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Pirate Radio, October 17
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Readin', Writin', Rithamatic
If ye be havin' a parent, guardian, parole officer or other comin' to check up on ye fer Parents' Weekend, please be so kind as to fill out the form that the Student Council has put together.
Sign-ups be open fer Professor Chaucer's Introduction t' Western Literature 'n Creative Writin': Poetry. Thar be some prep work for both classes as well.
Thar be quizzes in Languages, mornin' announcements from Dean Bristow, and discussions o' family communication in Speech.
Students be learnin' about carbon datin' in Geology, gender roles in Anthropology, and what Coach Ash looks like in the shower in Art Appreciation. T'isn't enough rum in the world to make that image leave me, me friends, let me tell ye. I've been drinkin' steadily since class let out, and yeah, still thar.
Rover be teachin' Journalism today, where they be discussin' censorship. Rover do be lookin' mighty fine in his suit, and Delerium be lookin' quite fetchin' as a beach ball.
Sociology class be talkin' about modifications to the judicial system 'n situations were a person wouldn't be responsible fer murder. Egyptian Archeology be as incomprehensible to me as always, as was Quantum Physics, where students be theorizin' about what life at Fandom High would be like if some events here had turned out differently. And the Doctor 'n Jack Harkness be talkin' after class about the future.
The library be open, and among the patrons today thar be a cyborg 'n a beach ball. I do be lovin' this place.
Thar be a discussion of frailty in Lifestyles today. Lily be wantin' to help people. Paige be evil. Hamlet be broodin'. Student be learnin' about the origins o' the Celtic people in Celtic Studies, and pickin' essay topics in Political Science.
Thar be fallout from the "which of yer classmates is really a robot" experiment of last week in Cyborg Relations, mass boredom in World History, and no one at all in East Asian History.
Although we be respectin' Professor Maclay's rule about what be said in Ethics Class be stayin' in Ethics class, we must be passin' along the rumor that Buffy 'n Angelus be havin' quite the war of words thar today. Parker also be swingin' by to say hello durin' office hours.
Thar be puppies in study hall. Parker 'n Faith be attacked by said puppies, and be not likin' it, not one bit. Rory 'n Angelus be havin' slightly different reactions. Belthazor 'n Phoebe be havin' a heart-to-heart, Cally 'n Cam be chattin' about many things, includin' Cally's self-imposed nobility ban, Harry 'n Draco be glarin' 'n throwin' paper. And Marty be makin' a right ass o' himself.
Which be bringin' me to me next item: if ye be eatin' ham 'n cheese or peanut butter 'n jelly in the cafeteria, well, ye have no one to blame but yerselves. The clinic can't be helpin' ye and the Chef says it'll be wearin' off in a few hours. *plays Voulez Vous by ABBA*
Roomin'
Thar be an absolute crap-load o' flowers bein' delivered to the dorms today. Janet, fer one, be not-so-appreciative of the tons 'n tons of flowers Professor Jackson be sendin' her, as they be aggrevatin' her allergies. Not a way t'impress her, Professor.
Crichton be explainin' to Aeryn why he and Cam felt compelled to beat on each other in a manly way yesterday, and Janet be spinnin' the tale of planet-savin' antihistamines. We also be hearin' rumors of a pillow fight. With girls. I be not knowin' their state o' dress, though, so don't be callin' t'ask.
Shep 'n Beka be talkin' about Beka resignin' from the Student Council, Sawyer be teachin' Harry how to smoke, and Marty be makin' an ass of himself outside the dorms. At least it be not ABBA, or banthabell.
Jack Harkness 'n Vala be commiseratin' about their strange (and in some cases, homicidal) Abnormal Psychology-related behavior.
Sark-kitty be having a very bad day. Although a good pettin' from Callisto be helpin' him a bit.
Revelin'
In extracurricular-type activities, the latest edition of Fandom Hightimes be up, thar be plenty o' swashin' 'n bucklin' at this week's Fencin' Club, Scooter be startin' up an Audio-Visual Club, and Kitty be startin' up a Dance Club.
Thar be flowers fer Paige 'n Jake, and another threat fer Phoebe.
Rumor has it that Professor Maclay be seekin' legal advice from Lilah over at Wolfram & Hart. Rumor also says that Angelus be callin' over there today, too. Of course, this all be wild speculation because we be not so stupid as to be listenin' in to a privileged conversation between lawyers 'n clients.
Michael 'n Aziraphale be talkin' shop (literally), before Michael be runnin' into a pissed-off dumped-by-Professor-Chauer Paige, who be cursin' him. That be not very polite. Especially since Michael now be lookin' fer lots 'n lots o' meaningless sex, ignorin' his partner and hittin' on everyone that goes past. Sorry about that, Professor Chaucer. Although Yazoo seems to be okay wit' it.
His mom's givin' him a talkin' too. His partner be none too pleased by developments, either.
Chaucer be talkin' to Han 'n Shane about the break-up. Sonia 'n Beethoven be singin' ABBA at him. I be not sure if that be helpin' matters.
Paige, on the other hand, is bein' absolutely ridiculous with Sawyer at Spike's before he be kickin' them out. And firin' them. Good fer ye, Spike.
In non-Paige related-pub news, Spike be catchin' up with Drusilla 'n it bedisturbin' really disturbin' sweet. Professor Beeblebrox be thar too, drinkin' with Lilah, Professor Maclay 'n Spike. And Tara be tryin' to catch with Spike, who be not recognizin' her. Damn those space-time thingies.
Parker 'n Jack Harkness be talkin' about lollipops 'n Parents' Weekend at the Perk, Professor Maclay be worried about Maia at Deb's, Professor Cregg 'n Methos be watchin' a movie (interestin' shirt choice, thar, Professor), and then Professor Cregg 'n the Doctor be going fer a drive in her new car.
That be all from the Crow's Nest. Keep an eye out fer the Rover, and have a good night!
Readin', Writin', Rithamatic
If ye be havin' a parent, guardian, parole officer or other comin' to check up on ye fer Parents' Weekend, please be so kind as to fill out the form that the Student Council has put together.
Sign-ups be open fer Professor Chaucer's Introduction t' Western Literature 'n Creative Writin': Poetry. Thar be some prep work for both classes as well.
Thar be quizzes in Languages, mornin' announcements from Dean Bristow, and discussions o' family communication in Speech.
Students be learnin' about carbon datin' in Geology, gender roles in Anthropology, and what Coach Ash looks like in the shower in Art Appreciation. T'isn't enough rum in the world to make that image leave me, me friends, let me tell ye. I've been drinkin' steadily since class let out, and yeah, still thar.
Rover be teachin' Journalism today, where they be discussin' censorship. Rover do be lookin' mighty fine in his suit, and Delerium be lookin' quite fetchin' as a beach ball.
Sociology class be talkin' about modifications to the judicial system 'n situations were a person wouldn't be responsible fer murder. Egyptian Archeology be as incomprehensible to me as always, as was Quantum Physics, where students be theorizin' about what life at Fandom High would be like if some events here had turned out differently. And the Doctor 'n Jack Harkness be talkin' after class about the future.
The library be open, and among the patrons today thar be a cyborg 'n a beach ball. I do be lovin' this place.
Thar be a discussion of frailty in Lifestyles today. Lily be wantin' to help people. Paige be evil. Hamlet be broodin'. Student be learnin' about the origins o' the Celtic people in Celtic Studies, and pickin' essay topics in Political Science.
Thar be fallout from the "which of yer classmates is really a robot" experiment of last week in Cyborg Relations, mass boredom in World History, and no one at all in East Asian History.
Although we be respectin' Professor Maclay's rule about what be said in Ethics Class be stayin' in Ethics class, we must be passin' along the rumor that Buffy 'n Angelus be havin' quite the war of words thar today. Parker also be swingin' by to say hello durin' office hours.
Thar be puppies in study hall. Parker 'n Faith be attacked by said puppies, and be not likin' it, not one bit. Rory 'n Angelus be havin' slightly different reactions. Belthazor 'n Phoebe be havin' a heart-to-heart, Cally 'n Cam be chattin' about many things, includin' Cally's self-imposed nobility ban, Harry 'n Draco be glarin' 'n throwin' paper. And Marty be makin' a right ass o' himself.
Which be bringin' me to me next item: if ye be eatin' ham 'n cheese or peanut butter 'n jelly in the cafeteria, well, ye have no one to blame but yerselves. The clinic can't be helpin' ye and the Chef says it'll be wearin' off in a few hours. *plays Voulez Vous by ABBA*
Roomin'
Thar be an absolute crap-load o' flowers bein' delivered to the dorms today. Janet, fer one, be not-so-appreciative of the tons 'n tons of flowers Professor Jackson be sendin' her, as they be aggrevatin' her allergies. Not a way t'impress her, Professor.
Crichton be explainin' to Aeryn why he and Cam felt compelled to beat on each other in a manly way yesterday, and Janet be spinnin' the tale of planet-savin' antihistamines. We also be hearin' rumors of a pillow fight. With girls. I be not knowin' their state o' dress, though, so don't be callin' t'ask.
Shep 'n Beka be talkin' about Beka resignin' from the Student Council, Sawyer be teachin' Harry how to smoke, and Marty be makin' an ass of himself outside the dorms. At least it be not ABBA, or banthabell.
Jack Harkness 'n Vala be commiseratin' about their strange (and in some cases, homicidal) Abnormal Psychology-related behavior.
Sark-kitty be having a very bad day. Although a good pettin' from Callisto be helpin' him a bit.
Revelin'
In extracurricular-type activities, the latest edition of Fandom Hightimes be up, thar be plenty o' swashin' 'n bucklin' at this week's Fencin' Club, Scooter be startin' up an Audio-Visual Club, and Kitty be startin' up a Dance Club.
Thar be flowers fer Paige 'n Jake, and another threat fer Phoebe.
Rumor has it that Professor Maclay be seekin' legal advice from Lilah over at Wolfram & Hart. Rumor also says that Angelus be callin' over there today, too. Of course, this all be wild speculation because we be not so stupid as to be listenin' in to a privileged conversation between lawyers 'n clients.
Michael 'n Aziraphale be talkin' shop (literally), before Michael be runnin' into a pissed-off dumped-by-Professor-Chauer Paige, who be cursin' him. That be not very polite. Especially since Michael now be lookin' fer lots 'n lots o' meaningless sex, ignorin' his partner and hittin' on everyone that goes past. Sorry about that, Professor Chaucer. Although Yazoo seems to be okay wit' it.
His mom's givin' him a talkin' too. His partner be none too pleased by developments, either.
Chaucer be talkin' to Han 'n Shane about the break-up. Sonia 'n Beethoven be singin' ABBA at him. I be not sure if that be helpin' matters.
Paige, on the other hand, is bein' absolutely ridiculous with Sawyer at Spike's before he be kickin' them out. And firin' them. Good fer ye, Spike.
In non-Paige related-pub news, Spike be catchin' up with Drusilla 'n it be
Parker 'n Jack Harkness be talkin' about lollipops 'n Parents' Weekend at the Perk, Professor Maclay be worried about Maia at Deb's, Professor Cregg 'n Methos be watchin' a movie (interestin' shirt choice, thar, Professor), and then Professor Cregg 'n the Doctor be going fer a drive in her new car.
That be all from the Crow's Nest. Keep an eye out fer the Rover, and have a good night!

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I also wanted to say that, as a newcomer to Fandom, I really appreciate the way you keep everyone informed about what's going on. Could I ask you to do me a favour, though? As you mentioned tonight, I'm worried about Maia. She's in a coma, and I think hearing familiar voices would help her, but I have no idea who her friends are. Would you mind putting out the call to ask her friends to drop by (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandom_clinic/26742.html) and see her?"
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Though technically Ash made a literal ass of himself so... hey there you go.