Fandom Radio, Sunday March 6, 2006

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

Bridge: Hey, Fandom! If anyone's listening. Is anyone listening? Seriously, where is everyone? It's like you all just... disappeared. Or went to England. Like Rory, who went to England, but through the magic of technology is tonight's co-broadcaster!
Rory: I'm just that cool, guys. Do you miss me? Because I totally miss you. All like...four of you who aren't on this trip.
Bridge: We miss you, dude. Things have gone crazy without you!

Here and There

Bridge: Like, this morning? Molly woke up early. To go running. And, okay, Cam made her, but still. Weird.
Rory: ...seriously? Molly, you're weird. You too, Cam. I slept all late. And then...stuff happened. But my day is not important! What is important is that Lyta? Had breakfast and watched Shall We Dance. Excellent taste, Lyta.
Bridge: Lana also had breakfast and watched TV. But not in the same room as Lyta. Wouldn't it be funny if they were both watching the same movie, though? I think it'd be funny.

Rory: It'd be really funny. And kinda weird. But not really Fandom weird. Just...normal weird. Anyway! So, it seems Bel had a little emo moment this morning when he woke up. Woe.
Bridge: I hate when that happens. You know what I also hate? Visions that come outta nowhere. Poor Cordy. Luckily, Anders was around to help her out. Yay!
Rory: Poor Cordy. Feel better soon, seriously. And not to be a downer, but let's all hope Angel gets better soon, 'kay? Because we're doing what we can over here, and I'm glad to see Veronica, Phoebe, Piper, Paige and Cordy are all working, too. So yay teamwork!
Bridge: Um. Yeah. I have no idea what's going on, really, aside from what's in these notes here. Which would explain why me and Cally were so bored this afternoon. Anders stopped by and filled us in a little, though, because he's helpful like that.

Rory: Oh. Well. Angel's sick. We'll get to that in a minute, though, since our notes kinda cover that. Callisto spent the night taking care of him, though. I think that's really sweet. Let's all hope she's not going to killinate me for saying that, heh. But it doesn't matter, 'cause I'm in England and also she's really tired.
Bridge: It is sweet, man.
Rory: It totally is. They're kind of adorable. And again, Cal, please don't kill us for having eyes and noticing this, okay?

Bridge: The dorms this evening weren't exactly hopping with activity either. John Connor and Professor Cregg watched the Oscars. I didn't, because I already know who won. Seriously, my dad watches these every year. I'm not allowed to talk while they're on.
Rory: Hey, those are seriously a big deal. I'm all sad I'm missing them. But yay that the gay cowboys won for stuff. Boykissy wins again! YAY BOYKISSY!
Bridge: Totally yay! Sam was just hanging out in her room doing Sam-things, and then Lee stopped by to talk about Lee-things. I wonder what those could be...
Rory: My notes say they talked about the play. Let's all remember that the play, which I am co-directing, yay, is a week from Friday! Come and watch! It'll be fun!

Bridge: Hey, speaking of Fridays and fun and things that you are co-running... think we should mention the contest?
Rory: Ooh. The contest. Yes. Okay, people. On Friday? We are all going to try to balance things on our heads - eventually animals, even! Like turtles!
Bridge: There will be prizes. So come play! It'll be fun. Awesome and a half, even.
Rory: Yes, and please don't come just to point and laugh, or I'll sic Vladdie on you. And he will totally attack you. Seriously. Or Yoda. Scary attack turtle, yo!
Bridge: I'd be worried, people. But anyway, back to our regularily scheduled programming. I hung out in the second floor common room with Peter, Hamlet, and Archie. And that's actually all that happened on school grounds, so now we're gonna talk about town!

Little of Column B, Little of Column A

Rory: Yay town! Okay, so this morning, Luke opened up the diner for brunch. Hi Luke! Also hi Mom, if you're listening. And hi to as-of-yet unnamed baby! Anyway, it's just Professor Cregg and Tonks at Luke's this morning.
Bridge: Hi Luke and Rory's mom! I'd wave, but... radio. Lucas is avoiding brownies and listening to Gilbert and Sullivan. I'm not gonna ask, dude.
Rory: Probably safer that way. I mean, I like Penzance as much as the next girl, but c'mon. Oh no, Mr. Giles feels all useless and contemplative, until Veronica and Cordy stop by. Hello, Mr. Giles! I'm the girl who you called today. Um, instead of Xander. 'Cause he doesn't have a cell phone. Which I really don't get. I mean, I couldn't not have a cell phone.

Bridge: 'cause then you wouldn't get to do stuff like this! Elsewhere in town, John and Aeryn are all heading off to be... secretive. In the junkyard. As you do.
Rory: Hmm. I wonder what they're up to. Because I'd speculate cuteness, but...no. And not in the junkyard. Because that's weird. And speaking of weird, that one creepy guy stops by the, ew, brothel to talk to, ew, Becky. And according to these notes, he's an idiot. How do you screw up with a hooker? That's sad.

Bridge: And earlier in the day, Professor MacLeod is shovelling his walk, when Janet stops by. Sorry to jump around chronologically like that on you guys, but you're smart. You can figure things out!
Rory: You're all sharp like...toothpicks or something else that's kind of pointy. But just to jump around a little more, back at the Sin, Jarod's sick. God, it's a week for sick people. I think he just has a cold or something, though, because he was okay enough to talk to Parker on the phone. Aww.
Bridge: Definitely awww. Though it's kind of weird how illness seems to bring out the cute in droves.
Rory: That is kind of weird. It's the Florence Nightingale complex. But I don't think Parker has that.
Bridge: Neither does Orlin. Which is good because I don't think he can pull off the outfit. What Orlin does have is booze, emo, and choices to make. Good luck with that, dude.

Rory: And...oh my God, am I reading this right? Bel and Logan got in a fight? Color me surprised. Also color me disappointed, but whatever. Bridgey, do you know where they were fighting? Wasn't at Quark's or anything, right?
Bridge: No... it says here it was outside the clinic? Which was really busy during the day, actually.
Rory: People visiting Angel, right? Obviously he was there, and Janet, who was on duty. And then Cal, like we said, as well as Isabel, Paige, John, and then the idiots who fought.
Bridge: That was all during the day, though. Nobody stopped by to see Angel at night. Which is probably wise, because there are scary people who come out only at night in this town, you know.
Rory: No, really? Hadn't noticed. Seriously.
Bridge: Well I know you know. It was a general you. And... on that note? Goodnight, general you.
Rory: Goodnight, general you! I'll see you all on Wednesday. And night, Bridgey, because I'm getting off the phone now. 'Cause I've kinda been on the balcony for all of this, and England? Is really, really cold. So bye! *click*

Fandom Radio, Monday, March 6, 2006

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

"Hi, Fandom! This is John Crichton! Yes, I might sound just a tad female and British, but don't adjust your radios. I'm just in one of my strange moods!

And I might just be a little bitty tiny bit drunkified. But you can't tell, can you?

In the Dormy-Dormy-Dorms...hee, 'dorms' is a funny word...where all good goys and birls should be asleep! Or something.

Phoebe researches ways to help poor sick Angel. Who is my roommate! Yes. We eat pancakes together and I play with his puppy. But not in a dirty way. At least...I don't think in a dirty way. Also on the talking-about-Angel front, we have Chloe, Piper and Veronica. And Little Mi - I mean, Janet sends emails home to her friends. Her friends other than me, that is. Because I am of course her friend. We're peers, after all.

Peter Parker peruses the internet in search of information on things back home. Hey, Peter, man, we should get together and talk about Professor Skeeter! Because I totally want her to turn me into a tube sock. Which would be the best EVER.

Oh, hi Cameron who isn't me but completely looks like me! He makes phone calls, and I completely know how telephones work. Because I've absolutely been around them my entire life, since I'm not a witch. Or, um, a wizard, actually.

And poor Callistie...o is emo in the shower. And I know what that means! Cheer up, emo Cal!

In the gym, Isabel and Cameron - who, again, is not me! - talk about Angel. Poor roomie. Molly, that wee girl who wears hats herself, is hanging out in the fifth floor common room.

And on the second floor, people watch Small Store of Terrors. I sure wish I'd gone to watch that! It sounds like it's about a pet store, and super-cool Professor Skeeter might want some inspiration for when I next act up in class, gosh darn it! Anyway, in there? Callynanders are so, so cute. They're like...Callynanders are to cute as tasty is to pie! And I love pie. Poor Cal, though. Still! But then Lana hears news about Angel, yay! Get better, roomie! And Bridge, who is totally not someone I called a twit earlier, and who I think was super-duper cute on the radio with Rory last night, tries to cheer up Cal. And then Veronica pulls Anders aside for a secret conversation. I bet they're talking about puppies. Because I'm just that inane.

But then later? Anders is sad. People, cheer up. I'm worried about Angel but I still manage to be disgustingly cheerful and irritating!

Out and About in Town and Stuff, yay!

Tonks and Alfred meet up in the park and do Tonksy things and Alfredy things. Alfred is kind of like alfredo, and that's a yummy cheesy sauce. I was a seahorse! Did you all know that?

Kiki visits Lana at work, and Giles doesn't feel good. I'll get some chicken soup out to you soon, man! Take care of yourself!

Tommy goes to Sparky Repairs and explains what a TV is. I don't need that explained to me. I never did. Since I knew all along, and all. Orlin is there too, but my notes are kinda vague. I'm gonna say he was there to eat oranges! And then there was more orange eating at All and Sundries, yay!

And all over the place, Tommy and CJ talk by some pastries, Kiki waits and stuff, and Zhaan hates Mondays and dustbunnies. That sucks. Sorry! Oh, and Orlin's mad. Is it from the oranges? But Krycek, D'anna and Molly eat at Luke's. Hi guys! Have a milkshake for me. And some pie, too. I like pie. And also? I like muffins! I was a puffin last week. It was fun. Yay birdie!

In Caritas, GOB and Orlin sing. And radiant Professor Skeeter came by, and Agatha and the orange-eater are there too! And, um, Aeryn throws her drink in GOB's face. More than once, even! Go Aeryn! Yay! Yay for wet GOB!

And in the clinic, Granny Thingyface opens, and then Alfred, Cordy, Bridge and Cameron-who's-not-me visit! And then later? Trevor opens and Dr. Lambert stops by, and Veronica comes by! Yay!

Stuff That Only Fits Here at the End!

So, Janet, Chloe, Piper and Veronica are in the library. I wonder if they're having some kind of slumber party! I bet they are. I mean, why else would they go in there when no one else should be there? Huh? That makes no sense.

So that's it from me, guys! I'll see you all around tomorrow! When we're hanging out together, since that's what I do! So bye everyone!"

[And much thanks to the fabulous can_be_more for the idea!]