Pirate Radio, October 16

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Professor Quayle be lookin' (still) fer more students to join his classes. Please, someone. Anyone. Everyone. Take the man's classes.

Roomin'
Fer a group of people who be out joggin' together, Cam, Elizabeth, Aeryn, 'n Shep be talkin' a lot. Then Shep be twistin' his ankle. This be why I don't exercise.

Thar be a mighty good-lookin' entrepreneur sellin' CDs in front of the dorms today. And good soul that he be, Coach Ash be spreadin' that musical love to the poor folks in the clinic. I hope they be properly grateful.

Anders 'n Cally be wakin' up together 'n makin' peanut butter 'n jelly sandwiches. That be not a euphemism. In slightly related news, Lee 'n Kara are bein', as me sources tell me, "ridiculously schmoopy" together.

Shep 'n Beka be talkin' detention 'n Shep's twisted ankle, and John Connor 'n Sam be talkin' about the future--not a pleasant discussion.

Janet be readin' Professor Jackson the Riot Act, and Kawalsky be talkin' to Cam over at CRACK foldin' table headquarters.

Ye all be some exercisin' fools. After some talk about girls 'n macho posturin', Crichton 'n Cam be playin' basketball together, Angelus 'n Kitty be talkin' about ballet, good sheets 'n non-human entities as Kitty be practicin' her dance moves. And even though they be in the dorms, Elizabeth 'n Parker be talkin' about exercisin'. It's hard work bein' sloth enough to make up fer all ye active types.

Kitty actually be buyin' the pie she promised to Mr. Canute Mimir Fluffypants. He be deactivated pendin' retoolin' of his more kleptomaniacal tendencies, but Hamlet be acceptin' the pie on Mr. Fluffypants' behalf. Oh? And if'n ye had anythin' snitched by the little pink terror (and be not so embarrassed that ye be scuttlin' from yer room and tryin' not to be seen--yes, Anakin, I be lookin' at ye), Marty be wantin' to hear about it.

Revelin'
In the mornin' flower deliveries, Jake be gettin' more coffee (like he be needin' more coffee. My God, people. I be livin' with him. Have a little mercy.), Phoebe be gettin' non-threatenin' flowers, and Jayne be gettin' both flowers 'n weaponry.

Deb's be hoppin' tonight. Kitty 'n Angela be there talkin' about boys 'n klepto bunnies, Cally 'n Beka be endin' up there after Cally be apologizin' to Beka fer the detention debacle, and Lana 'n Archie and Anakin 'n Professor Amidala be there on dates. Professor Maclay be explainin' a bit about her hometown to Angela, who be curious about Angelus. Speakin' of Sunnydale, Professor Maclay be throwin' a party fer those who may hail from the place on Thursday.

In eatin'-related news that be not happenin' at Deb's, Allie and Logan be cookin' dinner together 'n generally bein' adorable.

Sam's in the junkyard lookin' to get to work on a motorbike, but she be gettin' distracted by Coach Ash, Janet and Elizabeth. And in case ye were wonderin', that paintin' that Coach Ash had? Totally not Janet. She swears.

Speakin' of Coach Ash, thar might be somethin' not-quite-right with him. Other than the thinkin' it was Thursday bit from yesterday, I mean. Fer one, he's been a mite strange with Professor Cregg this evenin', and with Callisto, and really, the less said about what he was sayin' to Shane, the better.

Phoebe 'n Jayne be talkin' about the flower threats that be sent t' Phoebe, and Rogue 'n Professor Cregg be talkin' about Rogue's Logan. Who be not one of the Logans at this school. Until I got here, I be knowin' no one named Logan. Now I can't keep them all straight. I need a drink.

Professor Maclay be gettin' to know Michael at the Emporium, and Paige 'n Professor Chaucer's romantic walk be interrupted by Loz. Sorry, Professor. I hear raw meat is good to bring down the swellin'.

Professor Cregg be walkin' back from cancelled Sunday Mass. She be offerin' cookin' advice to Paige, chattin' briefly with Aziraphale, and then runnin' into Callisto, who be up a tree 'n offerin' some insight into what be makin' Jack Harkness act so strangely in class. She be talkin' to Anders' experiences in Abnormal Psych class later in the day, too. She be not happy.

That be all from the Crow's Nest. Keep an eye out fer the Rover, and have a good night!

[OOC: And if all the daily threads aren't insane enough for you, we also have fh_fic for your cracktastic FH fic needs.]

Pirate Radio, October 17

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If ye be havin' a parent, guardian, parole officer or other comin' to check up on ye fer Parents' Weekend, please be so kind as to fill out the form that the Student Council has put together.

Sign-ups be open fer Professor Chaucer's Introduction t' Western Literature 'n Creative Writin': Poetry. Thar be some prep work for both classes as well.

Thar be quizzes in Languages, mornin' announcements from Dean Bristow, and discussions o' family communication in Speech.

Students be learnin' about carbon datin' in Geology, gender roles in Anthropology, and what Coach Ash looks like in the shower in Art Appreciation. T'isn't enough rum in the world to make that image leave me, me friends, let me tell ye. I've been drinkin' steadily since class let out, and yeah, still thar.

Rover be teachin' Journalism today, where they be discussin' censorship. Rover do be lookin' mighty fine in his suit, and Delerium be lookin' quite fetchin' as a beach ball.

Sociology class be talkin' about modifications to the judicial system 'n situations were a person wouldn't be responsible fer murder. Egyptian Archeology be as incomprehensible to me as always, as was Quantum Physics, where students be theorizin' about what life at Fandom High would be like if some events here had turned out differently. And the Doctor 'n Jack Harkness be talkin' after class about the future.

The library be open, and among the patrons today thar be a cyborg 'n a beach ball. I do be lovin' this place.

Thar be a discussion of frailty in Lifestyles today. Lily be wantin' to help people. Paige be evil. Hamlet be broodin'. Student be learnin' about the origins o' the Celtic people in Celtic Studies, and pickin' essay topics in Political Science.

Thar be fallout from the "which of yer classmates is really a robot" experiment of last week in Cyborg Relations, mass boredom in World History, and no one at all in East Asian History.

Although we be respectin' Professor Maclay's rule about what be said in Ethics Class be stayin' in Ethics class, we must be passin' along the rumor that Buffy 'n Angelus be havin' quite the war of words thar today. Parker also be swingin' by to say hello durin' office hours.

Thar be puppies in study hall. Parker 'n Faith be attacked by said puppies, and be not likin' it, not one bit. Rory 'n Angelus be havin' slightly different reactions. Belthazor 'n Phoebe be havin' a heart-to-heart, Cally 'n Cam be chattin' about many things, includin' Cally's self-imposed nobility ban, Harry 'n Draco be glarin' 'n throwin' paper. And Marty be makin' a right ass o' himself.

Which be bringin' me to me next item: if ye be eatin' ham 'n cheese or peanut butter 'n jelly in the cafeteria, well, ye have no one to blame but yerselves. The clinic can't be helpin' ye and the Chef says it'll be wearin' off in a few hours. *plays Voulez Vous by ABBA*

Roomin'
Thar be an absolute crap-load o' flowers bein' delivered to the dorms today. Janet, fer one, be not-so-appreciative of the tons 'n tons of flowers Professor Jackson be sendin' her, as they be aggrevatin' her allergies. Not a way t'impress her, Professor.

Crichton be explainin' to Aeryn why he and Cam felt compelled to beat on each other in a manly way yesterday, and Janet be spinnin' the tale of planet-savin' antihistamines. We also be hearin' rumors of a pillow fight. With girls. I be not knowin' their state o' dress, though, so don't be callin' t'ask.

Shep 'n Beka be talkin' about Beka resignin' from the Student Council, Sawyer be teachin' Harry how to smoke, and Marty be makin' an ass of himself outside the dorms. At least it be not ABBA, or banthabell.

Jack Harkness 'n Vala be commiseratin' about their strange (and in some cases, homicidal) Abnormal Psychology-related behavior.

Sark-kitty be having a very bad day. Although a good pettin' from Callisto be helpin' him a bit.

Revelin'
In extracurricular-type activities, the latest edition of Fandom Hightimes be up, thar be plenty o' swashin' 'n bucklin' at this week's Fencin' Club, Scooter be startin' up an Audio-Visual Club, and Kitty be startin' up a Dance Club.

Thar be flowers fer Paige 'n Jake, and another threat fer Phoebe.

Rumor has it that Professor Maclay be seekin' legal advice from Lilah over at Wolfram & Hart. Rumor also says that Angelus be callin' over there today, too. Of course, this all be wild speculation because we be not so stupid as to be listenin' in to a privileged conversation between lawyers 'n clients.

Michael 'n Aziraphale be talkin' shop (literally), before Michael be runnin' into a pissed-off dumped-by-Professor-Chauer Paige, who be cursin' him. That be not very polite. Especially since Michael now be lookin' fer lots 'n lots o' meaningless sex, ignorin' his partner and hittin' on everyone that goes past. Sorry about that, Professor Chaucer. Although Yazoo seems to be okay wit' it.

His mom's givin' him a talkin' too. His partner be none too pleased by developments, either.

Chaucer be talkin' to Han 'n Shane about the break-up. Sonia 'n Beethoven be singin' ABBA at him. I be not sure if that be helpin' matters.

Paige, on the other hand, is bein' absolutely ridiculous with Sawyer at Spike's before he be kickin' them out. And firin' them. Good fer ye, Spike.

In non-Paige related-pub news, Spike be catchin' up with Drusilla 'n it be disturbin' really disturbin' sweet. Professor Beeblebrox be thar too, drinkin' with Lilah, Professor Maclay 'n Spike. And Tara be tryin' to catch with Spike, who be not recognizin' her. Damn those space-time thingies.

Parker 'n Jack Harkness be talkin' about lollipops 'n Parents' Weekend at the Perk, Professor Maclay be worried about Maia at Deb's, Professor Cregg 'n Methos be watchin' a movie (interestin' shirt choice, thar, Professor), and then Professor Cregg 'n the Doctor be going fer a drive in her new car.

That be all from the Crow's Nest. Keep an eye out fer the Rover, and have a good night!