Fandom Radio, Thursday, September 14, 2006

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"Hiiiiii, Fandom! This is Greg, bringing you the best and the worst of Fandom news today, and I'd just like to let everyone know that my hair is awesome. In case you were curious.

Schooliness

Okay, so in Applied Science, they went over Newton's Laws, which re totally my favorite laws. Much better than Murphy, you know. Such a pessimist. Anyway, after class, Z asked Professor Cranston for his autograph. Why doesn't anyone ask me for my autograph. My signature is all loopy and pretty. And in Science!, we went on a field trip, and we were weetiny, and it was AWESOME.

And Philosophy of Values discussed objective versus subjective, which sounds complicated so I'm skipping, and in Dance they tangoed. Yay, dirty? And in Ethics, they talked about lying, and after class, Jamie offered Vader an inhaler and Rory was all uptight and bossy as usual. In Myth into History, they talked about Ares and Aphrodite, and War Theory discussed power and stuff.

Zee oh em gee, everyone had office hours today, including Lorne, Dean and Sam's Daddy, Professor Poppins, Dr. Reid, The, Dr. Covington, all of whom were unvisited.

Meanwhile, Dean Tick was visited by Jamie, Dr. Wilson and V were both visited by Pippi, and okay, dude, this V guy? Needs titles. Or like, a full name. You get two titles! You're Professor Mr. V. Anyways, Professor Adair was also visited by Professor Cranston, Professor Rory's Mommy was visited by Zuko, and Professor Sciuto was visited by Pete.

In the library, Ms. Readman and uptight Rory talked about books, and Rory trained Bridge. Wow, maybe she's not so uptight after all. *whipping sound* Anyways, Lavender wanted a cookbook, and Door talked to Rory about the boogaloo. Seriously, double-ewe tee eff, library? It's all...kinky in there today. I'm a little scared. And then Rory talked to Angela and then Angela trained...Isabel?

...is there footage? Please say there is.

And finally, several people had lunch in the cafeteria today, and here's hoping they survive till tomorrow.

Dorminess

Okay, in the gym, Joxer beat up Billy, or they sparred or something.

Jack asked my beautiful and wonderful girlfriend who may or may not have been dirty with Angela in the library yay to change the color of Cedric's bean bag chair, and Will left a note for Teddy before heading out.

Cally thought Demyx was warm, and Anders got tackled. Sakurazaki and Jude were all cute an' stuff, and Jack taught Cedric about gravity. Molly was glad Krycek's back, and Rory and Luke were all chatty about classes and emotions. Then Sam and Dawn talked about guns and boy parts, and wow is that not a pleasant combination. Willow helped the prettiest girl named Isabel ever with her campaign posters, and Liz and Janet were kind of...um. Dirty and stuff. And Jamie showed off his normal clothes to Z.

In the third floor common room, there was lots of British food. Mac was all confused 'cause Lavender's not gonna go to college, and Parker didn't recognize Mac. English Peter showed up because it's his native foodness, and Billy waved to Lavender. Luke introduced himself to Lavender, and talked to English Peter about jailbreaks.

Lyra talked to Lavender about witches and daemons, and met Parker. Peter who's my roomie met Lavender, and talked to Bridge about a juggling support group. Bridge then talked to Lavender about how he's a growing boy or something, and....

Okay. I swear I am reading this straight from the notes. 'English Peter and Bridge talked about dick and euphemisms.'

*snickering for several seconds*

Um. Anyway. Stark learned about British food, Eric met a bunch of people, Parker was confused by pumpkin juice - ew -and Billy was upset on the fourth floor.

Towniness

Okay, so Chad, who is very big and speaks Spanish, was at the Perk this morning. Maia chatted with Jude at Luke's, and Billy Actually met Jane at All and Sundries. Barbossa had his radio show, and I love his advice. He told me to skywrite for my girlfriend and I did and she was happy! The pirate is totally a genius and everyone should listen to everything he says!

'Kay, so the church was closed for a kittycat's funeral, and Alec and Dean who looks like him went to shoot some pool. Also, Cafe Fina had some issues with kitchen staff, and Blair and Rosette hung out in the sewers looking for the hooker underground.

...people are weird. 'Kay, so in Caritas, Phoebe and Bel talked about killing demons, and Rosette got a free drink before agreeing to meet Blair underground. Blair then talked to Phoebe about killing, and Joxer talked to Phoebe about sparring with Billy. Lana got dating advice from Phoebe, and The was hanging out.

And in the clinic, Blair visited River.

And that's it, guys! More from me and my amazing locks next week!"

Fandom Radio, Friday, September 15, 2006

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Here we go again, folks. Another batch of weird and wit, all from the halls of dear old Fandom. I've been here two weeks now and it's not getting any less freakish. I love it.

You Either Have or You Haven't Got.... Class

I didn't have class today, but some people did, poor bastards. Some folks get even more school fun this weekend, too. Principal Washburne announced detention for Joxer, Teddy, Blair, Alanna, and Layla. I feel for you guys, but not the sharp pity that I have for Walter and Pip, who got called to the principal's office. Yikes.

In the same news, Jamie Madrox is head of the school's Beautification Committee. This is completely genius. I'm always trying to find ways to get somebody else to do the cleaning. Jamie's got that power built in. He's like the Tom Sawyer Fencepainting Service in a can.

Health discusses Nutrition. I remember the four food groups. Then it became the five food groups. Then there was this pyramid. Now there's a whole website just to learn what you should be eating based on your age and activity levels. Does anybody else wonder why nobody eats well anymore? The class talk about their eating habits over the past week. Jamie ate four whole chickens, apparently. Did they scream? Were they hard to swallow? How did you deal with the feathers?

Yondaime gives people a workout in Energy and Fitness. I realize that we should all work out more, but then I might lose my delightfully husky stature. You don't want that, do you? Anyway, Yondaime has the class running, jumping (out of the way) and climbing ropes. Just like good little Presidential Fitness Drones.

Over in Prophecy Lab, everyone shares what they learned about their lab partners. Blair is lonely and Bel agrees to be his partner. Seriously, folks. Is it just me or do the words "gay subtext" and "Bel" go together like Pamela Anderson and jiggling boobies? Then Anders confronts Bel, and Bel admits that he just can't quit him. Somebody stop me. Really. Somebody stop me. I don't wanna die horribly.

In Constant Vigilance, The Doctor lectures on evil megalomaniacs, who are not quite as threatening as evil Lego Maniacs. Gotta watch out for those, man. Beware the bricks. The students play Hero/Villain, and Kaylee fails at evil, surprising no-one.

And now, your office hour round-up. The following teachers, surprise, had office hours: Yondaime, Jesse Custer, Daniel Jackson, Josh Lyman, Alianne, Principal Zoe Washburne, Aziraphale, Jenny Calendar, and Laura Roslin. You're doomed if you didn't get your Add/Drop slip into the Fandom High Office today. Doomed, dude.

Yomiko opens the library. Crickets chirp.


Love Dorms. Lo-lo-love dorms. Love dorms, baby

Aeryn and John talk about porn. I love my job.

Jude and Sakurazaki snuggle. English-Peter-guy and Willow have a romantic outdoor lunch. Pip'n'Pippi also chow down in a lovin' way. Jack preps for a date with Sam. In related news, Eric Weiss needs a girlfriend.

At the big and sweaty gym of sexual frustration, Aeryn works off a little tension by herself and then with Luke. Billy and Aeryn acknowledge each other. (a clip from Strangers in the Night plays)

Cally holds taste tests on what I will not refer to as a still for legal reasons. Which is fine by my roomie Pete, because he thinks he's getting laid. That is, until he sees Joxer. Then his world goes all ambiguous. Thankfully, we are all spared the horrendous image of Pete and Joxer in a naked tryst by the fact that Pete nearly dies. He gets better. Well, better in the sense of not being dead, anyway.

Bel is watching wrestling in the 5th floor common room. And I'm not saying a damn thing. It's just... how much more ammo do I need, really? I'd feel cheap. Billy joins him. Do you like movies about gladiators, Billy? Anders and Bel need to get a room. Walter explains how he has to help beautify campus now. Billy and Jim talk... sort of. Is it just me or is calling Billy monosyllabic like calling rain wet? Jim threatens to break the gay streak in the room. Somebody had to.

Anders works with Photoshop. Nobody's gonna believe that's Bel's head on that beefcake's body, dude. Teddy's down with the Feng Shui. Billy lives dangerously on the ledge. Chad snores. Seriously, he lives down the hall from me. I heard it. I thought someone was being sawed in two.


Town of Hope, Town of Dreams

There's a new guy in town. Apparently, he's River's brother. Good thing, too. Man, did you know your sister's a psycho? Although she seems calm enough at the moment. Anyway, this guy also visits Kaylee over at Empire Records, and it's actually really sweet. If you're into that sort of thing. *cough*

Cam and Kawalsky: dork patrol. Yup, those two wacky hard K sounds skate down Apocalypse Avenue. Meanwhile, scientists report that the geek levels on Fandom Island have increased tenfold.

Lana sings while she works. But does she whistle? And... I'm taking this one verbatim from the notes because detail would ruin it -- "Parker tortures Zack at the spa." Billy looks for music to meditate to, because he needs to be more low-key apparently.

Well, that's all for tonight, folks. Catch you later!