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fandom_radio2005-12-07 10:41 pm
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Fandom Radio, December 7
Hi, this is Jaye, and let me get straight to the point: Barbossa, we need a staff meeting, because with all the significant others showing up here when they think no one's listening, I'm afraid to touch anything.
Edumacation
Math reviews for finals- oh, GOD, I hope the pageant kills me before testing starts- Speech sends messages, and Journalism experiments with mistletoe. But not like that. I think.
Geology deals with magnetic relaxation, Art writes... beautiful words? Okay...
Professor Chaucer lets his kids work on their sestinas. Sorry, thought that said siestas, in which case I know which class I'm signing up for next semester. Languages also work on their projects, and Quantum Physics goes to the library to work on theirs.
Anthropology talks... um, there are a lot of words and I don't feel like reading them, all, so they just talk. You know. About stuff. Grissom's classes listen to NPR and turn in projects, Abnormal Psych talks about their experiments, and Egyptian Archaeology talks about Valley of the Kings.That would be a great band name. Lastly, History class is totally canceled.
Ms. Calendar and Professor Chaucer hold office hours.
In Study Hall, Bel checks out the new psych teacher. But not like that. Girl!Han and Lana screw... with Shep's head! Look, I'm gonna die tomorrow. Let me have my fun. Shep teaches Duo about DVD players and Paige meets Xander's frog.I'd make a kissing the frog here, but I'm not dealing with the letters, so.
In the Library, Parker and Marty make plans for some investigator's club, and Rory heads into Special Collections. She is a brave little toaster, that one.
Self Defense Class meets again, and Hockey is canceled, dammit.
Living Conditions
There are a freaking LOAD of deliveries for Secret Santa today, and if you think I care who got what, you're delusional and should head straight to the clinic for meds.
The Talking Toaster taunts Callisto and Bel in the gym, and Maia gets a phone call. But not from the toaster.
Xander plays with his frog. But not like that. Shep and Lana are smoochy. But not with the frog. And oh my god, teachers are dating and I can't handle it. In news I can handle, Rory and Logan are cute.
Posters are up for Math Study Group.
Crichton checks up on Lee, who's sick. Later John's out on the roof with Aeryn. I will take bets on how long before that guy's sick with something.Ten bucks says Lee gives him mono.
Out and About
CJ, Wilson and Girl!Han hang at the Perk, and then CJ takes a phone call.
I don't know what's going down at Wolfram and Hart, but I get the impression it's weird. Also in weird news, The Tick andLittle Wooden Boy killer Lockheed visit The Fourth Sin BUT GOOD GOD NOT LIKE THAT. Tick talks to Becky and scary Miho approves of Lockheed.
At Sanctity, Paige picks up supplies and Stark stops by for a visit.
Spike's is dead again. There's a suggestion for pizza, beer and porn night, which might be a good idea.
Maia invites Tonks to Seattle for the holidays. Yazoo takes Jonathan for a ride. But not like that.
Parker gets a group together for Caritaswhere I forgot I was. Oops. And there are free drinks! Onstage tonight are Lorne, Callisto, Veronica and Piper, and Parker, Zero and Rory. It's all very lovely. At the bar, Vala boggles over the pageant... er, Christmas tree. *long pause* Maybe we can turn not-Crunch into an ornament... Parker and Callisto talk about Bel's shipping tendencies, and then Parker makes plans for Friday with Xander and Bridge. Lorne and "Spidey" have one of the best conversations ever and... *sigh* Look, Parker's got a lot going on right now. Angel interviews Professor Van De Kamp, exchanges my-town-was-so-weird stories with Chloe, and Veronica Mars and Piper try to get Angel to sing. Girls, no. Were you there for "Mandy"? Speaking of past embarrassing performances, Crunch doesn't howl this time.
Random Crap That Doesn't Fit Anywhere Else
Those of us doomed to thebest ever omg pageant are getting together to drown ourselves in buckets of booze because THAT'S a good idea hang ourselves wibble for our mommies commiserate before the show.
So if you don't see me the next week or so, assume I crawled under the stage to die. Don't come looking for me. You have a special guest broadcaster tomorrow, and no, I'm not telling you who.I'm all about the secrecy. Till I see you in the afterlife, so long.
Edumacation
Math reviews for finals- oh, GOD, I hope the pageant kills me before testing starts- Speech sends messages, and Journalism experiments with mistletoe. But not like that. I think.
Geology deals with magnetic relaxation, Art writes... beautiful words? Okay...
Professor Chaucer lets his kids work on their sestinas. Sorry, thought that said siestas, in which case I know which class I'm signing up for next semester. Languages also work on their projects, and Quantum Physics goes to the library to work on theirs.
Anthropology talks... um, there are a lot of words and I don't feel like reading them, all, so they just talk. You know. About stuff. Grissom's classes listen to NPR and turn in projects, Abnormal Psych talks about their experiments, and Egyptian Archaeology talks about Valley of the Kings.
Ms. Calendar and Professor Chaucer hold office hours.
In Study Hall, Bel checks out the new psych teacher. But not like that. Girl!Han and Lana screw... with Shep's head! Look, I'm gonna die tomorrow. Let me have my fun. Shep teaches Duo about DVD players and Paige meets Xander's frog.
In the Library, Parker and Marty make plans for some investigator's club, and Rory heads into Special Collections. She is a brave little toaster, that one.
Self Defense Class meets again, and Hockey is canceled, dammit.
Living Conditions
There are a freaking LOAD of deliveries for Secret Santa today, and if you think I care who got what, you're delusional and should head straight to the clinic for meds.
The Talking Toaster taunts Callisto and Bel in the gym, and Maia gets a phone call. But not from the toaster.
Xander plays with his frog. But not like that. Shep and Lana are smoochy. But not with the frog. And oh my god, teachers are dating and I can't handle it. In news I can handle, Rory and Logan are cute.
Posters are up for Math Study Group.
Crichton checks up on Lee, who's sick. Later John's out on the roof with Aeryn. I will take bets on how long before that guy's sick with something.
Out and About
CJ, Wilson and Girl!Han hang at the Perk, and then CJ takes a phone call.
I don't know what's going down at Wolfram and Hart, but I get the impression it's weird. Also in weird news, The Tick and
At Sanctity, Paige picks up supplies and Stark stops by for a visit.
Spike's is dead again. There's a suggestion for pizza, beer and porn night, which might be a good idea.
Maia invites Tonks to Seattle for the holidays. Yazoo takes Jonathan for a ride. But not like that.
Parker gets a group together for Caritas
Random Crap That Doesn't Fit Anywhere Else
Those of us doomed to the
So if you don't see me the next week or so, assume I crawled under the stage to die. Don't come looking for me. You have a special guest broadcaster tomorrow, and no, I'm not telling you who.
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Do us all a big favor. Grow up.
[ooc: *dying here*]
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