WTFH

I'm already regretting asking, but why are you tangled up in lights, Leroy?

*chittering*

Got into a fight with a bird. Right. I have only myself to blame there.

Let's just get straight into the notes.

Up the the School, it was finals all around, with History of Assasination giving presentations on an assassination that really made them think, and The Muiltverse is [bleep]ed having their wrap-up class in a slightly different, blonder dimension. Where hopefully blonde Summer doesn't have to deal with fuzzy stalkers. Rube Goldberg and You was cancelled on account of Beaker being arrested, a truly shocking turn of events that absolutely no one could have seen coming.

Despite getting the porg's hopes up the other day, the Dorms were again quiet, while in Town, it was an early holiday celebration at Furnado, while at the Trooper Station, Danny did not want to deal with the new jailbird Beaker, but don't worry, Sam was there to be "a real judgeypants". Over at Liliana's, the new creepy lurker had somet thigs to say about gentrification, which led to Ignis explaing what that even was to Liliana.

At the Devil's Nest, Tiny was more snowed on than Octavia, while at Caritas, it was the zombie band that had been playing in the snow, which just raises even more questions. Finally, Summer tormented Stark with her latest creations, before they talked about teaching together next semester.

One word. One word, Leroy, and my next hat is made of squirrel.

Up at the School, History of Assassination watched a musical about assassins, as you do, while The Multiverse is [bleep]ed went tiny, and Beaker's Bad Ideas forwent the fire in favour of an obstacle course for the tiny horses.

Nothing happened in the Dorms, and over in Town, tiny horses caused big chaos at Furnado, while Irene preferred tiny trains at Dite's, although Jon didn't really get it. At Diaz and Associates, Nancy was obsessed with fingerprints if you know what Leroy means, and we should all be thankful we don't.

There were posters all over the place for Tony's ugly sweater party.

The Devil's Nest saw Tiny building tiny feeders for tiny horses, while at Caritas...

*thump*

...stuff happened, ask your friends.

*chittering*

At Caritas, Summer had fond thoughts of making Tino's life difficult, as anyone who has to spend time with him does. Atton took to the stage, again, and the bar was busy. Cutter came by for Scotch and commentary on his bad life choices, as well as introductions with Liliana who also introduced herself to Connor, who was getting suspicious looks from Summer. Fully justified looks, since he and Cutter were apparently planning more terrible life choices. Not that Liliana was immune to this bad life choices business as she encouraged Summer to do terrible things to or with potatoes before flirting with Ignis and having a conversation that somehow went from shots to cannons with Stark. Nancy apparently likes red velvet and has been here a year, good for her? And was happy to share red velvet facts with Liliana. Ignis ended up in the bar by coincidence, not that that stopped him getting catty with Stark. Atton had a post song sparkly drink, and discussed religion with Liliana, while Stark was very concerned with the diets of those tiny horses.

Why are there muppet chickens in here? And because I don't actually care, will they be gone by the end of this broadcast?

Up at the School, The Multiverse is [bleep]ed went to a space arcade, while Beaker's class had muppet chickens, muppet turkeys, and terrifying music. Well, that answers one question and leaves me with many more.

The Dorms were deserted, as they so often are nowadays, while in Town, Liliana had beef with a Christmas ornament, I just read the notes, people, and at Caritas, Summer tried to prevent Tino from doing something regrettable, which sounds like a normal shift then, Stark promised her sexual favours in exchange for not having to eat the turkey jello, before making plans to go to the space arcade from her class.

Now get those chickens out of here.

You know, when there are more drunken squirrels in here than notes, I think you're getting paid too well.

Up at the School, Liliana was a sub for History of Assassination and it was apparently breathtaking, while The Multiverse is [bleeped] pretended to explore a world where Summer's family turned everyone into horrible mutants, and Beaker's class had gremlins in a 'secret tunnel, secret tunnel, through the mountain, secret, secret, secret secret tunnel'.

The porg doesn't do this to me, possibly because yet again nothing happened in Dorms.

In Town, Prompt was precariously prone under the puppy pile at Furnado, while at Diaz and Associates, Nancy was decorating, Irene was also decorating at Dite's, just differently, but it did inspire Liliana to consider gardening.

At Caritas, 'Tino, no', I'm not even going to speculate there. Atton actually used the stage, which means zombie Yoko's going to be coming for him. Over at the bar, Jesse couldn't get a song out of her head, Atton shared his tragic backstory with Summer, Raiden mourned the loss of the Margaritaville, and Stark was 'hatless'. I repeat, hatless.

Why is the porg covered in ink? And does it have anything to do with my notes being covered porg prints?

*chittering*

Adblock. Right. And the gremlin with the mallet by the door?

*chittering*

Agressive adblock. You know what, I don't even want to know. Anyway, apparently this broadcast is brought to you by a torn-up peice of paper covered in ink.

Up at the School, History of Assassination had the choice between a movie and a murder fieldtrip which I am contractually obliged to not condone, The Multiverse is [bleep]ed, discussed differences in corporate overlords. Finally, in not the worst idea on the island for a change, Beaker's class brainstormed ways to decline unwanted advertising offers. I'm guess that's what inspired the whole thing with the porg.

Nothing happened in at the Dorms, but that can only be a good thing, while in Town-



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*CLANG*

While in Town, things got worse. Mary was very displeased to wake in a Motel 6, while at the Lion's Den Irene worried about attracting truckers, though only Amaya, who's been having a long week, and an equally judgemental Margo and Jon showed up. At Diaz and Associates Nancy was tasked with finding a child lost in a coffee shop, good luck with that, while Prompto had the worst birthday gift when PetCo got rid of the puppy pen. Steve brought Danny beaver nuggests at the Trooper Station not dirty.

Eddie was distraught to find out The Man had taken over Dave and Busters, even though Anakin could've been more sympathetic, and Nancy suggested killing it with fire. The Waffle House saw Gray and Raiden doing some brotherly bonding, before Steve discovered the horrible truth about modern fast food.

Later, Gladio and Ignis baby sat, so Prompto and Liz could have a birthday dinner at the Cheesecake Factor. Over at Hooter's, Octavia was also celebrating her birthday,two weeks late, as you do, by not letting Eric kill it with fire. Irene, Lucifer, and Duke were all there to wish her happy birthday, though only one them brought a present.

Finally, Summer was not going to let working at Margaritaville cramp her jello shot style, and Leroy did a terrible job of trying to blot out the note about Stark coming by.

*chittering*

Because your feet look nothing like a porg's, now-



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*CLANG*

*CLANG-CLANG-CLANG*

No I haven't gotten any...why would you even? Just give me the notes, Leroy.

*paper shuffling*

Let's see what happened yesterday.

Up at the School, History of Assassination discussed murdering a salad, I'm not even going to try to understand that one, Multiverse had an interdimensional movie day, and Beaker's class had breakfast. That sounds remarkably ominous.

People continued to make the intern porg sad by doing nothing in Dorms, while in Town, Prompto was preparing for a Halloween Pet Parade at Furnado, Irene's trip planning at Dite's was interrupted by Marc and Jon, to talk dicks and dogs respectively, over at Diaz and Associates Nancy was googling some kind of holes, and Liliana and Ignis dancing in her kitchen. While at the Trooper Station there were a number of issues with spider webs.

Caritas had a similar issue made worse by Tino, and also possibly Atton's singing, which surprised Stark and Nancy, and that he followed up by talking about the trip with Summer and Anakin's age. Summer teased Stark by hiding the jello, and I don't care, Leroy, while Jane was not a fan of the spiderwebs getting in her hair, a fate Stark avoided. Neither was Nancy, but at least she had Jane's arms to distract her. Anakin accepted a jello shot of dubious quality before talking with Stark about his week, and Jane about how he avoided spiders in his hair. Cheating, apparently. Nancy apparently wanted to emulate his hair, oh that poor girl.

I could be sleeping, you know? Sound asleep in my own bed. Instead, I'm here, with you, Leroy.

*paper rustling*

Let's see, up at the School, History of Assassination had a lecture and a discussion about the difference between assasination and 'sparkling murder'. The Multiverse is [bleep]ed was about the diversity of the multiverse, which was code for fucked up planets, but I'm sure a lovely time was had by all, then talked about. Again, Why? found better ways to self-defenestrate themselves.

*chittering*

No, I'm sure going in the window with great force also counts.

*sad porg noises*

I'm sure you all recognise what that sound means for Dorm news, while over in Town, Prompto was buried under puppies at Furnado, a terrible fate Liliana saved him from so they could talk about guns. Make that "saved". Otherwise, Diaz and Associates was full of costumes, if they go missing, I would look at one of the people made of felt, Dite's was full of seasonal spooky sex toys, the Infinite Consortium was full of knives, and the Trooper Station was full of bread.

Watts refused pumpkin spice anything at the Perk, before heading on back to the old Murderhome to "read a book" with Steven.

Finally, over at Caritas, Summer was so excited about branching out into cocktail making, she nearly forgot that we don't encourage Tino. Ever. About anything. Stark came by to drink test, and that's where the notes become a sodden mess, so I'm guessing they were sickeningly cute.

Oh, Leroy it's you, what are you even...why is there a bird thing on the dresser?

*chittering*

What do you mean 'not for eating'?

*more chittering*

No, I haven't done anything to the teal deer. Just...just give me the notes and the microphone.

Up at the School we had classes. Shocking, I know. In History of Assassinations, Ghanima had a baby, with here, I assume, and had the class do introductions, always the easiest was to spent the first week. The Multiverse is [bleep]ed, You All, they visited two different Plutos after the lecture. Finally in Why Do We Even Have That Class?, Beaker finished his lecture by blowing a machine up then told the class to experiment with the wreckage.

No notes for the Dorms...

*sad porg noises*

...moving on. Over in Town, Dite's had a display of seasonal sextoys that scandalised Jon, and Amaya ignored in favour of sharing scones with Irene, probably not dirty, while over at Diaz and Associates, Nancy ran rampant with a labelmaker.

Over at the Midnight Murderhome, Watts and Steven made dinner that was 'probably not people'.

At the Devil's Nest, Octavia danced while Lucifer watched like a creeper, while at Caritas, Summer had serious concerns about Tino, nothing new there, but was distracted by Stark...

*despairing squirrel noises*

...distracted by Stark and they were, quote, 'adorable'.

*even more despairing squirrel noises*

Leroy, stop that.

Just once I'd like to sleep in, just once. Not get dive-bombed ny drunken rodents.

*paper shuffling*

No classes up at the School, while over in the Dorms, Peridot was unexpectedly packing for home.

And in Town, Furnado had a house hippo, Ino was not impressed. The Magic Box was full of 'bubbles, my bubbles', leaving unsure of the cause. Astrid spaced out in the Flower Shop. At Luke's, Mitsutada...what is wrong with you people? Miguel and Ino has so many questions. Including for each other. Kanan and Kaidan met for a talk about not talking. Kitty and Tino were cleaning up Caritas because Tino, while Rosa wondered what Tino was thinking. Rosa, your first mistake is assuming that he was.

So unless someone owns up to signing me up for these things, none of you get any rum today.

*chittering*

Yes, you can confess on someone else's behalf, I won't judge. Well, not that at least.

Up at the School, Blowing Things Up continues to be a font of bad ideas, now involving the fish, Fieldwork was about getting me time in cramped spaces, and Phys Ed learnt to waterski. I hope there were pictures.

Nothing in the Dorms, while in Town, Mitsutuda tried to fancy up Luke's, Norman turned into various animals at the Magic Box, Zack wanted to know why an octopus tried escaping Furnado, I feel like there's an obvious, Norman shaped answer there, and Astrid decorated flowerpots at the Flower Shop. Hannibal's ingredient scam was back on. Kitty was not at Caritas for zombie country music, because no one goes to Caritas for the music. Clint checked up on her, and Rosa wanted to know how to make the music stop. I suggest violence.

*chittering*

You find out where the rum is once you convince Leroy that's it's nice not to wake up to explosions and things on fire.

More classes up at the School, with Ino telling Leroy, No class to...well, I'm sure that's going to end well for all involved, Phys Ed playing tag, and Fieldwork doing a 'Nar Shaddaa snack run'.

In the follow up to something happening in the Dorms last week, Sabine turned back into a human, and Astrid was in deep, deep denial about the whole bird thing.

Over in Town, Liam wasn't a cat, much to Verity's excitement, Atton was working on his spaceship, when he got a call from Karina, Norman was attacked by confetti at the Magic Box, there was some kind of bird issue at the flower shop, jungle adventures at Holo-Scene, as well as surprise cakes at Dite's, which Christina was extremely judgemental of, Zack made the fish worse at Furnado, don't ask me how, and Kaidan apparently has delusions of grandeur, Liam decided to catch up on work at the Trooper Station, but probably regreted that decision when Kaidan and Rosa came in to dickswing and be unimpressed by same respectively.

Mitsutada got news about his class at >Luke's, and Hannibal continued his free ingredients scam.

At Caritas, Kitty probably should have tried blocking out the Zombie's music sooner, Seivarden had tea issues, Rosa had tea issues, Sevivarden music issues and Kaidan issues, which it seems like Seivarden also had, though kitty decided to serve him instead of ignoring him too, though she could have just used Tino instead, that's what he's for.

You know there's no actual need to bring the equipment here, I know where the studio is. Why do I even...?

Up at the School, Sabotage had a movie day, and Fieldwork had a movie day, they all had movie days, except Phys Ed. They did something with sticks.

Nothing at the Dorms while in Town, Edward had misplaced a crewmember at the Docks, Seivarden had tea in the Park, there were card-tricks at the Magic Box, and cute and fluffy animals at Furnado, where Christina found her dream dog. Astid was under the mistaken impression anything at all is normal about the flower shop, Counselling was open, Kaidan was writing at the Perk and recognised Hannibal, then later he was confused by the simple specials at Luke's.

Eating Out class gave Hannibal ingredients. Thrilling.

There was a lazy Kitty at Caritas, Seivarden wanted to know what was up with the rum, the squirrels are drunks, that's what's up, while Rosa was grumpy at Seivarden, and let her know about it, unfortunately no one let her know about the killjoy spell and Rosa ended up in the duckpond. Twice. Leaving Kanan confused about all the wet greenery about the place.

It's break, so naturally Leroy decided to show up to work early. With a blank sheet of paper, because he had the school beat.

So, yeah, nothing at the School, nothing in the Dorms, and over in Town, Atton was grumpy at the Perk, I know the feeling, and because we're friends for a reason, he solved it the same way I do, by starting a fight. I'm not sure whether Furnado's broody toad, or Covent Garden's dancing flowers were creepier, or maybe it was the shrinking shoes at the Magic Box where Jenkins announced he was leaving. Rosa had an accidental shift at the Trooper Station, there was target practice at the Holo-Scene and jokes Mitsutada didn't get at Luke's. Also puppies at Caritas. Rosa was a fan, Seivarden was more ambivalent, and the squirrels ship it.

*excited chittering*

Get. Off. Me. Now.

*chittering*

I swear you're worse than...just give me the notes.

Classes up at the School involved glitter bombs in Arts and Crafts, everything fake-dying in Zoology, and Fieldwork sight-seeing in 'scenic Malachor'.

The Dorms were quiet, and in Town, Norman read up on zombies at the Magic Box, which is actually more sensible than talking to the band, at Furnado, Miguel helped Zack find lost chameleons, Astrid had her first day at Covent Gardens, Hannibal was under the mistaken impression people might want to talk about last week, Mitsutada work out the menu for Luke's, and the Holo-Scene was for people pretending to be adults. Okay.

Miguel made dinner for his housemates, which impressed Liam, Kaidan also brought something over and got introduced to Reno and Mitsutada and wanted Liam to show him the troopers' armour, Reno wanted to know the occasion apparently him being skinny would be the worst, meanwhile Mitsuda and Miguel wondered what foods would go together, so I'm not going to be shocked if either of them have poisoned themselves.

The band's music was uninspired at Caritas, but that wasn't the case with Rosa's hair over the weekend, according to Kitty, and also Kanan if that drink offer is anything to go by, though Christina didn't remember anything about Rosa. At all. hough she had opinions on Kanan's hair, but he was a bit busy singing to avoid breaking the dartboard, Kitty then told Christina all about a much better time the island was insane, namely the flying sharks.

*chittering*

No, and I'm not going to after last week.

So let's see what happened up that the School. Looks like Arts & Crafts made candy wrapper jewellery. After the teachers ate all the candy. With predictable results. Earth Zoology watched a dinosaur fight, and Baby's First Fieldwork was full of bad ideas, possibly including what Peridot and Sabine would do in case of mugging.

The bad ideas kept coming in the Dorms, with Peridot and Jaylah committing more scientific horrors on that fish, and Astrid skipping class in favour of reading on the Deck, and that is why you bribe the squirrels, Astrid.

Over in Town, Zack decided to give all the cats at Furnado catnip, Zack, no. Norman spent his Magic Box shift reading, there was at lemur at the Post Office, inoffensive rocks at Groovy Tunes, and meat on the menu at Luke's. Kitty and Clint found out they were getting a kid from one of those weekends, which made her happy at Caritas, though Cristina didn't share her good mood, though Rosa and Kanan both approved.

Also, Sparkle threw himself a birthday party at Fast Eddie's. He got presents and makeouts from Leto, existential questions from Atton</>, who Karina was surprised as still alive for some reason, more presents from Eliot and Hannibal, as well as flowers from Seivarden and a hug from Minako. Sparkle was surprised to see Karina, something he talked about with Peter, and Miguel brought...spider vodka, which Karina was pretty nope about, which means it was probably involved in Cade's bad drinking decisions.

*chittering*

It's being repaired. Because reasons.

*chittering*

Shut up.

Nothing much happened up at the School, apart from the internet being out in the Library, much to Khadgar's disgruntlement. This was opposed to the Dorms, where nothing much happened at all. While over in Town, Norman was moping at the Magic Box, I assume because no one told him about the emo garden. Eponine had to deliver a bunch of restaurant coupons from the Post Office, because apparently people aren't getting enough cheap food already, Mitsutada was serving taiyaki at Luke's, and Zack checked his dog's papers at Furnado, which later led to at conversation with Ino about surnames and engagements.

Finally, at Caritas, Kitty planned class on her phone, which means her class is probably going to involve a lot of matching things in threes.

G'way. It's break week.

*chittering*

...fine.

Nothing happened at the School, because break, while something happened in the Dorms, with Sidon checking his fish tank. Most people just use the common room fridges, or they used to.

Meanwhile in Town, Seivarden Atlas's shooting range, Zack talked to a bomb at Furnado, sure makes sense, at The Magic Box, Norman took payment from a cat, Summer spent her last shift at Needful Things texting, Amaya deicided to try and work it off at Turtle and Canary, Raven got into a fight with the stereo at Groovy Tunes, anyone wanting to eat at Luke's was in for a grilling, Kitty's attempts at reading at Caritas were interrupted by Kanan retiring from drinking himself.

Well, at least it's shaping up to be slightly less terrible than last week.

*papers shuffling*

Classes up at the School involved weapons inspired by children in Creative Weaponry, gelatin art in Cookery, and pregnancy bellies in Don't Do the Thing, and for once that class actually makes sense, probably don't expect that to last. Also, Khadgar reshelved books in the library.

Nothing for the Dorms, while in Town, Ino got a reply from Reno about something to do with the weekend. At Covent Garden, Nathan had to... nope, while Zack played with puppies at Furnado. At Caritas, Kitty offered the first round for free, good plan, Kanan got a drink and his talk with Kitty sent him straight home to talk with Hera, Miguel broke Kitty's brain a little, Liam was just happy his kids seemed happy, and did the bonding thing with Miguel.

What the? What did you do tho these notes?

*chittering*

Insulation? How am I supposed to read these?

Up at the School, Creative Weaponry did a number of unwise things with ranged weapons and snow that they should probably all be grateful took place in the Danger Shop. Yang. Cooking was cancelled so Hannibal could go skiing, and Aphra decided to let her class find out Don't Do the Thing was cancelled the hard way, can someone make sure Sidon isn't an ice block?

Presumably everyone in the Dorms was hiding under blankets, while in Town, the flowers survived the storm. Yay. Summer ignored a moose at Needful Things, there were chickens at Furnado and Ino kept texting Zack because she was jealous. Of the chickens? Luke's served nothing but raw fish, Amaya was judgemental and rightly demanded steak. Raven played in the snow in the Park, and Kitty showed up at Caritas in wet jeans for much the same reason, Bobby told her about how much he enjoyed the weather, and Rosa and Kitty talked about their dogs. Don't let Magnus know.

And I thought you'd abandoned me for good.

*chittering*

That would be more gratifying if not for the implication you're not intimidated by me. Moving on.

At the School, Creative Weaponry took inspiration from the recent trip, Cookery focused on fruit, andDon't Do the Thing was cancelled because Aphra was fired.

*chittering*

Trust me, my life would've been much eaiser if we were able to do that.

Nothing happened in the Dorms, while in Town, there were fake rocks being ordered at Covent Gardens, Zack wanted to impress at hamster at Furnado, and I don't want to know why, Summer decided we needed more Chinese things at Needful Things, there was spy music at Groovy Tunes, and Raven told Kathy about the time she clubbed Quark, Kitty's planning a Tino is somehow going to ruin this party at Caritas, which Rosa tries to cheat at by getting in early.

Well, now that that's well and truly done with for another year, maybe I can get through this week's notes without any trouble.

Up at the School, Creative Weaponry fought a monster after spinning a wheel to modify weapons. That makes some kind of sense I'm sure. Cooking learnt about meat, and Don't Do the Thing got a movie day because none of them joined a cult, and once again I question this school's teaching standards.

All quiet on the Dorms front, while in Town, Nathan also had a very quiet day with the flowers. People could adopt pets again at Furnado, at least if they could get the puppies away from Zack. Summer had all the spoons at Needful Things, Raven liked a soundtrack at Groovy Tunes, Mitsutada was chill at Luke's, and Kitty was watching the Olympics at Caritas.

Do I even want to know what you're doing?

*chittering*

Thought as much, moving on to less disturbing things.

Up at the School, Amara told Creative Weaponry about making weapons out of soap, Cooking made marshmallows, and Aphra Didn't Do the Thing by not showing up.

The Dorms were quiet, and in Town, Needful Things got a late Christmas order, Nathan had to deal with creepy customers who need to go to a different store at Covent Gardens, then explaining said creepy customers to Octavia. Zack attempted to keep people from making even worse decisions than saying it with flowers at Furnado including Seivarden, who wasn't actually planning on doing that, Eponine had to deal with stamps and heart confetti at the Post Office, still better than flowers, at Groovy Tunes, Raven had questions about an eighties song, the answer probably was because it was an eighties song, and Liam went to the Gym where he and Octavia did a workout that involved nodding. Or something.

Leroy, no. No, Leroy. Leroy, stop.

*crashing sounds*

That came as a surprise to absolutely no one. Let's see if there's notes are any more surprising.

Up at the School, Creative Weaponry fought with fruit and vegetables...and that answers that question. Even odds whether that means the food was the weapons or the enemy, probably both in this place. Cookery talked sauces, which cover a multitude of cooking disasters, and Don't Do the Thing watched a movie. Apparently 'the thing' is teaching.

One of these days something will happen the Dorms and it'll be a shock to us all, while in Town, Zack took his new dog to Furnado while trying to hire someone to hug animals. Presumably he's going to warn them about Leroy. My notes about the flowers are kind of disturbing, but possibly not was disturbing as the statue Summer found at Needful Things or whatever 'arts and crafts' Kathy made at Dite's.

So everyone appears to have made it through the first week, now let's see how you handle something that isn't introductions.

Up at the School, Creative Weaponry had to stop 'zombies' getting into the classroom, since these were real traps, Hannibal probably had fun bringing Amaya food. Don't Do the Thing had a button. With a sign saying not to press it. I' think we can all guess what happened next. Gourmet Cooking boiled water, a true accomplishment, and made pasta, Summer wanted to be TA, and Alluka wanted a hug, because that's not creepy at all.

The Dorms were quiet, again, and over in Town, the complete lack of creepy things at Needful Things was probably a warning sign of some kind, Raven was into violent pictu-

*chittering*

Spell it properly next time, Leroy, at Groovy Tunes, Mitsutada was a show off at Luke's, and Eponine was playing games on her phone at the Post Office.

Do I even want to know where all this junk came from?

*chittering*

Thought as much.

We're still on break, so nothing happened up at the School or around the Dorms, while over in Town, Verity had a bunch of mice put away her presents, which Leroy, a squirrel who drinks rum and spies on people, finds highly unlikely. Nathan was displeased at Covent Gardens, probably because he realised he was working in a flower shop, Zack was worried about reindeer at Furnado and got a visit from Seivarden, presumably not a reindeer, Brooke was getting ready for the new year at Clothes Over Bros, bento boxes were on the menu at Luke's, for a change Raven liked the music at Groovy Tunes, and Kitty attempted simultaneous book-keeping and bar-tending at Caritas.