Fandom Radio, Tuesday September 26th

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Greetings Fandom, this is Witchfinder General Seely Booth, and I bring you a grave warning about this broadcast and by extension this island. It's full of witches.

Cursed Classes

In Criminal Justice, V talked mob justice, before setting us to find the witches within our class. Amongst their witchy number is Peter Pevensie. Luke stays after class to talk to V. About spells no doubt.

Biology discusses that dark magic named genetics. Jamie would like to cast spells upon badgers, while Parker wonders if there is a way to magic up a smart gene. They then split into three wicked covens to raise baby dragons.

Spies and Spying practiced the deft magic of lock-pickers and pickpockets. Sakurazaki and the twins try to extend this sneaky spell to note-passing, while Wiess prefers the dark arts of card tricks, Bridge attempts to retrieve his phone, Anders his yoyo, and reports of my possessing a naked nun pen are greatly exaggerated.

Acting continue to work on improv scenes, preparing for when they have to aviod the notice of angry villagefolk. They also learn how to monologue, a useful skill for cursing aforementioned villagers when their improv skills run out.

Literature hold conversations with Professor Next's familiar, a cat named Cheshire, before settling down and doing extra credit work.

Humor talk about the theories behind broomstick jokes, before discussing whether witches do in fact possess senses of humour. Walter tells Witchdoctor Wilson about a terrible mirror curse that befell Pippi, and Agnes talks about her absence.

Music discuss how music can help their spells, and torture Zuko at the same time, before having a pratical demonstration of both.

That repository of arcane knowledge, the library, remained mostly quiet today, with Isabel and Yomiko exchanging secret signals, Isabel and Lana conversing about the wicked festival of Homecoming, and Sam... being there.

Archaeology Club meet to discuss thier quest for mystical artifacts, and Fencing Club meet and compare their experiences with magic swords.

Teacher's Covens

Holding audiences for those wishing their knowledge, hexes and spells, are The, John Winchester, Darth Vader, Logan Cale, and Daisy Adair. For those in seach of more general magics, the office was open.

Ensourceled Dorms

The dorms were suspiciously quiet today, my notes suspect plague, a plague of witches no doubt.

Amongst those brave enough to venture out into these witch infested surrounds, were Jack who woke suddenly, from witch sent dreams no doubt, and River and Blair who ate breakfast upon the roof. Willow and Peter, who being witches themselves obviously felt no fear having a lunch date. Rory and Sam talked about...I'm not going to say that on air, and Luke offered to float witches away from Rory, and Matildabraved being turned into a frog to deliever a note to Kaoru. Joxer suffered the terrible curse of emo, which Billy and Teddy attempted to lift, before Teddy went to hang with Lukey and Will. Anders ate turn-overs and played with his lockpicks.

In the fifth floor common room, which was apparently the only one not cursed by the witches, Nadia watched shows about snakes, before telling Cally the gory details, she then talks to Tosuga about Pippi's cursed mirror.

Hexed Town

Since all the witches were up at the dorms, town breathed a sigh of relief today. Teddy opened Sparky repairs, Braca Town Hall, Blackadder All and Sundries, and Cafe Fina...itself accroding to these notes.

Giles opened the bookstore in time for Janice to have a geekout. Evie also geeks out and Walter does research on mirrors, before Giles catches up with River.

Over at Caritas, Becky is behind the bar. She serves The, services GOB and is asked to Homecoming by Tyler.

The clinic was quiet both night and day, although my notes say something about Dr Troy playing with something called a YouTube...dirty?

Joxer questioned his gods at the church, the Doctor searched for Gary Glitter, don't ask me why, Sam, Dean and Layla were confused at the Perk, and Faithful did radio, and shedded all over my equipment again.

Finally, a squirrel left a gift outside the sin, and Bel visted Aziraphale in his apartment. Okay, one of those two is dirty, I'm just not sure which.

And that's all the news that's unfit to print, this is Witchfinder General Seely Booth siging off, and if any witches of the red-haired, tree-named, crotch-kicking variety want to find me, they know where to look. Goodnight.

Fandom Radio, September 27

[fates_jaye]

Hi from the land of Jaye. I deem it so. I even have a flag. See? I win.

Oh, shut up, my head's still foggy. You're lucky you don't have coughing fits on every second word. Deal with it.

Edumacation

World Religions discussed Taoism, which I know nothing about except it's an awesome word, and then they got together to explore Yin and Yang. So dirty. Meanwhile in US Government, we had a test. Shame on you, Professor Lyman. Political Campaigning discussed ethics, which, make your own joke there, and Intro to Magic was all about sympathy and other stuff I don't really care about.

Astronomy talked about Venus, and I shouldn't be old enough to have Bananarama songs stuck in my head. I blame television and its razor commercials. Luke spent his time levitating pencils and not wanting to tell Parker who he's going to homecoming with. Internet for Dummies Googled themselves, which Angela didn't feel right about, and it made Evie squeak.

Hunting- more on Blair in a bit- went after a ghost. Dam was not so keen on this idea. Dude, it's Fandom. This might actually be a useful skill. Go with it.

In the cafeteria, Billy said hi to Naomi, and Sakura asked Edward to homecoming. Go, Sakura.

Everyone and their mother held office hours. Okay, maybe not their mothers, but Professor Roslin, Miss Frizzle, Professor Jesse- fine, I compromised- Aly, Janice, and The held office hours, and the office was open, as an office should be.

The library was busy. Ack. Bridge waved at Yomiko, English Pony tried to convince Willow she's special. And we pause for the awwww. *pauses* Willow helped Bridge with his notes, Bridge talked with Cally about their friendship and with Angela about... the library, and Conner showed Bridge a note. Bridgey also met Naomi, and talked with Rory about shushing people. And then he got to use that new skill on English Peter. Aw, who says no one learns in school anymore?

And as it's club time again, Damn the Man and Kappa Kappa Gremlin met. One day you'll see me looking in through the window out of curiosity. ...I probably shouldn't have said that.



Living Conditions

Blair protested again. He and Bel were a little awkward, Pete liked the sign, and Nadia again tried to argue this with Blair. You get a cookie for trying, New Girl. Connor found out about Blair's night, Jim found out why road trips with Dr. Wilson are bad things, English Pony found out demons have axes- huh- and that's all for our what we learned today corner. Pip assured Blair he's not a hypocrite, Alanna healed Blair's headache, and Daddy Winchester did not say 'I told you so.' Go, Daddy Winchester.

One of the twins left Matilda a note, which I've decided I'm going to just call littering. Dam came back, Lavender slept in, and I am kind of jealous of that. I have a plan for tomorrow, then. Nadia talked Jamie through something unhappy, Alec was not happy at Dean, Jude wrote a letter, and the twins played with auctions, which I assume means Ebay and not like, Christie's or something. Mac and Cally talked about homecoming stuff, Agnes went to talk to Teddy, and Eric and Alec both paid me visits. Because I'm special.

Also, it was like, couples' day or something, because everyone got some memo to be cute and sappy. Gick. Angela brought Marty breakfast, Aeryn told John she's not pregnant which I know is my happy thought for the day, Jim and Lana were apparently omgadorable, and Jack and Cedric and Willow and English Pony had couple time. But not together. Unless there's something Jack's not telling me, in which case, where was my phone call?

The twins made cupcakes in the common room, which meant Anders was all over it. On the third floor, Walter hung out with a hackeysack and a World War II documentary, which is an interesting mix, and he and Nadia discussed Blair's protest, while he and Conner talked about proper workout routines.

And finally, John Connor barbecued on the roof, where Matilda said hi, Teddy commandeered the grill because he is the GRILL MASTER, Naomi and Teddy introduced themselves, Anders heard the siren song of free food, and the twins accepted bacon, which, wow, the dirty implied there... Okay, it may just be implied by me, and possibly a filthy-minded squirrel. I like that squirrel.



Out and About

At Caritas, Dawn got stuck behind the bar. Poor thing. She had a conversation... sort of.... with Silent Bob, Cute Sam would protect Dawn from zombies, aw, and Yonnie grabbed a rum and coke. I apparently haven't gotten over last week's hangover yet, because... no. Not yet.

Dr. Wilson headed into the clinic while Christian was there, and Wilson and Aziraphale hung in the park, with River stopping by, Walter went into All and Sundries for a little bit, and at Sparky Repairs, Agatha wanted to know who all these people were working at her store since she's been gone. Oops.

Jim and Clark both went to Giles' shop and talked with Lana. Well, Clark talked. Ahem. Chad opened Empire Records, and Billy and John Connor both came across Rosette kicking around a soccer ball in the cemetary. I swear to you, Fandom, when I've completely forgotten my lesson, I am going drinking with that nun.


And on that note, I'm running away from here now. Night! Or morning, or two weeks from now. Stupid podcast ruining my signoff.