Fandom Radio, September 28

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Hey everyone, this is _gottahavefaith, and I'm here to tell you everything that happened today.

One quickie before I get into it- Mr. Ash made a stellar announcement, regarding the weapons ban drama. I'm totally getting to that later, kids.

Classes
(for those of you who actually go)

The Cookery class is open, for those of you who are interested. And Hank's making cookies from scratch.

Everyone's discussing Monstering in Journalism Class, which only makes me regret not taking that class even more.

Geology class is cancelled, and everyone's thrilled. Don't even lie.

In Speech Class, students are playing more trust games. Sadly, it doesn't appear that they've denegrated into sex games today. Everyone's handing in some homework in Quantum Physics class, and I'm not even going to pretend that I know what they're talking about.

Zero's setting up the Independent Study class- tomorrow night at seven. They're going to explore the forest, and see the violent moving trees. Great idea! I can nominate some people to go with, if you'd like.

In Music 101 students get snacks and talk about the songs they listened to. And, Mr. Ted? Can I just profess my love for your class roster? Thanks. He's also looking for a new TA for Band Practice class. The benefits seem great.

Sociology Classes are talking about immortality and deviants. And I heard mention of both Elvis, goths, and porn. In World History, everyone's handing in their essays and taking note. Sadly, no goth!Elvis porn in there.

In the library, Janet and Parker are doing some talking about the election.

Apparently, the Chef and his chicken are determined to do something strange every day. Shock. Today they're serving throwing rolls, or something.

And Scooter fixed all the bathrooms! Yay!

In Study Hall, there's a lot of talk about the elections, and normal gossip. That's all.

Oh, wait, except not at all. The weapons ban debate is totally out of hand. Kids, calm down. You'd think someone was getting castrated or murdered or something
And, honestly, if someone really really wanted to kill you, it probably would have happened already.

And a quick break for a campaign ad( ... )

The Dorms
(Or, as I like to refer to them: Love Shack! *song plays quietly in the background*)

There's a few flower deliveries. Rogue is helping the girls find homecoming dresses, Quinn is offering her expertise in fashion to anyone who needs homecoming help, and the common room is being horribly misused by Angelus and Beka. Poor Cally. Poor room.

*exaggerated sigh* And the weapons mess has spread to the dorms. Can't you all just hug it out?

Piper apologizes to Lindsay for blowing up his fridge. And hey, they each got a homecoming date out of it. Good job kids.

There's homecoming campaign posters everywhere. And, Angelus, I thought it was about the overhanging forehead?

And, in the realm of politics, Draco is posting one hell of a classy poster for his presidental run, and D'anna's Photojournalism Homework is looking awesome.

Jake seems to be a girl. Coffee, is clearly not helping. Even a trip to the clinic doesn't help. Hell, even I feel too bad for him to mock him, which, stop and marvel at the concept.

And here's yet another campaign ad, from the stellar ( Rory )

Off-Campus
(or, where you can use your weapons and not worry about the Principal kicking your ass)

Apparently, my co-worker Paige was fired by Spike last night for pissing off the boss. She's not happy, even moreso after Angelus explains that pissing Spike off probably isn't the best idea. Turns out she's re-hired, and Balthazor is automatically getting screwed every time he comes into the bar. And not just by his 'big gay vampire boyfriend', as the cool kids are saying.

In Wonka's candy shop, Rory buys apology candy for Logan, and Maia and Prof. Quayle meet up before heading to his garden.

In Spike's, Maia and Paige talk about Maia'srelationship with Prof. Silde forever and ever and my god I don't care. And also? Total squick Relationships that don't include me are totally not interesting.. Rory buys a bottle of scotch, Paige and Piper have a sisterly chat about homecoming and tattoos, and Han and Paige discuss grand romantic gestures. Which leads to sky writing. Nope, not kidding.

Cam and Vala go on a date, and it's disgustingly sweet. There's a fuschia plate special at Deb's, but it can't be any weirder than the cafeteria, so I'm not going to think about it too much. Marty's teaching Chaucer to shoot guns at the firing range, but unlike last time he taught someone how to use a gun, Marty does not get shot in his ass.

Buisness is booming at the book shop, with Angela, Prof. Cregg, the Doctor, and all manner of people. Unfortunately, CJ and the Doctor get into a lover's spat, and she storms off from the store.

And in the Perkolator, Jayne talks (and totally isn't whiny at all) to Bagoas about dropping out of school. He convinces Jayne to stay anyway.

And, according to B, I'm not allowed to alter or throw out any of the campaign materials. So, here's an ad from ( Marty )

While we're on the subject of campaigns, I'll be holding a lap-dance fundraiser to raise campaign funds for my run for school secretary. Hope to see you there! (time/place will be announced, I swear!)