Pirate Radio, November 9

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Readin', Writin', Rithamatic
Students be learnin' about meditation in Martial Arts, about numbers in Math, and about physical anthropology in Anthropology. I must say that if I be learnin' about physical anthropology in math, I be findin' meself a mite confused.

Geology students be pitchin' thar projects, but not in a literal, pumpkin pitchin' type way, Journalism be doin' some more Internet research, and Quantum Physics be studyin' from a book by Stephen Hawking.

Creative Writin' be continuin' their work in poetry, Celtic Lit 'n Civ be readin' about Cu Chulain, Art Appreciation be paintin' somethin' special to 'em, and Ancient Egyptian Archaeology be talkin' about food 'n drink.

Professor Dream's Language classes be continuin' their studies of Greek and Japanese, Professor Cregg's Speech classes be discussin' honesty 'n communication, and Doctor Grissom's classes either be watchin' him burn a pig, or be takin' an exam. I'd rather be doin' the test, meself.

Thar be an open lab fer the sciences, and open shop fer the pumpkin flingers, and Professor Kiddo be lookin' fer a TA if ye have an openin' in yer schedule.

Dean Bristow, Professor Jerusalem, and Professor Tick all be havin' office hours.

In the library, Angela be lookin' fer books on vulcanology, and Parker be gettin' a bunny. Who not be Logan. Just t'make that clear.

In Study Hall, Angelus be talkin' with Phoebe, Rory, Beka, Belthazor, and Callisto. Anders 'n Cam be kinda broody together, and Jonathan be kind of harsh t'Draco. Thar be other conversations, too, but none be endin' in a fistfight today, so I be not that interested.

Beka, Archie, Alanna 'n Jonathan be talkin' in the clinic. Thomasina also be stoppin' at the clinic t'say hello t' Archie. Paige be stoppin' in to see Jonathan durin' his counselin' hours.

Roomin'
Kiki be deliverin' a package t' Wesley, Cam, John 'n Kawalsky insist on bein' healthy joggin' types. Kara 'n Anders also be workin' out.

Thar be a fashion show on Friday night. I be excited.

Cam 'n Sam be talkin' in the second floor common room, and everyone else in the world be in a different common room watchin' Crime & Justice: SUV. Parker be comin' in with her new bunny, who be homesick, so Anakin be singin' Little Bunny Foo Foo t'cheer it up because he be a sucker. Then he be singin' Annie because Jedi skills be no match against the powers of Cally's pout.

Angela be followin' Vladdie out into the hallway from the snarkfest in the common room, where they both be runnin' into Bridge. Vladdie be makin' a new friend but he still be lovin' his Uncle Barbossa, don't ye fear.

Krycek 'n D'anna be findin' Frogs in a Closet. Eww. That be not nearly as cool as Snakes on a Plane. Anakin be havin' more bad dreams, and Maia, while waitin' fer Paige t'show up, be disparagin' her egg-daughter's looks, modifyin' her appearance t'make her more pleasin', and threatenin' t' eat her. I be not a parent meself of course, but I think cannibalism be probably a cause fer the Egg-Child Support folks t'be makin' a call.

Revelin'
Safe Walk members need t'report what manner of weapons they carry. The newspaper 'n hockey team be meetin' today, too.

Professor Chaucer be gettin' a clothin' delivery, newcomer Aaron be visitin' the museum, and Red 'n Duce be seen over at Blood Gulch Arms.

Alanna be gettin' her hair cut while Parker 'n Zero offer support, and Bridge be visitin' Han t'work on their Geology project.

Over at Aziraphale's, Kiki 'n Aayla be commentin' on the mess the shop be in and Kiki be throwin' quite the fit at Crowley. Aaron be stoppin' in later, when things be more normal.

Red's be terribly busy today. Newcomer Lorne be comin' in, Aaron be gettin' a job thar, and Jarod be comin' in while apartment huntin'. Han 'n Bagoas also be comin' in t'get their piercings checked, and Alanna be gettin' her ears pierced. Duce be endin' up thar fer her shift, as well as doin' her time babysittin' Wednesday's baby egg. Duce be quite the babysitter, takin' the egg out t'meet Deb 'n the folks at the Emporium, too.

Caritas is hirin' a house band 'n waitstaff. Jarod, Rogue, and Bridge be lookin' fer work thar.

Jarod be gettin' a second job over at Deb's. Aaron be stoppin' in, and Alanna be thar 'n lettin' Rodney meet her talkin' cat. A few months ago that sentence would be makin' me pause.

Monty, Tonks 'n Tara all be seen goin' into the therapist's office today, and Hunter be hidin' at Spike's. This be not makin' his fathers happy. Professor Cregg be at Spike's as well, makin' some interestin' conversation with Loz.

At the Perk, Angela, Maia 'n Kadaj be talkin' with Professor Cregg, Anakin 'n Duce be talkin' Jedi, and Zero 'n Jarod be gettin' acquainted.

Over at the Apple The Fourth Sin, Jarod be gettin' hired as a receptionist, and GOB, havin' a better grasp of what the Fourth Sin be for, be goin' fer that. What ye'd go to a brothel fer. I be not spellin' it out with condom balloon animals, folks.

That be all from the Crow's Nest. Keep an eye out fer the Rover, and have a good night!