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Fandom Radio, Friday, September 15, 2006
Here we go again, folks. Another batch of weird and wit, all from the halls of dear old Fandom. I've been here two weeks now and it's not getting any less freakish. I love it.
You Either Have or You Haven't Got.... Class
I didn't have class today, but some people did, poor bastards. Some folks get even more school fun this weekend, too. Principal Washburne announced detention for Joxer, Teddy, Blair, Alanna, and Layla. I feel for you guys, but not the sharp pity that I have for Walter and Pip, who got called to the principal's office. Yikes.
In the same news, Jamie Madrox is head of the school's Beautification Committee. This is completely genius. I'm always trying to find ways to get somebody else to do the cleaning. Jamie's got that power built in. He's like the Tom Sawyer Fencepainting Service in a can.
Health discusses Nutrition. I remember the four food groups. Then it became the five food groups. Then there was this pyramid. Now there's a whole website just to learn what you should be eating based on your age and activity levels. Does anybody else wonder why nobody eats well anymore? The class talk about their eating habits over the past week. Jamie ate four whole chickens, apparently. Did they scream? Were they hard to swallow? How did you deal with the feathers?
Yondaime gives people a workout in Energy and Fitness. I realize that we should all work out more, but then I might lose my delightfully husky stature. You don't want that, do you? Anyway, Yondaime has the class running, jumping (out of the way) and climbing ropes. Just like good little Presidential Fitness Drones.
Over in Prophecy Lab, everyone shares what they learned about their lab partners. Blair is lonely and Bel agrees to be his partner. Seriously, folks. Is it just me or do the words "gay subtext" and "Bel" go together like Pamela Anderson and jiggling boobies? Then Anders confronts Bel, and Bel admits that he just can't quit him. Somebody stop me. Really. Somebody stop me. I don't wanna die horribly.
In Constant Vigilance, The Doctor lectures on evil megalomaniacs, who are not quite as threatening as evil Lego Maniacs. Gotta watch out for those, man. Beware the bricks. The students play Hero/Villain, and Kaylee fails at evil, surprising no-one.
And now, your office hour round-up. The following teachers, surprise, had office hours: Yondaime, Jesse Custer, Daniel Jackson, Josh Lyman, Alianne, Principal Zoe Washburne, Aziraphale, Jenny Calendar, and Laura Roslin. You're doomed if you didn't get your Add/Drop slip into the Fandom High Office today. Doomed, dude.
Yomiko opens the library. Crickets chirp.
Love Dorms. Lo-lo-love dorms. Love dorms, baby
Aeryn and John talk about porn. I love my job.
Jude and Sakurazaki snuggle. English-Peter-guy and Willow have a romantic outdoor lunch. Pip'n'Pippi also chow down in a lovin' way. Jack preps for a date with Sam. In related news, Eric Weiss needs a girlfriend.
At the big and sweaty gym of sexual frustration, Aeryn works off a little tension by herself and then with Luke. Billy and Aeryn acknowledge each other. (a clip from Strangers in the Night plays)
Cally holds taste tests on what I will not refer to as a still for legal reasons. Which is fine by my roomie Pete, because he thinks he's getting laid. That is, until he sees Joxer. Then his world goes all ambiguous. Thankfully, we are all spared the horrendous image of Pete and Joxer in a naked tryst by the fact that Pete nearly dies. He gets better. Well, better in the sense of not being dead, anyway.
Bel is watching wrestling in the 5th floor common room. And I'm not saying a damn thing. It's just... how much more ammo do I need, really? I'd feel cheap. Billy joins him. Do you like movies about gladiators, Billy? Anders and Bel need to get a room. Walter explains how he has to help beautify campus now. Billy and Jim talk... sort of. Is it just me or is calling Billy monosyllabic like calling rain wet? Jim threatens to break the gay streak in the room. Somebody had to.
Anders works with Photoshop. Nobody's gonna believe that's Bel's head on that beefcake's body, dude. Teddy's down with the Feng Shui. Billy lives dangerously on the ledge. Chad snores. Seriously, he lives down the hall from me. I heard it. I thought someone was being sawed in two.
Town of Hope, Town of Dreams
There's a new guy in town. Apparently, he's River's brother. Good thing, too. Man, did you know your sister's a psycho? Although she seems calm enough at the moment. Anyway, this guy also visits Kaylee over at Empire Records, and it's actually really sweet. If you're into that sort of thing. *cough*
Cam and Kawalsky: dork patrol. Yup, those two wacky hard K sounds skate down Apocalypse Avenue. Meanwhile, scientists report that the geek levels on Fandom Island have increased tenfold.
Lana sings while she works. But does she whistle? And... I'm taking this one verbatim from the notes because detail would ruin it -- "Parker tortures Zack at the spa." Billy looks for music to meditate to, because he needs to be more low-key apparently.
Well, that's all for tonight, folks. Catch you later!
You Either Have or You Haven't Got.... Class
I didn't have class today, but some people did, poor bastards. Some folks get even more school fun this weekend, too. Principal Washburne announced detention for Joxer, Teddy, Blair, Alanna, and Layla. I feel for you guys, but not the sharp pity that I have for Walter and Pip, who got called to the principal's office. Yikes.
In the same news, Jamie Madrox is head of the school's Beautification Committee. This is completely genius. I'm always trying to find ways to get somebody else to do the cleaning. Jamie's got that power built in. He's like the Tom Sawyer Fencepainting Service in a can.
Health discusses Nutrition. I remember the four food groups. Then it became the five food groups. Then there was this pyramid. Now there's a whole website just to learn what you should be eating based on your age and activity levels. Does anybody else wonder why nobody eats well anymore? The class talk about their eating habits over the past week. Jamie ate four whole chickens, apparently. Did they scream? Were they hard to swallow? How did you deal with the feathers?
Yondaime gives people a workout in Energy and Fitness. I realize that we should all work out more, but then I might lose my delightfully husky stature. You don't want that, do you? Anyway, Yondaime has the class running, jumping (out of the way) and climbing ropes. Just like good little Presidential Fitness Drones.
Over in Prophecy Lab, everyone shares what they learned about their lab partners. Blair is lonely and Bel agrees to be his partner. Seriously, folks. Is it just me or do the words "gay subtext" and "Bel" go together like Pamela Anderson and jiggling boobies? Then Anders confronts Bel, and Bel admits that he just can't quit him. Somebody stop me. Really. Somebody stop me. I don't wanna die horribly.
In Constant Vigilance, The Doctor lectures on evil megalomaniacs, who are not quite as threatening as evil Lego Maniacs. Gotta watch out for those, man. Beware the bricks. The students play Hero/Villain, and Kaylee fails at evil, surprising no-one.
And now, your office hour round-up. The following teachers, surprise, had office hours: Yondaime, Jesse Custer, Daniel Jackson, Josh Lyman, Alianne, Principal Zoe Washburne, Aziraphale, Jenny Calendar, and Laura Roslin. You're doomed if you didn't get your Add/Drop slip into the Fandom High Office today. Doomed, dude.
Yomiko opens the library. Crickets chirp.
Love Dorms. Lo-lo-love dorms. Love dorms, baby
Aeryn and John talk about porn. I love my job.
Jude and Sakurazaki snuggle. English-Peter-guy and Willow have a romantic outdoor lunch. Pip'n'Pippi also chow down in a lovin' way. Jack preps for a date with Sam. In related news, Eric Weiss needs a girlfriend.
At the big and sweaty gym of sexual frustration, Aeryn works off a little tension by herself and then with Luke. Billy and Aeryn acknowledge each other. (a clip from Strangers in the Night plays)
Cally holds taste tests on what I will not refer to as a still for legal reasons. Which is fine by my roomie Pete, because he thinks he's getting laid. That is, until he sees Joxer. Then his world goes all ambiguous. Thankfully, we are all spared the horrendous image of Pete and Joxer in a naked tryst by the fact that Pete nearly dies. He gets better. Well, better in the sense of not being dead, anyway.
Bel is watching wrestling in the 5th floor common room. And I'm not saying a damn thing. It's just... how much more ammo do I need, really? I'd feel cheap. Billy joins him. Do you like movies about gladiators, Billy? Anders and Bel need to get a room. Walter explains how he has to help beautify campus now. Billy and Jim talk... sort of. Is it just me or is calling Billy monosyllabic like calling rain wet? Jim threatens to break the gay streak in the room. Somebody had to.
Anders works with Photoshop. Nobody's gonna believe that's Bel's head on that beefcake's body, dude. Teddy's down with the Feng Shui. Billy lives dangerously on the ledge. Chad snores. Seriously, he lives down the hall from me. I heard it. I thought someone was being sawed in two.
Town of Hope, Town of Dreams
There's a new guy in town. Apparently, he's River's brother. Good thing, too. Man, did you know your sister's a psycho? Although she seems calm enough at the moment. Anyway, this guy also visits Kaylee over at Empire Records, and it's actually really sweet. If you're into that sort of thing. *cough*
Cam and Kawalsky: dork patrol. Yup, those two wacky hard K sounds skate down Apocalypse Avenue. Meanwhile, scientists report that the geek levels on Fandom Island have increased tenfold.
Lana sings while she works. But does she whistle? And... I'm taking this one verbatim from the notes because detail would ruin it -- "Parker tortures Zack at the spa." Billy looks for music to meditate to, because he needs to be more low-key apparently.
Well, that's all for tonight, folks. Catch you later!
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And giggling. A lot.
[ooc: *applauds and gives chockie and adores*]
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