Fandom Radio, December 6

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Hey everyone. This is Faith, bringing you Tuesday's news from the Fabulous Fandom High!

Classes
In Criminal Justice, they talk about Criminal Law, and Chippendales. History is historic, as expected. Oh, and Language Classes learn about languages. Intro to Buisness preps for finals.

Bio learns about something I don't understand, shocker. But, oh, yay! Intro to Wester Lit is cancelled! Callisto is running Art (and Vala is quite skilled at mask making).

They get to make coffee grinders in Shop Class (Death gets some help on his). Journalism class has to explain to Prof. Jerusalem why he should like Christmas. Honestly, he scares me. Tell him you get to eat babies, he'd probably enjoy that.

Speech does something. I'm seeing mention of glands and Star Trek puppies. *audible sounds of a head hitting a desk* I don't know anymore. Nor do I care. Archaeology is boring.

Home Ec makes ornaments. I don't see any as cool as mine and Shep's and Wes's, though. *sigh* I don't know what Linguistics even means. Adding a 'theoretical' to it doesn't help.

Elsewhere in school, Flight Club is cancelled, because Anakin hates his life. Cheer up, buddy. Be glad no one's suggested to Bristow that Annie the Vampire Slayer makes an appearance at the pageant. Actually, now that I mention it.... *sounds of pencil writing* note to self.

In the Library, it's busy as usual. Angel and Janet talk about the toaster that's really sweet and said I was pretty, and his new robot Santa boyfriend. Aw! And then Angel runs into the Psych professor, which, my GAWD, is also from Sunnydale. And also dead. No more Sunnydalers, dead or alive, got it? Unless it's the Mayor, in which case- Dad!
Also in the Library, there's some glaring from Parker. Oh, what a change of pace, she's angry. Oh, and more on the Angel front: Rory and Angela talk about him. Guys, have you met him? He's not that interesting. Though, if you steal his hairgel? I've heard he gets super mad. I suggest it.

Prof. Dream is running today's Study Hall. Oh, ew- Pheobe and Bel talk about having a study session for anatomy. And that IS a euphemism. Ew. Also, Cameron's a suck up, but not in the fun, first date type of way. Lana and Girl Han talk about studying and stuff. Oh, and I think Parker's acting funny. What'd her boyfriend do?

Professor McDreamy holds office hours, and I'm totally going to have to stop humming 'Hot For Teacher' every time I see him. Oh, and The Doctor and Professor Cregg have office hours too, but who cares?

Dorms

And, of course, they're weird from the get-go. Angela interviews Rover. Lilly Kane, watch out! Those two totally bonded. Oh, and Vala and Cam play in the snow, while we're on the subject of big white balls.

Lana delivers a Secret Santa present to Lisa Cuddy. And there are some other amazing presents for Secret Santa. I feel bad for Will the Parrot, though. Never drink and fly, kids.

I think we have a cat problem in the attic. Wilkins told me that they're trying to take over the world. Somehow? I don't know if I should believe him.

Cam interviews Professor The Tick. Here's the question you should have asked: is 'The' really his first name? Oh, and they're watching dumb tv shows in the common room. Gawd Marty, get some taste. Also, can we turn the heat up? Alanna looks like she's very, very cold.

Aw, Kara takes care of Lee. So cute. And Draco watches TV all by himself, probably cause he's watching Authentic Earth, which stopped being good ages ago. Also, Cam explains Christmas to Vala!

In the gym, the toaster of love and Santa talk to Callisto and Cam. And, um, they encourage her to screw Angel. Who apparently has low self-confidence, on account of the manboobs. Which, huh. Oh, and the two of them seem to think that Cal'll kill someone if she doesn't get some, which....well, yeah, sweetie. That stuff's very important.

Town

Yakko gets a couple visits. Also, he may be Wakko. Not Dot, though. Pretty sure about that. Oh, and one of the Animaniacs talks to Spike, but Wilkins chewed on my tree outfit, so I don't know what happened.

Ivanova visits Jay and Bob at the Kwick Stop, and oh, shock- finds Bob to be cooler than Jay. Like every other woman in this town. Oh, and she heads to Wonka's after, and I'm not making a tasteless sugar joke.

Lily Evans, being a sweetheart, thanks Azriphale for the ornament party this weekend. And she says hello to Crowley, who is dressed as a pimp, and DuceI'mnotsureIwanttomeetyourfriendsanymore. Oh, and House and Wilson talk to Azriphale.

There are more Secret Santa deliveries! And, again, I love Christmas. Spike and Azriphale meet in the park.

Duce throws a party, yay! Also? I am LOVING B's new pet. Oh, and there's Baldwin explanations that don't stress how hot Adam is. And, B- way to rat me out about my cake hogging.

Oh, and for a change, Caritas is busy. CJ and Ten are having a rather intense conversation. John Connor is asking Lorne for information on himself. Himself being John Connor. Although Lorne would probably know more about Lorne.
Also, Ben and Wilson chat. Oh, and Veronica Mars and Tara also talk. And, Tara, the wedding lack of invite was nothing personal. Promise.
And, oh god, there's singing. Tara and Veronica Mars MOM! You're EMBARASSING me!, Ten, Rogue, and Ten again.


And that'd be all for tonight, kids. Hope you had a good day, and I'll see you all next week.

Fandom Radio, December 7

[fates_jaye]

Hi, this is Jaye, and let me get straight to the point: Barbossa, we need a staff meeting, because with all the significant others showing up here when they think no one's listening, I'm afraid to touch anything.



Edumacation

Math reviews for finals- oh, GOD, I hope the pageant kills me before testing starts- Speech sends messages, and Journalism experiments with mistletoe. But not like that. I think.

Geology deals with magnetic relaxation, Art writes... beautiful words? Okay...

Professor Chaucer lets his kids work on their sestinas. Sorry, thought that said siestas, in which case I know which class I'm signing up for next semester. Languages also work on their projects, and Quantum Physics goes to the library to work on theirs.

Anthropology talks... um, there are a lot of words and I don't feel like reading them, all, so they just talk. You know. About stuff. Grissom's classes listen to NPR and turn in projects, Abnormal Psych talks about their experiments, and Egyptian Archaeology talks about Valley of the Kings. That would be a great band name. Lastly, History class is totally canceled.

Ms. Calendar and Professor Chaucer hold office hours.

In Study Hall, Bel checks out the new psych teacher. But not like that. Girl!Han and Lana screw... with Shep's head! Look, I'm gonna die tomorrow. Let me have my fun. Shep teaches Duo about DVD players and Paige meets Xander's frog. I'd make a kissing the frog here, but I'm not dealing with the letters, so.

In the Library, Parker and Marty make plans for some investigator's club, and Rory heads into Special Collections. She is a brave little toaster, that one.

Self Defense Class meets again, and Hockey is canceled, dammit.



Living Conditions

There are a freaking LOAD of deliveries for Secret Santa today, and if you think I care who got what, you're delusional and should head straight to the clinic for meds.

The Talking Toaster taunts Callisto and Bel in the gym, and Maia gets a phone call. But not from the toaster.

Xander plays with his frog. But not like that. Shep and Lana are smoochy. But not with the frog. And oh my god, teachers are dating and I can't handle it. In news I can handle, Rory and Logan are cute.

Posters are up for Math Study Group.

Crichton checks up on Lee, who's sick. Later John's out on the roof with Aeryn. I will take bets on how long before that guy's sick with something. Ten bucks says Lee gives him mono.



Out and About

CJ, Wilson and Girl!Han hang at the Perk, and then CJ takes a phone call.

I don't know what's going down at Wolfram and Hart, but I get the impression it's weird. Also in weird news, The Tick and Little Wooden Boy killer Lockheed visit The Fourth Sin BUT GOOD GOD NOT LIKE THAT. Tick talks to Becky and scary Miho approves of Lockheed.

At Sanctity, Paige picks up supplies and Stark stops by for a visit.

Spike's is dead again. There's a suggestion for pizza, beer and porn night, which might be a good idea.

Maia invites Tonks to Seattle for the holidays. Yazoo takes Jonathan for a ride. But not like that.

Parker gets a group together for Caritas where I forgot I was. Oops. And there are free drinks! Onstage tonight are Lorne, Callisto, Veronica and Piper, and Parker, Zero and Rory. It's all very lovely. At the bar, Vala boggles over the pageant... er, Christmas tree. *long pause* Maybe we can turn not-Crunch into an ornament... Parker and Callisto talk about Bel's shipping tendencies, and then Parker makes plans for Friday with Xander and Bridge. Lorne and "Spidey" have one of the best conversations ever and... *sigh* Look, Parker's got a lot going on right now. Angel interviews Professor Van De Kamp, exchanges my-town-was-so-weird stories with Chloe, and Veronica Mars and Piper try to get Angel to sing. Girls, no. Were you there for "Mandy"? Speaking of past embarrassing performances, Crunch doesn't howl this time.




Random Crap That Doesn't Fit Anywhere Else

Those of us doomed to the best ever omg pageant are getting together to drown ourselves in buckets of booze because THAT'S a good idea hang ourselves wibble for our mommies commiserate before the show.

So if you don't see me the next week or so, assume I crawled under the stage to die. Don't come looking for me. You have a special guest broadcaster tomorrow, and no, I'm not telling you who. I'm all about the secrecy. Till I see you in the afterlife, so long.