Fandom Radio, Friday December 1st

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FAITHFUL: "I can't believe I got talked into this."

DAWN: *whispers* "I can. Thanks for coming. I owe you tuna." *louder* "Hi, Fandom! You get replacement people tonight, because Weiss is off being Elvis and eating fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches in front of the adoring Vegas masses. Never fear, though, because Faithful and I are here to make sure no one suddenly gets lost in the confusion that was...oh, right, very little happening today."

FAITHFUL: "I would like to point out that this is the third time in the past week that I've done radio. I would also like to point out that I don't shed!"

DAWN: "So the cat hair all over the broadcasting equipment is from...what, exactly?"

FAITHFUL: "That's not cair hat! Cat hair!"

DAWN: "Then the squirrels really need haircuts. All I'm saying."

FAITHFUL: "Exactly!"

DAWN: "And now I'm imagining a little squirrel barber chair...awww."

FAITHFUL: "With a little orange sauce on the side...."

DAWN: "Ewwwwww."

FAITHFUL: "What?" ( This is why cats and Dawns shouldn't do radio together )

FAITHFUL: "Of course not. And I'm not rolling my eyes. Are we done?"

DAWN: "Yes, we're done. And if you're not careful, they'll stick that way. Good night, Fandom!"

FAITHFUL: "Night Fandom!"