Fandom Radio, January 5

[fates_jaye]

OKAY, PEOPLE. This is Jaye, and settle the hell in because I have 8,000 things to tell you about and I don't think I'm exaggerating. No, omg, really. You all owe me liquor for this. Lots of it.


Edumacation

Don't forget to get your asses to class signups!

Also don't forget that some of us are no longer only children. Find your Little Sibling, oldbies. Don't traumatize them too bad. Leave that to me.

It's that time of semester again: student council posters are showing up. Angel's not liking his much.

Miss Calendar holds office hours and looks for TA's, as is Professor Autolightbulb. Okay, whatever. His name is Car from now on. I just made it official. Professor Car.



Living Conditions

The office has seen better days, lemme tell you. Ivanova is moving on campus, as are Allie and Lilly and Han. Rory gets a single for all her Bridge-loving, and Callisto needs a roommate because she's not that fat. *pause* Okay... I've seen her naked, I don't get it. Maia turns in a key, and Harkness changes rooms, just like Chloe and Veronica, and Sawyer.

If you were with us on New Year's Day, you were were either hung over or you became my worst enemies. Or you're Parker- I mean, Parkie, and certainly not Maureen- who had reason to be happy. And then we were idiots and played Truth or Dare in the lobby, and I only gave Archie a lapdance in public because Rory dared me to! And then the principal caught us. Woe.

And John Connor helps you know if you had New Year's Eve sex. *very long pause*

Moving on, Parkie makes campaign posters, and chats with Lee, does gifting with Alanna, talks elections with Rory and Angela and StuCo with Callisto, and talks about her Maureenness with one of the Johns. Meanwhile Angela talks with Lee, who is reunited with Kara, Logan pumps Rory for information, who is harassed by Callynanders, Anders and Angela exchange gifts, and Lee and Crichton have a talk. Rose stops by, Crunch is bruised, Hamlet gets presents and FREE TOASTY! Also, WHY THE HELL DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE TO TALK SO MUCH? GOD!

Hey, Anders was caught reading! Hide your shock, people. He's a jock and could probably hurt you. Lily-with-one-L stops by, as does Bel.

And because you all obviously hate me and can't tell me to my face like decent human beings, let's all hang out in the common room some more Sam and Lizzie do the talky talky, Lee and all seven products in his hair stop by, Shep and Liz talk holidays and Crunch stops in, Parkie and Angel get their snark on, huge shock, Parkie and Harkness talk leather and kissing, and then there's another whole thing where people hang and watch ninja movies, but my notes are so blissfully, BLISSFULLY sparse.

Callynanders update: they're cute. Hey, we have new people. They don't know it's not news! Chloe moves. Lana's hanging in a common room. Lee and Sam go for a run.

Crichton, Callisto and Aeryn hang in the squidless pool. I understand there's only almost-nakedness. Apparently Callisto learned something. Speaking of almost-nakedness, I'm sure Xander's very happy about his new living arrangements. Phoebe's pissed about the Student Council upset. Look, I'm pissed that I'm not drunk for this. We all have our problems. John Connor gets the hell outta dodge for the weekend, and Shep and Pip head to the weapons locker.

OH MY GOD, WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE AND THE COMMON ROOMS. Aeryn's hanging out, talking classes with Lee, who is talking with Angela about Rory's present-giving to Anakin for some reason, who talks with Aeryn about overprotective people, who talks with Crunch about bounciness- wait, what?- who tells Angela that the second floor rules, and then Aeryn talks coffee with Janet and Crunch and Parkie talk about her birthday, and those last two ruined my whole system I had going. Thanks, guys.

Phoebe and Ivanova talk coffee, and right now I don't care unless the word 'Irish' goes before the 'coffee', Harkness is doing some decorating, Lilly is emo, and Logan's back with presents.

Lana talks vacay with Paige, and then Maia checks on Lana, and then Paige is apologizing to a bruised Maia about Sawyer. I have no idea. And it's 1:30 and you can't make me start clicking links, god dammit.

John's all hungover and wearing folders on his head. Huh. Wonder how he found out about that. Edward talks with the omgscary principal. And in the gym, Shep learns an important lesson that all newbies should get used to now: when trying to differentiate between our identical couples, CAM DATES THE BLONDE STREAK. Just keep that in your head and you won't get beat up fox the mixup. Also, completely unrelated, Bel babysits bugs! And Tick has a fish! And OMG HOW DID THIS BECOME MY LIFE.

Lee meets the omgscary principal, Veronica and Piper hang, Parker has issues with her name, which is totally Parkie, and don't let anybody tell you differently. Kara and Lee missed each other and Hey, guess what Callynanders are doing? Being cute? You’re right!
Callynanders? Cute again. That's right.

More gym! Look, at this point, I literally can not care anymore. I'm losing brain cells at a scary rate. Angel's back. He hangs with Logan. And see, now I have to be making stuff up, so. People talk to Lee. Crunch and Vala fight. Again, I have to be making stuff up, except she stays with Callisto so obviously I just don't know which way is up anymore. Veronica Mars has a boy in her room. Kara hates Parker. Professor Not-Sam hangs with Crichton. Callynanders? Say it with me, newbies: CUTE.

Callisto and Crichton visit Cam, and Crichton's sending out E-mails. I didn't get one. Hm. Not-Crunch, what's up with that? Marty and Anders help Angela redecorate, Anakin's back... Hi, Anakin.

Harkness and Aeryn watch cartoon with Crich- Okay, our recappers are obviously screwing with me. Janet and Sam hang out, and Vala officially lives in Crunch's room, so I guess things are right side up again. And Edwards chills with Zero an John Connor.



Random Crap That Doesn't Fit Anywhere Else New Students, OMG!

Welcome, newbies! Hi, I'm Jaye. By order of the principal I have now introduced myself to all of you! Yes! I'm free!!! We have Isabel, Pip, Mac, Cordelia, Yuffie, Pippi-who-be-having-some-weird-pets, Lyta, Blair, Togusa, Victor, a new unpregnant Sydney, Molly, Walter, Jessica, and Alphonse.

And then they OVERRUN THE ENTIRE LOBBY. *pause* Yeah, they should fit right in.

New roomies Pip and Togusa meet, Pip and Walter smoke, no, really, Pippi has a horse, Victor unpacks, Lyta and Ivanova have a remeeting? Okay. Isabel moves in with Xander, One of the common rooms is busy... What the hell am I talking about, THEY WERE ALL BUSY. *shakes papers* AND I HAVE THE NOTES TO PROVE IT. You're all seriously underestimating my hatred for life right now. Cordelia unpacks, Pippi meets Xander, and the newbies hang out with my pal Death.

And in yet another common room recap, Bridge and I made Tetris costume plans, and some of you have been drafted. Rock, Paper, Scissors gets ugly in a fun way, Anders has candy and we love him for it, while Kara has a welcome sign- Jesus Christ, why didn't I think of that? And then Cally interrupts a Kara/Anders argument. Pippi stops in petless, and Victor got a lot of it on tape.

Blair and Broots hang, Isabel learns about vampires, Mac and Veronica Mars catch up, Al moves in, Cally helps Cordelia put together stuff, Victor's birdwatching, Lyta's thinky and OMGWTFINEEDABREAK. Anakin, love you dearly, but the newbies are getting to hear your "Little Bunny Foo Foo" cover while I find a freaking cough drop.

*a minute of dead air*

*Anakin's cover of "Little Bunny Foo Foo" (with banthabell accompaniment) resounds over the airwaves*

Okay, I hate you all a little less at the moment. Where was I?

Marty gets sleepy!Nadia up, Pip needs coffee, Jessica and Pippi are sleepified, Nadia unpacks, Pip is jetlagged and these are so out of order now and if you care, you can get in line to kiss my ass, Lily meets new roomie Nadia, Victor is here, Marty greets Sydney, it's Mac's brithday, Yuffie moves in, Lyta meets Maia, Isabel arrives, and Nadia finds out a thing or two about Rover.

Angel is social or something, and Anakin totally didn't do anything to Lee. Really. And Professors Grissom and Sidle are... oh my godsnuggly. I HATE THE WORLD RIGHT NOW. And apparently my teachers are getting more action than me and that's not right and it's so late, people. So. So. Late.

Oh, and Veronica visits Marty and Parkie semi-apologizes to me for trying to mack on my not-boyfriend. So I don't have to say that ten thousand times now. One of the radio bonuses.

Marty takes some of the newbies on a tour, Yuffie makes decorations, Nadia goes grocery shopping, Al, Ivanova and Alanna hang in the gym, and then people meet up Caritas. Oh, and our new vice principal was hanging in the lobby.




Out and About

A bunch of us hit IKEA to get Angela stuff for her room. Hey, it's out. And about.

Wilson and Aziraphale make dinner, and play cards. House checks in on that whole thing, and Phale and Crowley are all awkward. Professor Cregg visits Yankee, Doodle and Dandy. And Professor Chaucer and House drink.

Miho and Jarod talk cats, Loz visits Professor Chaucer, GOB gets a magic lesson, House gets a dog.

house and puppy go to Aziraphale's, where Maia has tea and the ducks are mad at Aziraphale and Wilson brings food.

Chiana's putting up flyers, Wilson's helps Ben through writer's block, Chaucer and Inara talk art, CJ tries to talk to Loz and he's all "Let's play pool," and Hunter and Mara visit Debbie. Anders goes to Wonka's to refill his door lock, and yes, you heard me right.

*deep breath*

Oh, and the town clinic is officially not open but no one cares and they hang anyway. Wilson and Aziraphale hang in the town clinic loft, Hunter and the brothers visit Yazoo, and Angel and Wilson talk breakups.

Jake and Callisto talk about new teachers at the Perk, Maia talks to Tonks about a dream, and Wonka and Tonks- not Tonka- do a present exchange.

Piper joins the hotel staff, Bel and Darla hang at ye olde W&H, Professor Not-Sam goes to the Emporium, Chewbacca exeunts, CJ meets Professor Eppes, more newbies meet more oldbies, and Isabel shops for a new robe. Smart girl.

At Caritas... Oh my god, I'm going to cry. Professor Car talks to Lorne, as do Professor The Tick and Little Wooden Boy killer Lockheed. Vala shows up pissed at Crunch, Bel and Professor Cregg talk apologies, and say hello to unintentional teachers' night. Also, GOB gets levitated, which is exactly what it sounds like. Ben and fam talk with Jarod. And then today Crunch talks to Jarod, and Professor Skeeter is mean to Angela, and there's birthday singing. Vala and Professor Car chat .

And as it's Parkie's birthday, we have a party. There, Aeryn and Anakin talk, and Harkness isn't keeping secrets at all and Callisto has a DATE WITH ANGEL I KNEW YOU LOVED HIM HA!!! Crichton and Aeryn are adorable and cootielicious, Molly meets some new people, as does Isabel. I talk with Angela about... Okay, fine, Archie's name came up. Bite me, Marty. And oh, by the way, the Parkie thing is not at all because of Crunch. In case you were wondering. Veronica talks with Broots, Rose hangs with Cally and Harkness, Lee and Callisto are gossip mongers, and Nadia is hung with. Which is not as dirty as it sounds in my head. And then, you know, Callynanders start drinking. And then Anders and Kara fight again. Which pissed Cally off. OMGWTFIGHT? And there's some drama with Logan and Anakin. Huh. Wonder what that's about. Which, by the way, makes it Logan's second fight of the night.

And then if you're wondering what's up with Tex, O'Malley!Tex and Yazoo kinda had it out. Which sent Yazoo to the Emporium for help. And yeah, clinic for him. Oops. But never fear, because THE TICK is here. And he and O'Malley!Tex destroy half the town fighting. But hey, it was cool. Sounding. I wasn't there. And Lockheed burninates ducks, though one stalker duck seems to have made it. And then O'Malley's gone and KaChurchsky is Kawalsky again, andTex is back to normal. More or less. For her, anyway please odn't kill me.



AND I'M DONE. NEVER TALK THIS MUCH AGAIN. NEED DRINK NOW.