Fandom Radio, November 29

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This is Faith Le- um. St Cla- um. This is Faith, and being married is confusing. Here's the news for today.

Bulliten: Cameron is a puppy. Or a wolf. Whatever, it's cute. Also, um, Vala seems concerned. Which I understand. I mean, that'd totally put a cramp in your sex life.

Class

Shop Class builds human powered vehicles, cool. They talk about Quilting Myths in Home Ec, which- why are there myths about quilting? Who has that much free time? They all talk about how much Gladiator sucked in History, which- WHAT? Dude, there were swordfights! And gladiators! And people talking funny!

In Journalism, they get to read bunny comics. Apparently, this bunny is a stealth pirate ninja who can read minds and wield cheesegraters. Maybe he knows Barbossa? Speaking of, he and everyone else paint scary pictures in Art Studio. Also, um, Professor Ash? Cosmo is, um, a lady magazine. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but, you know, the Sexy Men issue probably isn't what you're into.

Languages is boring, Biology is boring (but with glitter and talk of body shots). Sociology is Yawn-ology (unless you're a geekheadloserface). And, dear GAWD, who cares about Archaeology? They're all dead and gone, kids.

Lit Class talks about love, or some bullshit like that. Rory Gilmore's teaching Criminal Justice. Also, I hear she's a slut. Maybe she has cooties, which, interestingly enough, is one of the topics in Speech Class.

We do stuff in Abnormal Psych, which is... new and exciting, I guess. They have a work period in Authurian Traditions, and it looks like there was some drama. Um, people go to Linguistics.

Professor Eppes, The Doctor and Professor Chaucer (who gets coffe and ROVER, OMG) all have office hours.

Study Hall is bouncing. Lots of people play with a dog, that happens to be Cameron. Really, ya'll gotta stop turning into animals. S'not healthy.
Also, John explains Kris'mus and Hanika to Anakin. Lee and John discuss their plans to go to Caritas.

Look, lots happens in the Library today. I don't care, and neither should you. (and the links wouldn't work.)

There are lots of club meetings tonight. Into the Black is hopping, with people signing up to fly and getting distracted by a puppy. In Yearbook, Whorey Gilmore delegates. And at Junior Acheivers, I get elected new club president. Which is clearly cause I'm the most achievingest of all.

Oh, and the Clinic is pretty dead. No one died, or anything, but no one got hurt, so deadness.

Dorms

There's a poster telling everyone with cats to be careful, as someone is a rodent. *snickering* Shep is putting out bait for said rodenty student- Beka, for the uninformed- but all he catches is Lana.

Aw, Anakin gives Whorey Gilmore a present. In his room. Alone. *bow-chicka-wowow music plays*

In the world of emo, we have Draco and Lilly being kinda cute. And we have Maia and Chianna, who, I don't know, fight or something.

On the DRAMA! front, Paige is angry. Remind me not to dump her. Actually, Sawyer's angry too, remind me never to trash his room. Also dramatic was the fight between Bel and Phoebe. I think I heard Angel or something being mentioned a lot.

Marty watches Gelmoore Gals reruns in the common room, and talks to Angela and Alanna. And um, did anyone else think the dorms were kinda filled with dread? It was unsettling.


Town

Um. Yeah. There's a Cat thing whoring. Or something. *sigh* I don't wanna touch this. I'll offend someone.

Mayor Red and Wilson work on plans for a Town Clinic. Nifty. I think there's some scary guy that shows up too, but I don't have the notes on it.

In the Park, House watches Yakko, Wakko, and Dot read, and he also meets Ben.

The Fourth Sin is getting busy. There's a decorating phone call, about what color carpeting is best. I'd go for, you know, um, natural-looking rugs, myself. Not a fan of blue. Also, Parker stops by to talk to Jarod, meet Becky (who looks like Whorey Gilmore), and get glared at by a doughnut eating Miho. And also, Geoff and Becky? Kinda cute.

Lana stops by Deb's (and Jonathan gets the JA brownies, YAY!), Aaron goes to see Sophia at Beethoven's shop, and The Tick talks to Druscilla. Oh, and ew! Grissom and Sidle go on a date, which I bet got OMG, DIRTY.

Oh, the BEST DINNER PARTY EVER was held tonight. There's some super cuteness. And "Faith Has Three Mommies" will soon be a bestseller. I go, cause I'm cool, and Deb and Carl come, cause they're cool and she's so sweet that she brought cookies, and Whorey Gilmore and Logan show up. Hell, even the cooking is cute. And Tara's the best cook ever.

Caritas is so insanely busy. Lee doesn't order a virgin, and is sad to hear that he has to be 21 to drink. Oh sweetie, we call it pregaming here. Gimme a call, I'll teach you. Lee and that SLUT Veronica Mars have an awkward conversation, because it's hard to talk to someone like her. Weird is damn chatty. Callisto gets mocked for her naked exploits this weekend.
Veronica Mars chats up Angel. Good luck, sweetie. When he's souled, he's like, a eunuch but less fun. John and Angel seem to have bonded. I smell a sitcom. Angel and Callisto kinda flirt. Seems awkward.
Lee and Aeryn talk, and I'm told it's confusing. Apparently, they'd get along fine, if they weren't into the same guy, which- what? Someone explain this to me.
Paige doesn't get booze. CJ is emo, and Vala shows off her pet Cam.
Veronica is a song pushing whore. And, aw, Allie and Logan are cute, and get each other to sing.
Oh, and there's singing. This being a kareoke bar.


Annnnd that's all for tonight. Jaye's got you tomorrow, and I'll see you all next week. Also, tomorrow morning, but still.


(This recap brought to you by the fact that THE INTERNET DIED WHEN I WAS HALF DONE AT THREE FIFTY NINE AM! AND I'M DONE AT FIVE TWENTY FOUR AND I HATE THE INTERNETS OMGOMGOMG!!!!. Okay, better now.)

Fandom Radio, November 30

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This is Jaye, giving you the details of the happenings of Fandom. You know, I really wish I could repeat all this in Dog, or Hamster. But since I can't, deal.

*long pause* What have I told you about talking to me when I'm on the radio? Later!

Where was I?


Edumacation

In case you didn't hear the announcement, the term ends on December 21, with the spring term starting January 6.

Dean Bristow holds thee-ah-tah hours for what is bound to be the best Christmas pageant ever to... pag, and Professor Jerusalem has office hours. My notes say he's not naked. That's good to know. I'm sure we'll all sleep better. The Tick also has office hours, and if I revisit the naked thing my brain will break so I'm going to not do that, okay? Also holding office hours is Professor Chaucer, who... Dammit, you know how once you're stuck on a line of thought...? Moving on.

Math reviews for finals, Journalism works on their final projects, and Professor Grissom assigns a project. See, I did this whole linear thing with that bit. Did you notice? No? Whatever. See if I try next time.

Intro to World History, Languages of something or other and Quantum Physics watch movies. Meaning at least half the class probably fell asleep and drooled on their books.

Geology has a quiz, Creative Writing talks poetry, as a poetry class is wont to do, and Speech is in Lizzie's hands today. Anthro talks population genetics, Egyptian Archaeology talks- shock- Egyptian archaeology, and Art class does stuff, but whatever. Coach Professor Ash is reading Cosmo. I never figured him for a Gurley girl.

At the Library, Methos is looking scary, and is mean to Janet, which is the perfect mood for Angela's first day of training. Which includes her new boss' sex life and CrunchCamwolf, thank God, not together. And Methos talks stuff out with Lizzie, so that's something.

In Study Hall, Lee looks for Crichton and is sidetracked by the fuzziness of Crunchwolf. Okay, I added in the fuzziness bit, but I speak the truth. Crunchwolf also gets a doughnut from Professor Calendar. I hope it was glazed. Unless wolves are specialer and can have chocolate. Now I'm hungry. Sam gets barked at and given a mint, and Lee and Draco talk toast and brownies, which I would say is a mistake on my notes, and then I figure it's probably not.

And we have hockey practice, which is my favorite part of the week, and all you losers are missing out. I bring popcorn. In other club news, the newspaper meets. Veronica Mars rethinks that Angelus story from a while back, and Rory takes Jake to her room after he was... shot in the head? There needs to be a Dirty! there, but I'm still stuck on the shooting. Luckily Krycek can explain it.

And while I don't think it's really an extracurricular, Self-Defense class meets. Wow, Bel and Veronica Mars are all awkward. What's up with that?

Shep and Crane are in the clinic. *hears crickets*

I said shush!



Living Conditions

In the dorms, not much happens.

My partner in crime Janet and Daniel have a date, aww. Angel is broody. I know it's not news, but... you know. Brooding's cool. Also, Duce reads locker 327's novel by her lonesome.

Crichton and Aeryn are snuggly. And if you're one of the freaks not down with Callynanders, I will totally beat some sense into you. I mean it.

Paige's fight with Sawyer leads to Lana getting displaced, and then Paige and Maia talk or something in the common room.

Death has a new hobby or something. I'm a little scared.



Out and About

At Aziraphale's, Jarod confesses that he has actually read the dictionary for fun. Which might make him unbelievably awesome, or the biggest dork that ever did dork. Maybe a combination. Like a cool geek, or something. Kiki looks for a non-pimp daddy Crowley, and Bel and Phoebe have tea, while Marty glares like a glaring thing.

Professor Cregg goes summoning for The Doctor, and Duce asks Han where to find Bagoas.

I have no idea why Crunchwolf is going to see Red, but him playing with Castor and Pollux is the cutest thing ever. C&P also head to the Emporium to be cute some more. And at the Perk, Jake, Shane and Angela talk about a buncha stuff, while Puss sucks up to the Cat- I am not going to say it- and Chloe talks to Jake about his art stuff.

Chiana and Maia have one of those makeup conversations at the beach, and GOB tells Becky that he's got People coming after him to Close Down His Shop thanks to the book he wrote. That I bought. You guys should check it out, it's pretty funny stuff.

Parker gets a group together to head to Caritas. Zero, Parker and Lockheed take the stage, which you will never see me doing. Again. Jarod and Parker are cute and he's telling Zero and Angela what Parker was like as a kid. At the bar, Rory shows off that cherry stem trick. Lockheed's got technique. I'm just sayin'. Wilson and Aziraphale talk about deep stuff in a happy place, and I blame that naked comment earlier for the filthiness of my brain now. Jarod and Veronica get to know each other, but not in the dirty slippery way. As far as I know. And Vala meets with a mysterious stranger. Huh. Wonder what that's about.

Some suggestions to jazz up Spike's: Sumo wrestlers. Ballet. Book club. Matthews, you're fooling no one with the fake ID, but don't suggest what I think you would suggest. Let me know if you have more suggestions. I'll pass them on as long as they don't suck.


And Random Crap that Didn't Fit Anywhere Else

For those of you from other planets, dimensions and time lines, I'm not explaining Secret Santa to you, but you can contact Kiki if you're interested.

Draco's a redhead! Camwolf is still freaking adorable! Beka is presumably still a hamster!

Also, Veronica Mars likes guys.



That's all for me today. I hope you've all enjoyed me making fun of you as much as I have.