Pirate Radio, September 18

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Readin', Writin', 'Rithamatic
As a reminder, nobody (not teachers, students, or mostly alive cafeteria food) be allowed to be armed on campus. This be includin' guns, swords, pikes, throwin' stars, lightsabers, blasters, 'n nuclear weapons. There be a mighty lot o' whinin' about it but no one seems suicidal fool-hardy enough to be contestin' the rulin'.

Coach Ash be guardin' the drugs in the clinic now, so don't be tryin' to sneak in there after hours. Doctor House be staffin' the clinic tonight, 'n be gettin' his assistants Alanna 'n Allie to do all the paperwork for him. Smart man, that doc.

Roomin'
Joan 'n Alanna be playin' cards, eatin' chocolate, 'n talkin' about their pasts, and Cally, Crichton, Joan 'n Anders be chattin' in the hallway.

Thar be a robot dog on the loose. Not that this should be alarmin' to anyone 'round here, given what else be on the loose.

Beka be gettin' a talkin' to from Callisto fer her behavior over the weekend, 'n be decidin' t'split town fer a while.

Faith be warmin' Angelus up from his swim in the pool. Lucky Angelus.

Hamlet be continuin' his quest against the evils of cafeteria food, and Jonathan 'n Duo be cleanin' up an experiment that got a mite messy.

Thar be an anonymous list o' guidelines fer how to survive Fandom High, as well as an anonymous underground newspaper, the Tentacle. Neither of them mentioned me--I be hurt.

Revelin'
We be havin' a Homecomin' theme, Come As You Aren't, with a separate '80s theme fer the dance. I be very excited. If I remember correctly, the 1680s were a mighty fine decade fer revelin'. As to be expected, thar already be stress about who's goin' to go with who, beginnin' when Cam be askin Kara and she be sayin' yes. I'll be over here with the popcorn and watchin' the fallout.

River, Sam 'n Bender be rescuin' Chiana from a where she be chased up a tree. And then be tryin' to patch her up. And the Rover be on the case, too.

Meanwhile, Duce, Jake 'n Wednesday be lookin' for Oz after his night under the influence of the full moon.

Veronica 'n Kowalsky be out on a date at the beach, where conversation turns to their pasts 'n being dead. At Luke's this mornin' Rory 'n Professor Gilmore-Danes be chattin' about Rory's date Friday night.

There be a rather interesin' version of church bein' conducted in Fandom Town this mornin'.

Allie 'n Edward Scissorhands be talkin' in town, then meetin' up fer coffee.

Lots of folks be showin' up today to see the last showin's of "Red Eye" at the theater.

Veronica 'n Lilly be catchin' up with each other. And Veronica be gettin' much better at handlin' the whole "Lilly's dead" thin'. Good fer her.

Chloe be doin' a mite of breakin' 'n enterin' at the police station.

Geoff 'n Paige be spendin' most of the weekend together.

Wonka Sweet Shoppe still be hirin'.

Professor Sidle be missin' her gun, so she be gettin' drunk 'n chattin' up Maia in a bar. They be gettin' real cozy after, too.

Professor Cregg 'n the Doctor be chattin' at the TARDIS, then Professor Cregg be gettin' a tour of it.

Sheldon be headin' into Madam Satine's tonight, but I be not speculatin' as to what be goin' on behind those doors.

That be all from the crow's nest. Keep an eye out fer the Rover and have a good night!