Pirate Radio, Friday, June 3rd, 2006
Saturday, June 3rd, 2006 01:50 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
MARIE: ... if we get caught? Hm, I don't think that button did anything.
WILLOW: Oh how's Veronica going to know? It's not like she's smarter than me.
MARIE: I haven't met her, but I'm sure you're right. *pause* Um, does that red light mean we're on the air?
WILLOW: Oh! Okay. Um, hi, Fandom! This is your pirate radio broadcast, which you can tell because I'm wearing a poofy shirt. Well, not that you can actually tell that, but take my word. There's also a skirt but I don't know if pirates wear skirts. I don't ask. That seems personal.
MARIE: She really is. I can see her. And I don't know if pirates wear skirts. Maybe we should call Barbossa next Thursday and ask.
WILLOW: Sometimes guys wear kilts. Do you think Barbossa is Scottish?
MARIE: Around here? I'd believe anything. *sound of someone attempting to whisper* The announcers usually give their names.
WILLOW: *sound of someone not successfully covering the microphone* They do? Oh poop.
MARIE: Uh huh. *sounds of a pencil scratching on paper*
WILLOW: Okay. Um. Then I'm... Rowan... no that's too obvious. Ash? No. Pine tree? Wait, how on earth would somebody be named pine tree?
MARIE: I dunno. Sounds kind of weird to me. Anyway... um... Hi, Fandom, I'm... Julie, yourcruise director announcer for this evening, here with my friend...
WILLOW: Um... Michelle... Aldrin? *sound of badly covered mike again* That was so dumb! No way do I look like a Michelle or somebody Aldrin!
MARIE: *whispered* It doesn't matter! *normal voice* Your regular radio host couldn't be here tonight, so we're filling in. You want to start... Michelle?
WILLOW: *far too long pause* Oh! Um, yes. That would be me.
( omg long! )
VERONICA: OH MY GOD WE'RE STILL ON THE AIR!
BEL: And I don't need alone time for spanking.
WILLOW: TMI!!!!
MARIE: Dirty!
BEL: On second thought.....
VERONICA: All right, everyone say good night!
WILLOW: Good night!
MARIE: Good night!
BEL: Night.
VERONICA: Barbossa, we need to talk about better security down here.
*dead air*
[ooc: so much love to
willbedone for co-writing and a special thanks to
demonbelthazor and
marsheadtilt for their guest appearances! sorry if we missed any luau links, but that post was over 2000 comments!]
WILLOW: Oh how's Veronica going to know? It's not like she's smarter than me.
MARIE: I haven't met her, but I'm sure you're right. *pause* Um, does that red light mean we're on the air?
WILLOW: Oh! Okay. Um, hi, Fandom! This is your pirate radio broadcast, which you can tell because I'm wearing a poofy shirt. Well, not that you can actually tell that, but take my word. There's also a skirt but I don't know if pirates wear skirts. I don't ask. That seems personal.
MARIE: She really is. I can see her. And I don't know if pirates wear skirts. Maybe we should call Barbossa next Thursday and ask.
WILLOW: Sometimes guys wear kilts. Do you think Barbossa is Scottish?
MARIE: Around here? I'd believe anything. *sound of someone attempting to whisper* The announcers usually give their names.
WILLOW: *sound of someone not successfully covering the microphone* They do? Oh poop.
MARIE: Uh huh. *sounds of a pencil scratching on paper*
WILLOW: Okay. Um. Then I'm... Rowan... no that's too obvious. Ash? No. Pine tree? Wait, how on earth would somebody be named pine tree?
MARIE: I dunno. Sounds kind of weird to me. Anyway... um... Hi, Fandom, I'm... Julie, your
WILLOW: Um... Michelle... Aldrin? *sound of badly covered mike again* That was so dumb! No way do I look like a Michelle or somebody Aldrin!
MARIE: *whispered* It doesn't matter! *normal voice* Your regular radio host couldn't be here tonight, so we're filling in. You want to start... Michelle?
WILLOW: *far too long pause* Oh! Um, yes. That would be me.
( omg long! )
VERONICA: OH MY GOD WE'RE STILL ON THE AIR!
BEL: And I don't need alone time for spanking.
WILLOW: TMI!!!!
MARIE: Dirty!
BEL: On second thought.....
VERONICA: All right, everyone say good night!
WILLOW: Good night!
MARIE: Good night!
BEL: Night.
VERONICA: Barbossa, we need to talk about better security down here.
*dead air*
[ooc: so much love to
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