Pirate Radio, November 28

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This be likeguidelines, bringin' ye all the news that be fit t'broadcast and plenty o' talk about underthings as well on this Monday in Fandom.

Readin', Writin', 'Rithamatic
Cyborg Theory be workin' on their stories, Art Appreciation be readin' Green Eggs 'n Hamlet, Celtic Literature be learnin' a mighty fine tale about the Hound o' Ulster, and Anthropology be learnin' about population genetics. I be wishin' I knew what that meant.

Egyptian Archaelogy be long 'n borin', Language classes be learnin' languages, Journalism be talkin' about frustratin' mornings, and Geology be learnin' somethin' about datin'. Datin'? I could use some help with that.

In Study Hall, which be quite festively decorated wit' certain people's underthings, Belthazor be studyin' 'n canoodlin' wit' Phoebe. Things be back t'normal. Angela also be talkin' with Phoebe. But no canoodlin', sadly. Callisto, not noticin' that her underthings be up fer God 'n all her classmates to ogle, be talkin' to Aeryn about the pageant she's goin' to be in. Callisto, that is, not Aeryn. Callisto also be talkin' to Cameron about the pageant. Then Aeryn 'n Cameron be talkin' about Callisto, and Verucananders be pickin' up thar underthings (very sneaky thar, Veruca).

Professor Cregg be teachin' her students about non-verbal communication in Speech class by stompin' around 'n glarin', Doctor Grissom be talkin' about gun crimes 'n mass graves, that fun-lovin' guy, the History substitute be talkin' about Martin Luther 'n Korea, and the Doctor be lettin' his Quantum Physics students watch a movie.

In the library, Marty 'n Janet be speakin' about Thanksgivin' weekend, as are Rory 'n Sam, Sam 'n Janet be talkin' Professor Jackson—or "Idiot Boy" as they refer to him--, Rory 'n Parker be becomin' roommates, and autographed CDs o' Zero's band be passed around. Speakin' of gifts, Professor Methos be bringin' presents back fer the Library Wenches. Rory be apologizin' to Cam about her reaction t'him at the clinic and Aeryn 'n Parker be makin' threat assessments about life in Fandom post-Angelus. Huh. I think I need t'lay off watchin' so much FoxNews, thar.

Professor Cregg and Dean Bristow be holdin' office hours, and Professor Maclay be allowin' her students t'hand in makeup work. That be mighty ethical of her. Arr, I crack meself up.

Aziraphale be visitin' Doctor Wilson at the clinic.

Roomin'
Elizabeth, Tara 'n Lily be gettin' flowers, Janet be over at Professor Jackson's apartment, and Angel be officially moved into Crichton's room. Speakin' of movin', Rory be down on the second floor now as well, much to the surprise o' her roommate. Rory be havin' a bad dream, poor thing.

Rover be out on patrol, Belthazor be callin' Lindsey, and Angela 'n Phoebe be seen goin' into an empty classroom together. Dirty. Speakin' of dirty, Lee 'n Kara be gettin' hot 'n heavy in his room. Anders be gettin', um, depressed over homework? Snap out of it, man!

Shep 'n Wesley be chattin' in thar room, Boone 'n Paige be talkin' Christmas presents in a common room, and Cameron be makin' cake in yet another common room. It be the same room where Beka-who-be-a-hamster be residin' under a couch. Thar be much squealin'. Not in a good way, sadly.

Thar be a self-defense class on Wednesday evenin' fer anyone who be interested.

Revelin'
The Swashbucklin' Club be watchin' the Princess Bride, some manner of instructional video, tonight.

Professor Quayle 'n Mayor Red be makin' wit' the small talk, Tonks 'n Wonka (or be it Wonks 'n Tonka?) be talkin' candy, and Chewbacca 'n Spike be hangin' out at the pub.

At Red's, Paige be shoppin' fer Christmas presents and Aaron be not terribly concerned about hearin' thar be vampires in town. I still be terribly concerned thar be vampires in town, if anyone be keepin' track. Duce also be sayin' that she 'n Faith be married. Seriously? Do I need t'be sendin' some manner o' gift fer this occasion? Aziraphale also be stoppin' by t'discuss the new law in town. Who be gettin' a room at the hotel.

Allison be bitchin' that her husband be droppin' her kids off wit' no notice. She be leavin' them at home by themselves, though, t'go to Caritas. Thar be somethin' that be not trackin' with this, me thinks. Jarod 'n Lorne be talkin' about their weekends at the club, too.

At Deb's Shane be bringin' back presents fer Deb 'n meetin' Faithful, Han 'n Bagoas be eatin' spaghetti, Professor Jackson be stoppin' in fer dinner as well, and Jack Harkness 'n Shane be talkin' about bein' adopted siblings, which just goes to show how much be happenin' in the TARDIS that we be not tellin' ye about. Speakin' o' things that be awkward, Rogue be comin' in tonight too. Rogue who used-t'be-datin'-Shane, fer those of you keepin' track at home.

At Aziraphale's, Ben be stoppin' in t'read, Kiki be comin' in fer her shift, Jonathan be comin' in wit' gifts fer Aziraphale 'n Crowley from Vegas, and Duce be swingin' by t'share the joyful news of her nuptials wit' Faith 'n to call Crowley a "pimp daddy." I be assured that it be hysterical. And speakin' of hysterical, Crowley be not exactly thrilled wit' the new sheriff. Anythin' that be makin' Crowley not happy be makin' me want t'hide under me bed. In a terribly manly way, o' course.

That be all from the Crow's Nest. Keep an eye out fer the Rover, and have a good night!