http://imanaturalblond.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] imanaturalblond.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2006-03-06 11:55 pm
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Fandom Radio, Monday, March 6, 2006

"Hi, Fandom! This is John Crichton! Yes, I might sound just a tad female and British, but don't adjust your radios. I'm just in one of my strange moods!

And I might just be a little bitty tiny bit drunkified. But you can't tell, can you?

In the Dormy-Dormy-Dorms...hee, 'dorms' is a funny word...where all good goys and birls should be asleep! Or something.

Phoebe researches ways to help poor sick Angel. Who is my roommate! Yes. We eat pancakes together and I play with his puppy. But not in a dirty way. At least...I don't think in a dirty way. Also on the talking-about-Angel front, we have Chloe, Piper and Veronica. And Little Mi - I mean, Janet sends emails home to her friends. Her friends other than me, that is. Because I am of course her friend. We're peers, after all.

Peter Parker peruses the internet in search of information on things back home. Hey, Peter, man, we should get together and talk about Professor Skeeter! Because I totally want her to turn me into a tube sock. Which would be the best EVER.

Oh, hi Cameron who isn't me but completely looks like me! He makes phone calls, and I completely know how telephones work. Because I've absolutely been around them my entire life, since I'm not a witch. Or, um, a wizard, actually.

And poor Callistie...o is emo in the shower. And I know what that means! Cheer up, emo Cal!

In the gym, Isabel and Cameron - who, again, is not me! - talk about Angel. Poor roomie. Molly, that wee girl who wears hats herself, is hanging out in the fifth floor common room.

And on the second floor, people watch Small Store of Terrors. I sure wish I'd gone to watch that! It sounds like it's about a pet store, and super-cool Professor Skeeter might want some inspiration for when I next act up in class, gosh darn it! Anyway, in there? Callynanders are so, so cute. They're like...Callynanders are to cute as tasty is to pie! And I love pie. Poor Cal, though. Still! But then Lana hears news about Angel, yay! Get better, roomie! And Bridge, who is totally not someone I called a twit earlier, and who I think was super-duper cute on the radio with Rory last night, tries to cheer up Cal. And then Veronica pulls Anders aside for a secret conversation. I bet they're talking about puppies. Because I'm just that inane.

But then later? Anders is sad. People, cheer up. I'm worried about Angel but I still manage to be disgustingly cheerful and irritating!

Out and About in Town and Stuff, yay!

Tonks and Alfred meet up in the park and do Tonksy things and Alfredy things. Alfred is kind of like alfredo, and that's a yummy cheesy sauce. I was a seahorse! Did you all know that?

Kiki visits Lana at work, and Giles doesn't feel good. I'll get some chicken soup out to you soon, man! Take care of yourself!

Tommy goes to Sparky Repairs and explains what a TV is. I don't need that explained to me. I never did. Since I knew all along, and all. Orlin is there too, but my notes are kinda vague. I'm gonna say he was there to eat oranges! And then there was more orange eating at All and Sundries, yay!

And all over the place, Tommy and CJ talk by some pastries, Kiki waits and stuff, and Zhaan hates Mondays and dustbunnies. That sucks. Sorry! Oh, and Orlin's mad. Is it from the oranges? But Krycek, D'anna and Molly eat at Luke's. Hi guys! Have a milkshake for me. And some pie, too. I like pie. And also? I like muffins! I was a puffin last week. It was fun. Yay birdie!

In Caritas, GOB and Orlin sing. And radiant Professor Skeeter came by, and Agatha and the orange-eater are there too! And, um, Aeryn throws her drink in GOB's face. More than once, even! Go Aeryn! Yay! Yay for wet GOB!

And in the clinic, Granny Thingyface opens, and then Alfred, Cordy, Bridge and Cameron-who's-not-me visit! And then later? Trevor opens and Dr. Lambert stops by, and Veronica comes by! Yay!

Stuff That Only Fits Here at the End!

So, Janet, Chloe, Piper and Veronica are in the library. I wonder if they're having some kind of slumber party! I bet they are. I mean, why else would they go in there when no one else should be there? Huh? That makes no sense.

So that's it from me, guys! I'll see you all around tomorrow! When we're hanging out together, since that's what I do! So bye everyone!"

[And much thanks to the fabulous [livejournal.com profile] can_be_more for the idea!]
can_be_more: (kinda smiley!aeryn)

[personal profile] can_be_more 2006-03-07 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
[So dead, omg. Heeeeeeeeee.]

[identity profile] dbiers.livejournal.com 2006-03-07 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ooc: That was cracktasticly fantastic! KUDOS!]

[identity profile] kawalsky.livejournal.com 2006-03-07 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Crichton sounded like he had a cold. A girl cold. Maybe he caught cooties and turned into Johnina. Hmm. Kawalsky made a mental note to give the guy some cough drops.

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-03-07 11:14 am (UTC)(link)
John screams like a little girl when the radio comes on.

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2006-03-07 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
6 hours ahead in England, Parker's download of the podcast has her falling off her bed laughing.

[identity profile] peter--parker.livejournal.com 2006-03-07 01:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Peter laughed a lot at the broadcast. He'd have to check in with John at some point before he left for home.
janet_fraiser: (patriot)

[personal profile] janet_fraiser 2006-03-07 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"Okay, she's trying to be nice?" asked Janet disbelievingly.