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Fandom Radio, Saturday, December 2, 2006
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willbedone.livejournal.comHello, Fandom! This is Willow Rosenberg, reporting to you thanks to these very brave and determined squirrels who have managed to bring me today's notes and a long range microphone and a confirmation of where I'm located so that I can tell you -
*sounds of chittering*
... you didn't bring me a confirmation of where I am?
*sounds of more chittering*
Okay, but guys I'm captive right now, and so are all my friends and, well, all the other people in that room who I've never met before but who I'm sure are very nice and would rather not be here. And if we can't escape then we need to be rescued, and we can't be rescued if people don't know where we are.
*sounds of still more chittering*
No, I get that it's not a part of your usual note taking. But you couldn't think to maybe include it when you noticed I wasn't where I'm normally supposed to be?
*sounds of sad chittering*
Oh no, nothing like that. You're very good at your jobs, honest! I didn't mean to imply -
*sounds of sadder chittering*
Oh god, please don't cry. I'm very sorry! Here, would a hug make it better?
*muffled fluffy snuggling sounds*
Okay. I'll go do radio, and maybe as a favor to me while I'm on the air you could go out and get the address of this place?
*sounds of proud, heroic chittering*
Great! Go team!
*sounds of squirrels scampering off*
God. I've lost my shoe, had to picture Seely making out with my boyfriend while their heads were stuck to a toilet, got threatened to have my brains taken out, and I made squirrels cry. This is so not my best day ever.
Anyway, while I'm waiting for the squirrels to come back I may as well get on with the news. Oh - and if any trolls are listening? I may not know what building I'm in yet, but I am totally located in the laundry room right now. So if you wanted to try to stop this broadcast, just you try to pry me out of there. Laundry room. Not any other room of this heavily blockaded and yet still seriously dusty building. Just there. If you were wondering.
Now for the news.
( OMGWTFTROLLS??? )
*sounds of chittering*
... you didn't bring me a confirmation of where I am?
*sounds of more chittering*
Okay, but guys I'm captive right now, and so are all my friends and, well, all the other people in that room who I've never met before but who I'm sure are very nice and would rather not be here. And if we can't escape then we need to be rescued, and we can't be rescued if people don't know where we are.
*sounds of still more chittering*
No, I get that it's not a part of your usual note taking. But you couldn't think to maybe include it when you noticed I wasn't where I'm normally supposed to be?
*sounds of sad chittering*
Oh no, nothing like that. You're very good at your jobs, honest! I didn't mean to imply -
*sounds of sadder chittering*
Oh god, please don't cry. I'm very sorry! Here, would a hug make it better?
*muffled fluffy snuggling sounds*
Okay. I'll go do radio, and maybe as a favor to me while I'm on the air you could go out and get the address of this place?
*sounds of proud, heroic chittering*
Great! Go team!
*sounds of squirrels scampering off*
God. I've lost my shoe, had to picture Seely making out with my boyfriend while their heads were stuck to a toilet, got threatened to have my brains taken out, and I made squirrels cry. This is so not my best day ever.
Anyway, while I'm waiting for the squirrels to come back I may as well get on with the news. Oh - and if any trolls are listening? I may not know what building I'm in yet, but I am totally located in the laundry room right now. So if you wanted to try to stop this broadcast, just you try to pry me out of there. Laundry room. Not any other room of this heavily blockaded and yet still seriously dusty building. Just there. If you were wondering.
Now for the news.
( OMGWTFTROLLS??? )
