Pirate Radio, September 16

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This be likeguidelines bringin' ye the news of Fandom High for this lovely Friday evenin'.

Readin', Writin', 'Rithamatic
Students be discussin' time paradoxes in Quantum Physics, takin' notes in East Asian History, talkin' about what civil war does to a civilization in History of the Ancient World, drinkin' coffee in Journalism, and be pickin' partners in Martial Arts class.

Thar be quizzes in Language Class and Anthropology, movies in Speech Comm, and discussions of Hinduism in Comparative Religions.

In the ancient Egyptian world, their hovercrafts were full of eels, accordin' to students in World History class today. Students be discussin' the best party they've ever attended in Perfect Party Plannin', and the role of government in Governments.

Sign-ups be available fer Celtic Language, Celtic Literature 'n Civilization, 'n Arthurian Traditions classes. And the Stargate crowd be not that all excited to see him.

In Study Hall, Marty 'n Angela be flirtin', and Sheldon be talkin' to Rogue, then be headin' to the principal's office.

He'll be joinin' Jayne, Angelus, Edward, Roy, Six, and a load of folks from Journalism class fer detention this weekend. I be gettin' there early for a good seat--hope to see ye there, too.

We be havin' a a school song. It not be a sea shanty, o' course, but I find quite catchy all the same.

Professor Methos be hirin' his library assistants, and Janet be abusin' her privileges already. I like that in a lass.

Shots be fired by Bagoas, leadin' him to an encounter wit' Professor Jerusalem 'n the Rover.

Dr. House be in the clinic tonight.

And happy birthday to Professor Sidle.

Roomin'
Let's see if I can figger out Operation Manchurian Candidate. First Parker 'n Rogue be talkin' to Professor Drusilla, then Elizabeth Weir be druggin' up Crichton and Cam. She then got Sam to help her move Crichton to Parker's room, where he be a mite decorated. And then a whole mess o' girls be takin' Cam to see Drusilla. Then they be stoppin' fer a celebratory drink. Parker had naught to do with any of it, o' course. And Crichton be wakin' up a trifle confused. And naked. And possibly thinkin' he be called Cam.

I be havin' a headache tryin' to keep up wit' it all.

A Sudden Epiphany Projectile be set off in the dorms today. And be reachin' all the way to Fandom Town.

Professor Sidle be entertainin' some guests in her room. And we know how hospitable Angelus can be when he's in the right frame of mind.

Revelin'
Here be the latest, most comprehensive listin' of who 'n what's in town. And a new tattoo parlor, which I be excited about.

The first meetin' of the Wrestlin' Club has left Draco a bit, um, sore. And the Homecomin' Homecomin' be tryin' to come up with a theme fer the dance on October 7. Anyone want to be squired there by a slightly rugged pirate? I be takin' applications.

Professor Cregg be puttin' the moves on the Doctor. (Not that the Doctor be noticin' right away, mind).

Detectives Logan and Briscoe be interviewin' Angelus, Belthazor, Logan, Draco and Faith about Wash's disappearance, then be workin' undercover. Hard to tell they were law enforcement, wasn't it?

Angelus be gettin' datin' advice from Professor Grissom. Excuse me, I'll be in this here corner laughin' meself sick.

Angelus 'n Belthazor's be plottin' schemin' out fer a perfectly innocent walk followin' their police interrogations

"Red Eye" be the movie showin' this week.

Maia be apologizin' to Rory fer yesterday.

Angela 'n Marty be havin' a good night at Championship Vinyl tonight.

Jake 'n Dom be chattin' at the Perkolator, while Han be wooin' Bagaos, and Duce 'n Chihaya be bumpin' into each other in town.

Professors Craig, Kiddo and Vandecamp be havin' drinks together, and Logan Huntzberger be havin' folks over fer poker and truth or dare.

And thar be a mostly naked man singin' in the courtyard. I believe this be havin' somethin' to do with the gigglin' comin' from rooms 239/240, but as I be not part of the Colorado Springs Survivors Club, I be not completely sure.

That be all from the crow's nest. Keep an eye out fer the Rover and have a good night!

[OOC: *is dead. OMG. so. much. coding.*]

Pirate Radio, September 17

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This be likeguidelines bringin' ye the hysteria 'n hijinks of this relatively quiet Saturday.

Readin', Writin', 'Rithamatic
Professor Tick be lookin' fer a sidekick.

And thar be a new gym teacher, who be havin' sign-ups fer his class.

The folks in detention this week be sufferin' from all manner of nightmares.

Hamlet, Duo 'n Luffy, the Really Loud Pirate (no relation, praise be) be on a fact-findin' mission in the cafeteria.

Roomin'
Today in "As Fandom High Be Turnin'": Cam be wakin' up 'n thinkin' he be Crichton. And Crichton be thinkin' he's Crichton, but people be tellin' him he be wrong. This be a mite stressful fer Beka, who be datin' Cam, who thinks he's Crichton and therefore thinks he be datin' Aeryn. So she and Aeryn be confessin' the whole scheme to Crichton. Who, obviously, did not take it well. Nor did Cam. Which led Beka to spar wit' Professor Camulus in the gym. Which naturally led to Beka needin' to head to the clinic.

All manner of students be watchin' Press Your Luck in the second floor common room, Aeryn 'n Archie be chattin', and Pheobe 'n Maia be talkin' about the future.

River be holdin' a meetin' to look into the mysterious disappearance o' Professor Hellboy, but gets interrupted because someone be forgettin' tonight's a full moon. And thar be werewolves afoot.

Revelin'
Thar be a new strip club in town. And the Old Firm be hirin'.

Marty 'n Angela be meetin' up at Luke's Diner, Maia 'n Paige be chattin' over ice cream, and Maia 'n Galdalf be bein' cryptic together in a field.

Max be lookin' for thespians (ye know, actor-types) to be signin' up fer a play, and Han be holdin' a yard sale out o' the back of the Milennium Falcon.

Satine 'n Inara be talkin' business in Pure Inebriation, The Doctor 'n Rose be drinkin' mojitos in front of the TARDIS, and then the Doctor be flirtin' awkwardly with Professor Cregg.

Sam, Parker, 'n D'anna be havin' conversation and drinks at Spike's Pub. Professor Methos be out on the town, too, with Coach Ash 'n Professor Kiddo,

Han 'n Bagaos be seein' "Red Eye" together.

One more thing. If ye haven't been readin' the new school guidelines, don't be comin' cryin' to me when Professor Jerusalem or Principal Connor comes down on ye like the wrath o' the Almighty.

That be all from the crow's nest. Keep an eye out fer the Rover and have a good night!