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Fandom Radio, September 28
Hey everyone, this is ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
_gottahavefaith, and I'm here to tell you everything that happened today.
One quickie before I get into it- Mr. Ash made a stellar announcement, regarding the weapons ban drama. I'm totally getting to that later, kids.
Classes
(for those of you who actually go)
The Cookery class is open, for those of you who are interested. And Hank's making cookies from scratch.
Everyone's discussing Monstering in Journalism Class, which only makes me regret not taking that class even more.
Geology class is cancelled, and everyone's thrilled. Don't even lie.
In Speech Class, students are playing more trust games. Sadly, it doesn't appear that they've denegrated into sex games today. Everyone's handing in some homework in Quantum Physics class, and I'm not even going to pretend that I know what they're talking about.
Zero's setting up the Independent Study class- tomorrow night at seven. They're going to explore the forest, and see the violent moving trees. Great idea! I can nominate some people to go with, if you'd like.
In Music 101 students get snacks and talk about the songs they listened to. And, Mr. Ted? Can I just profess my love for your class roster? Thanks. He's also looking for a new TA for Band Practice class. The benefits seem great.
Sociology Classes are talking about immortality and deviants. And I heard mention of both Elvis, goths, and porn. In World History, everyone's handing in their essays and taking note. Sadly, no goth!Elvis porn in there.
In the library, Janet and Parker are doing some talking about the election.
Apparently, the Chef and his chicken are determined to do something strange every day. Shock. Today they're serving throwing rolls, or something.
And Scooter fixed all the bathrooms! Yay!
In Study Hall, there's a lot of talk about the elections, and normal gossip. That's all.
Oh, wait, except not at all. The weapons ban debate is totally out of hand. Kids, calm down.You'd think someone was getting castrated or murdered or something
And, honestly, if someone really really wanted to kill you, it probably would have happened already.
And a quick break for a campaign ad
***Xena's Theme starts***
The Hottest Ticket in Town Presents: ALANNA TREBOND! SECURITY OFFICER!
When you need protection on campus, you turn to Rover, a friendly white ball! But you also turn to the SCHOOL SECURITY OFFICER!!!
Alanna Trebond has years of experience! A sharp weapon! And the ability to face down malefactors and say: NO WAY!
Responsible! Brave! Resourceful! Armed by magic! And faces down Dr. House daily!!
Don't say can't be done!
Alanna says: It can be done!
VOTE FOR ALANNA-- Part of the Hottest Ticket in Town! Superheroes for a Super School!
Paid for by the Committee to Elect the Hottest Ticket in Town
The Dorms
(Or, as I like to refer to them: Love Shack! *song plays quietly in the background*)
There's a few flower deliveries. Rogue is helping the girls find homecoming dresses, Quinn is offering her expertise in fashion to anyone who needs homecoming help, and the common room is being horribly misused by Angelus and Beka. Poor Cally. Poor room.
*exaggerated sigh* And the weapons mess has spread to the dorms. Can't you all just hug it out?
Piper apologizes to Lindsay for blowing up his fridge. And hey, they each got a homecoming date out of it. Good job kids.
There's homecoming campaign posters everywhere.And, Angelus, I thought it was about the overhanging forehead?
And, in the realm of politics, Draco is posting one hell of a classy poster for his presidental run, and D'anna's Photojournalism Homework is looking awesome.
Jake seems to be a girl. Coffee, is clearly not helping. Even a trip to the clinic doesn't help. Hell, even I feel too bad for him to mock him, which, stop and marvel at the concept.
And here's yet another campaign ad, from the stellar
*Beethoven's 'Moonlight Sonata' begins to play*
"Hi there. This is Rory Gilmore.
Are you tired of feeling cut-off from your fellow students?
Do you want to feel more involved with your student government?
Then vote Rory Gilmore for Student Relations Officer!
Once in office, I plan to enact numerous plans that will keep the students at Fandom High from feeling alienated - from their government, their teachers, and their fellow students.
For instance, due to a clamor of requests, I'm going to instigate a clean, background-checking dating service, for those students who are perhaps too shy to reach out to their fellow students.
I will also be keeping the student body as a whole aware of the activities within their government - because I know that you want to feel involved.
Finally, check out these endorsements - from my teachers:
"Rory Gilmore is a wonderful person and from what I can tell, a social chameleon. She can jump into darn near any group in the school and be accepted. Superheroes, journalists, male Celine Dion fans... It's uncanny! There's no better choice for Student Relations!" - Professor Tickbugofjustice
“Rory, you are a charming student who is dedicated to this school. I'm glad you're in my class.” – Professor CJ Creggprof_cregg
From my fellow students:
"I think you are a very lovely person, a good friend, very dedicated to your work. An all around good candidate." - Elizabeth Swannlizzy_turner
"You're really nice and you really care about people! I mean otherwise you wouldnt't have helped out Hank, Ed, and me." – Sorasunny_skyes
And even from another candidate!
"I fully support Rory Gilmore as a candidate for the student relations position. She's a class act and a good friend to all." – Martin Blankoatmanspatient.
So - trust your teachers, and friends, and more than anything - trust Rory."
Paid for by the Committee to Elect the Hottest Ticket Ever/Campaign to Get Rover a Suit
Off-Campus
(or, where you can use your weapons and not worry about the Principal kicking your ass)
Apparently, my co-worker Paige was fired by Spike last night for pissing off the boss. She's not happy, even moreso after Angelus explains that pissing Spike off probably isn't the best idea. Turns out she's re-hired, and Balthazor is automatically getting screwed every time he comes into the bar.And not just by his 'big gay vampire boyfriend', as the cool kids are saying.
In Wonka's candy shop, Rory buys apology candy for Logan, and Maia and Prof. Quayle meet up before heading to his garden.
In Spike's, Maia and Paige talk about Maia'srelationship with Prof. Sildeforever and ever and my god I don't care. And also? Total squick Relationships that don't include me are totally not interesting.. Rory buys a bottle of scotch, Paige and Piper have a sisterly chat about homecoming and tattoos, and Han and Paige discuss grand romantic gestures. Which leads to sky writing. Nope, not kidding.
Cam and Vala go on a date, and it's disgustingly sweet. There's a fuschia plate special at Deb's, but it can't be any weirder than the cafeteria, so I'm not going to think about it too much. Marty's teaching Chaucer to shoot guns at the firing range, but unlike last time he taught someone how to use a gun, Marty does not get shot in his ass.
Buisness is booming at the book shop, with Angela, Prof. Cregg, the Doctor, and all manner of people. Unfortunately, CJ and the Doctor get into a lover's spat, and she storms off from the store.
And in the Perkolator, Jayne talks (and totally isn't whiny at all) to Bagoas about dropping out of school. He convinces Jayne to stay anyway.
And, according to B, I'm not allowed to alter or throw out any of the campaign materials. So, here's an ad from
My name is Martin Blank and I approve this message."
*Patriotic Music Begins*
"In these harrowing times of turmoil here at fandomhigh the need for a Securities Officer with character and integrity becomes more and more apparent. My name is Martin Blank and I am that person. If I wasn't that person could I get this kind of ringing endorsement?"
geoff_chaucer
"A worthy man, as well a gentil knight,
Hardy wardeyne unto all maner wight.
Lusty, lowely, benygne; he levest chivalrye,
Trouthe and honour, fredom and curteisye.
In werre bene honored for his worthinesse,
And also he kithe muchel quicknesse.
And though that he his worthy, he his wys,
And evermore he hawe a sovereyne prys."
"Martin Blank for Securities Officer"
"Paid for by the commitee to elect Martin Blank"
******
"My name is Martin Blank and I approve this message."
*Patriotic Music Begins*
"In these harrowing times of turmoil here at![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
fandomhigh the need for a Securities Officer with character and integrity becomes more and more apparent. My name is Martin Blank and I am that person. If I wasn't that person could I get this kind of ringing endorsement?"
best_bang_yet
If you vote for Martin Blank, he probably won't kill you when he finally snaps. We all know the day's fast approaching. You people like not being shot in the head, right? Humans can't live without intact heads? So, vote Marty, don’t get shot in the head, killed with a fork, or what have you. Sass that?
"Martin Blank for Securities Officer"
"Paid for by the commitee to elect Martin Blank"
While we're on the subject of campaigns, I'll be holding a lap-dance fundraiser to raise campaign funds for my run for school secretary. Hope to see you there!(time/place will be announced, I swear!)
_gottahavefaith, and I'm here to tell you everything that happened today. One quickie before I get into it- Mr. Ash made a stellar announcement, regarding the weapons ban drama. I'm totally getting to that later, kids.
Classes
(for those of you who actually go)
The Cookery class is open, for those of you who are interested. And Hank's making cookies from scratch.
Everyone's discussing Monstering in Journalism Class, which only makes me regret not taking that class even more.
Geology class is cancelled, and everyone's thrilled. Don't even lie.
In Speech Class, students are playing more trust games. Sadly, it doesn't appear that they've denegrated into sex games today. Everyone's handing in some homework in Quantum Physics class, and I'm not even going to pretend that I know what they're talking about.
Zero's setting up the Independent Study class- tomorrow night at seven. They're going to explore the forest, and see the violent moving trees. Great idea! I can nominate some people to go with, if you'd like.
In Music 101 students get snacks and talk about the songs they listened to. And, Mr. Ted? Can I just profess my love for your class roster? Thanks. He's also looking for a new TA for Band Practice class. The benefits seem great.
Sociology Classes are talking about immortality and deviants. And I heard mention of both Elvis, goths, and porn. In World History, everyone's handing in their essays and taking note. Sadly, no goth!Elvis porn in there.
In the library, Janet and Parker are doing some talking about the election.
Apparently, the Chef and his chicken are determined to do something strange every day. Shock. Today they're serving throwing rolls, or something.
And Scooter fixed all the bathrooms! Yay!
In Study Hall, there's a lot of talk about the elections, and normal gossip. That's all.
Oh, wait, except not at all. The weapons ban debate is totally out of hand. Kids, calm down.
And, honestly, if someone really really wanted to kill you, it probably would have happened already.
And a quick break for a campaign ad
***Xena's Theme starts***
The Hottest Ticket in Town Presents: ALANNA TREBOND! SECURITY OFFICER!
When you need protection on campus, you turn to Rover, a friendly white ball! But you also turn to the SCHOOL SECURITY OFFICER!!!
Alanna Trebond has years of experience! A sharp weapon! And the ability to face down malefactors and say: NO WAY!
Responsible! Brave! Resourceful! Armed by magic! And faces down Dr. House daily!!
Don't say can't be done!
Alanna says: It can be done!
VOTE FOR ALANNA-- Part of the Hottest Ticket in Town! Superheroes for a Super School!
Paid for by the Committee to Elect the Hottest Ticket in Town
The Dorms
(Or, as I like to refer to them: Love Shack! *song plays quietly in the background*)
There's a few flower deliveries. Rogue is helping the girls find homecoming dresses, Quinn is offering her expertise in fashion to anyone who needs homecoming help, and the common room is being horribly misused by Angelus and Beka. Poor Cally. Poor room.
*exaggerated sigh* And the weapons mess has spread to the dorms. Can't you all just hug it out?
Piper apologizes to Lindsay for blowing up his fridge. And hey, they each got a homecoming date out of it. Good job kids.
There's homecoming campaign posters everywhere.
And, in the realm of politics, Draco is posting one hell of a classy poster for his presidental run, and D'anna's Photojournalism Homework is looking awesome.
Jake seems to be a girl. Coffee, is clearly not helping. Even a trip to the clinic doesn't help. Hell, even I feel too bad for him to mock him, which, stop and marvel at the concept.
And here's yet another campaign ad, from the stellar
*Beethoven's 'Moonlight Sonata' begins to play*
"Hi there. This is Rory Gilmore.
Are you tired of feeling cut-off from your fellow students?
Do you want to feel more involved with your student government?
Then vote Rory Gilmore for Student Relations Officer!
Once in office, I plan to enact numerous plans that will keep the students at Fandom High from feeling alienated - from their government, their teachers, and their fellow students.
For instance, due to a clamor of requests, I'm going to instigate a clean, background-checking dating service, for those students who are perhaps too shy to reach out to their fellow students.
I will also be keeping the student body as a whole aware of the activities within their government - because I know that you want to feel involved.
Finally, check out these endorsements - from my teachers:
"Rory Gilmore is a wonderful person and from what I can tell, a social chameleon. She can jump into darn near any group in the school and be accepted. Superheroes, journalists, male Celine Dion fans... It's uncanny! There's no better choice for Student Relations!" - Professor Tick
bugofjustice“Rory, you are a charming student who is dedicated to this school. I'm glad you're in my class.” – Professor CJ Cregg
prof_creggFrom my fellow students:
"I think you are a very lovely person, a good friend, very dedicated to your work. An all around good candidate." - Elizabeth Swann
lizzy_turner"You're really nice and you really care about people! I mean otherwise you wouldnt't have helped out Hank, Ed, and me." – Sora
sunny_skyesAnd even from another candidate!
"I fully support Rory Gilmore as a candidate for the student relations position. She's a class act and a good friend to all." – Martin Blank
oatmanspatient.So - trust your teachers, and friends, and more than anything - trust Rory."
Paid for by the Committee to Elect the Hottest Ticket Ever/Campaign to Get Rover a Suit
Off-Campus
(or, where you can use your weapons and not worry about the Principal kicking your ass)
Apparently, my co-worker Paige was fired by Spike last night for pissing off the boss. She's not happy, even moreso after Angelus explains that pissing Spike off probably isn't the best idea. Turns out she's re-hired, and Balthazor is automatically getting screwed every time he comes into the bar.
In Wonka's candy shop, Rory buys apology candy for Logan, and Maia and Prof. Quayle meet up before heading to his garden.
In Spike's, Maia and Paige talk about Maia'srelationship with Prof. Silde
Cam and Vala go on a date, and it's disgustingly sweet. There's a fuschia plate special at Deb's, but it can't be any weirder than the cafeteria, so I'm not going to think about it too much. Marty's teaching Chaucer to shoot guns at the firing range, but unlike last time he taught someone how to use a gun, Marty does not get shot in his ass.
Buisness is booming at the book shop, with Angela, Prof. Cregg, the Doctor, and all manner of people. Unfortunately, CJ and the Doctor get into a lover's spat, and she storms off from the store.
And in the Perkolator, Jayne talks (
And, according to B, I'm not allowed to alter or throw out any of the campaign materials. So, here's an ad from
My name is Martin Blank and I approve this message."
*Patriotic Music Begins*
"In these harrowing times of turmoil here at fandomhigh the need for a Securities Officer with character and integrity becomes more and more apparent. My name is Martin Blank and I am that person. If I wasn't that person could I get this kind of ringing endorsement?"
geoff_chaucer"A worthy man, as well a gentil knight,
Hardy wardeyne unto all maner wight.
Lusty, lowely, benygne; he levest chivalrye,
Trouthe and honour, fredom and curteisye.
In werre bene honored for his worthinesse,
And also he kithe muchel quicknesse.
And though that he his worthy, he his wys,
And evermore he hawe a sovereyne prys."
"Martin Blank for Securities Officer"
"Paid for by the commitee to elect Martin Blank"
******
"My name is Martin Blank and I approve this message."
*Patriotic Music Begins*
"In these harrowing times of turmoil here at
fandomhigh the need for a Securities Officer with character and integrity becomes more and more apparent. My name is Martin Blank and I am that person. If I wasn't that person could I get this kind of ringing endorsement?"best_bang_yetIf you vote for Martin Blank, he probably won't kill you when he finally snaps. We all know the day's fast approaching. You people like not being shot in the head, right? Humans can't live without intact heads? So, vote Marty, don’t get shot in the head, killed with a fork, or what have you. Sass that?
"Martin Blank for Securities Officer"
"Paid for by the commitee to elect Martin Blank"
While we're on the subject of campaigns, I'll be holding a lap-dance fundraiser to raise campaign funds for my run for school secretary. Hope to see you there!
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(OOC but IC to Angelus: Sorry, love. Public show and all that.)
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(And it's mparker16 for the limerick! < g >)
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