It's cosy. Bel found him. Was there sex involved? No sex in the hallways without a permit! Jaye was kept awake by her music bot. I don't know what that means. Teddy slept in his own bed.
I like sleep. And cheese. And..."
The microphone picks up snoring for a few seconds.
"Ow! Bad cookie, no monkey. John and Aeryn had a serious tinsel talk, Jude and Chad had wake up pancakes. Pancakes! Run, run as fast as you can little gingerbread man and get me some pancakes." Pause. "No, waffles won't do." Pause. "I could settle for crepes. Madrox, the singular not the plural, got a phone call. Pippi and Nadia slept with...no, that sounds wrong. They were in Jamie's room. Mac distracted Cally.
Jack can't find Cedric so he goes to see Sam Carter with a pink lizard fish kiwi elephant thing. DAWN AND DEAN GIVE SAM A PUPPY AND IT IS SO CUTE OH-EM-GEE." Pause. "That's what the notes said." Pause. "Don't look at me like that. Your eyes look tasty. Jack and Izzy-Izzy-Bo-Bizzy-Fee-Fi-Fo-Fi-Fizzy Izzy came back to the dorms because they couldn't find Cedric. WHERE ARE YOU CEDRIC? Come back to us! Be roguish and charming and wear lots of yellow and black! Who else will if you won't?
Saka...Ruza...Sukaraz...her talked the twins and played game thingies. Ranma came to sell encyclopedias. Bel and Anders played cowboys and indians. Jamie was the big chief and told them about his phone call. Pee-Ay-Arr-Kay-Eee-Arr visited Izzy-Izzy-Bo-Bizzy-Fee-Fi-STOP STARING AT ME. Marty and Angela had a talk. Oooooh someone's in troooouble. Willow and English got married.
I have to pee.
Mr Gingerbread Man...yes you. Are there any other gingerbread men around? Well how would I know? That's not really my scene. Well you went to the first floor lobby and then Willow sent you to JGOB. Did you make friends? Meet a nice meringue to take out to dinner?
Nadia slept in the stairwell. Was there a slumber party I wasn't invited to? Pippi carried her back to her room.
In the fourth floor common room Jude made pancakes on a stick. Joxer tried to turn Jude into a fortune cookie. I'm not making that one up. That's what the notes say. English tried the food and had tea. Was this before or after he got married? Joxer insulted English's tea. Was there appropriate retribution? Conner ate pancakes and talked holidays, Jude threw a pancake at Shawn and talked about starting an injured band.
The roof was booming tonight with Pip playing guitar, Pip and Pippi not remembering lyrics and...stuff. What stuff? Give back those notes! Thank you. Pippi told Walter about the Teal Deer trip. Did you get into trouble again? Why do I keep asking questions that can't be answered? Did I remember to turn off the oven? Pip and Walter talked about...hahahahahaha...they talk about un-emoing the roof. Nadia told about that time she was attacked by a critter and Nadia and Pip talked about Merdebaise's evil twin.
The fifth floor common room had people. Hey, Nadia was there. Nadia's everywhere. Billy told Nadia about a tree in the lobby. What did I say about plant life in the lobby?
No really, what did I say? If you know, call me.
Everyone's annoyed at Marty. It is not a good day to be Marty Blank, if any day ever is.
Town: Where the Other Baked Goods Roam
Wilson, Daisy, Jane and Cher had breakfast together. I hope there was cheese involved. I like cheese.
Sunday Brunch was alive and well. Can a brunch be dead? I want to give the eulogy. Rosette taunted the gingerbread man." Pause. "No, you can't eat her brains. What the hell? Where are you going? Goodbye, my baked good friend! Don't eat the nun's brains!
Cedric was at the beach. Maybe a shark got him. GOB taunted the gingerbread man too at Caritas. Then there was fire juggling! GOB was showing off for Becky. You ol' dog.
The clinic was quiet for Trevor but Venture stopped by for Stark.
Billy got his leg back from Sparky's. Hikaru let the gingerbread man, I'm now calling you Gingy, stop there for a break. Wilson hung out at the Devil's Nest. The notes say he does that a lot now and that we should worry for his liver. Don't worry little squirrel woodland friend, livers are replaceable. Human ones anyway. I can't speak for gingerbread ones. But Gingy sat by Lucy. Gingy was traumatized by JGOB after that. No sweet meringue? Conner stopped at Hitsuzen. Gesundheit.
In breaking news, Gingy left Fandom. He never even said goodbye. Not that he could talk. Maybe he was a she. There weren't any visible gingerbread parts on the outside.
I'm hungry. I want pizza. Okay bye now."
THUD.
"Fine, keep the chair."
School: Only Good With There Are Brownies Involved
"I'd like you all to appreciate that I'm doing this broadcast on my knees. Well, one knee at least. I can't feel the other one. I think it's still there. Hey, Anders was sleeping in the hallway. I've slept there. It's cosy. Bel found him. Was there sex involved? No sex in the hallways without a permit! Jaye was kept awake by her music bot. I don't know what that means. Teddy slept in his own bed.
I like sleep. And cheese. And..."
The microphone picks up snoring for a few seconds.
"Ow! Bad cookie, no monkey. John and Aeryn had a serious tinsel talk, Jude and Chad had wake up pancakes. Pancakes! Run, run as fast as you can little gingerbread man and get me some pancakes." Pause. "No, waffles won't do." Pause. "I could settle for crepes. Madrox, the singular not the plural, got a phone call. Pippi and Nadia slept with...no, that sounds wrong. They were in Jamie's room. Mac distracted Cally.
Jack can't find Cedric so he goes to see Sam Carter with a pink lizard fish kiwi elephant thing. DAWN AND DEAN GIVE SAM A PUPPY AND IT IS SO CUTE OH-EM-GEE." Pause. "That's what the notes said." Pause. "Don't look at me like that. Your eyes look tasty. Jack and Izzy-Izzy-Bo-Bizzy-Fee-Fi-Fo-Fi-Fizzy Izzy came back to the dorms because they couldn't find Cedric. WHERE ARE YOU CEDRIC? Come back to us! Be roguish and charming and wear lots of yellow and black! Who else will if you won't?
Saka...Ruza...Sukaraz...her talked the twins and played game thingies. Ranma came to sell encyclopedias. Bel and Anders played cowboys and indians. Jamie was the big chief and told them about his phone call. Pee-Ay-Arr-Kay-Eee-Arr visited Izzy-Izzy-Bo-Bizzy-Fee-Fi-STOP STARING AT ME. Marty and Angela had a talk. Oooooh someone's in troooouble. Willow and English got married.
I have to pee.
Mr Gingerbread Man...yes you. Are there any other gingerbread men around? Well how would I know? That's not really my scene. Well you went to the first floor lobby and then Willow sent you to JGOB. Did you make friends? Meet a nice meringue to take out to dinner?
Nadia slept in the stairwell. Was there a slumber party I wasn't invited to? Pippi carried her back to her room.
In the fourth floor common room Jude made pancakes on a stick. Joxer tried to turn Jude into a fortune cookie. I'm not making that one up. That's what the notes say. English tried the food and had tea. Was this before or after he got married? Joxer insulted English's tea. Was there appropriate retribution? Conner ate pancakes and talked holidays, Jude threw a pancake at Shawn and talked about starting an injured band.
The roof was booming tonight with Pip playing guitar, Pip and Pippi not remembering lyrics and...stuff. What stuff? Give back those notes! Thank you. Pippi told Walter about the Teal Deer trip. Did you get into trouble again? Why do I keep asking questions that can't be answered? Did I remember to turn off the oven? Pip and Walter talked about...hahahahahaha...they talk about un-emoing the roof. Nadia told about that time she was attacked by a critter and Nadia and Pip talked about Merdebaise's evil twin.
The fifth floor common room had people. Hey, Nadia was there. Nadia's everywhere. Billy told Nadia about a tree in the lobby. What did I say about plant life in the lobby?
No really, what did I say? If you know, call me.
Everyone's annoyed at Marty. It is not a good day to be Marty Blank, if any day ever is.
Town: Where the Other Baked Goods Roam
Wilson, Daisy, Jane and Cher had breakfast together. I hope there was cheese involved. I like cheese.
Sunday Brunch was alive and well. Can a brunch be dead? I want to give the eulogy. Rosette taunted the gingerbread man." Pause. "No, you can't eat her brains. What the hell? Where are you going? Goodbye, my baked good friend! Don't eat the nun's brains!
Cedric was at the beach. Maybe a shark got him. GOB taunted the gingerbread man too at Caritas. Then there was fire juggling! GOB was showing off for Becky. You ol' dog.
The clinic was quiet for Trevor but Venture stopped by for Stark.
Billy got his leg back from Sparky's. Hikaru let the gingerbread man, I'm now calling you Gingy, stop there for a break. Wilson hung out at the Devil's Nest. The notes say he does that a lot now and that we should worry for his liver. Don't worry little squirrel woodland friend, livers are replaceable. Human ones anyway. I can't speak for gingerbread ones. But Gingy sat by Lucy. Gingy was traumatized by JGOB after that. No sweet meringue? Conner stopped at Hitsuzen. Gesundheit.
In breaking news, Gingy left Fandom. He never even said goodbye. Not that he could talk. Maybe he was a she. There weren't any visible gingerbread parts on the outside.
I'm hungry. I want pizza. Okay bye now."
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"Since when do the squirrels start giving medical advice?"
[ooc: *Is so going to miss Hawkeye's radio...woe!*]
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"Rosette, assuming that this Gingy fellow is the gingerbread man, they just said he just left Fandom."
"To fool us all! So no one questions his pursuit of my brains!"
"....What brains?"
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[ooc: *chortles and takes notes and is highly amused.*]
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[Heee! *pets Hawkeye*]
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"Okay..."
[ooc: *loves*]
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