WTFH

*chittering*

My ideal...oh, that's easy. Not having to put up with you, Leroy.

Up at the School, Intro to Palentology intro-ed the fossil record, while Bake-Off focused on bread and butter, at least after showing off their cakes of which Kitty's was apparently the best. They made two kinds of bread, as well as getting a homework assignment to...okay, now Leroy is just making things up.

Bettering Your Community went over to the mainland to help out at an animal shelter, and it was "too hot, hot damn" in the Library.

It was a quiet day in the Dorms, while in Town, Octavia had to deal with Tiny's bright ideas at the Devil's Nest, while Caritas was all about celebrating Stark's birthday. Luckily, Stark was actually there to receive well wishes from Summer and a bunch of other people, amongst those turning up were Watts, Rey, Anakin, and Steven.

I see none of you had the resolution of not waking me up before dawn reeking of rum.

Let's see if anything happened yesterday.

Nothing at the School. Nothing in the Dorms. A couple of things in Town, where Prompto spent his time trying to convince the animals at Furnado to commit to resolutions. He seems to have missed the squirrels. Bucky decided to solicit Jesse's opinion on his new haircut, and finally at Caritas, Summer learned the dangers of extending Tino goodwill, while Stark learned the dangers of having too many opinions on the jello. So you can blame him for whatever horrors appear next week.

Well, that is a short set of notes. And the intern is already at the rum.

Up at the School, Introduction to Fossils went on a field trip to the Smithsonian for their final, Exploring US History went to the DC Winter Market, and Morality of Action asked the question we've all been asking all along.

Nothing much happened in the Dorms, while in Town, Percy hooked up at the Forge, while it was all Yule Log, no safety concerns at Caritas, where Stark came by to talk about eating cookie dough. Literally, apparently.

*chittering*

No, it's not going to rain rum next, it never rains rum.

Up at the School, Intro to Fossils watched a movie, while Exploring Us History said screw Reagan right before Tony turned into a cat. Moralilty of Action had Dante show up to make the class rescue a princess and learn a "valuable" lesson. Arden was making present lists in the Library when Gray came to visit and turned into a sloth.

The Dorms were quiet and presumably full of potato, as was Town, where it presented a serious problem at Furnado, it was date night at both the boarding house and Lucifer's, and things were on fire at Caritas, but sadly not Tino, Percy, who is new, apparently, discovered the joys of alcoholic jello, something Yelena in particular was there for, though she probably didn't expect Logan to turn into a wolverine on her. Stark was worried about latkes, Dante and Kathy made an appearance, as did a pre-transformation Logan.

I see the intern is already into the rum, back to no dorm news I take it?

*chittering*

Figured.

Up at the School, Introduction to Fossils was all about clams, apparently, while Us History followed up the biggest twine with the biggest hole in the ground.

As expected, nothing happened in the Dorms, while in Town, Prompto had a 'chook book ' whatever thet is at Furnado, while Jesse and Bucky were at the Perk. At Caritas, Summer judged Tino's stuffing, and ifI have to read that sentence, you have to have heard it. Yelena wanted all the jello shots and had a discussion about how amazing the squir- seriously, Leroy? Anakin did not learn his lesson about cookie theft, Stark learned that nothing can make up for Tino, Summer texted, and Liliana demanded birthday drinks.

Why are there so many...I can't even see the microphone.

*chittering*

Well, for once that's actually helpful.

Slow day. Let's see, up at the School, Fossils looked at dead plants, and US History had a movie day. While in the Library, the gremlins had an entirely predictable reaction to Arden not bringing candy.

Nothing in the Dorms, and over in Town, soup was on the menus at Luke's, cozy was the theme of the day at the Perk, where Liliana, Lucifer, and Remy enjoyed half-price comfort drinks. It was datenight at the boarding house, while Caritas continued to have a pillow fort, mostly occupied by Tino. Stark did, however, bring cookies.

Oh. I suppose it was too much to hope you'd get lost in Canada.

*shuffling paper*

Let's see...here on teh island, the School and Dorms were both deserted. Shocking I know, while in Town, Lucifer and Duke had a date, and the music was loud at the Devil's Nest.

Meanwhile on the Trip, the morning saw Thor, Anakin, and Jon dealing with indoor thunder. I thought it was supposed to be a fancy hotel this time? Kamala was channeling her inner squirrel by hanging around Arden's room like an overvested creeper, Stewart and Gray enjoyed breakfast, and quite a few more people later went for afternoon tea, while Gladio spent most of his time at the gym. When it came to being out and about, whale watching was highly popular, as was the food tour. Summer went shopping, Kamala and Eleanor went on a library date, we have a library here, and Prompto went to the aquarium.

Later that evening, Nell and Gladio stayed in after Nell spent time in the spa, Adrian had to deal with a drunk roomie, Watts and Steven went out for a dinner date, while Steph and Vi did 'drag cabaret karaoke'. Also Summer had a room party, where apparently terrible, horrible things were done to poutine and alcohol. Amongst the witnesses to this event were Stark, Ignis, Dean, Gladio, Yelena, Stewart, Prompto, Adrian, Anakin, and Jon. All of whom, I assume have terrible poutine hangovers today.

Okay, time for radio, what I'm sure is the highlight of your week, because I know it's mine.

*inquisitive chittering*

No. It's not, actually.

Up at the School, Exploring American History had boxed lunches. Thrilling and vital news that. In Intro to Fossils, Cutter explained how radiography proves that the Earth is 'old as balls' and something, something evolution. The increasingly misnamed Morality of Action took the stance that trying to do good may have consequences, so don't, while in the Library, the gremlins were making Halloween decorations. That's not at all ominous.

The porg continues to have no Dorms news to report, while in Town, there was breakfast at the boarding house, and date night later. Pamela was in the preserve being 'weird' at the trees, and was later joined by Octavia. Over at the Parking Lot, Arden had a new second-hand car, and as Dean discovered, no license. Gray explained his brothers don't believe in 'take-backsies', and Charlie was impressed by Arden's new old car. Finally, the Devil's Nest was a Malort free zone.

That's everything?

*chittering*

Quiet day.

Up at the School, Exploring American History went to look at a war memorial, which Lydia was disturbed by, while Kamala and Eleanor snuck off for "half-smokes and canoodling". Who even says that, Leroy?

Morality of Action continued not taking action in favour of being shocked to learn there are Jedi on this island and ranting about how the Jedi were back in her day. The students indulged her I assume as a prelude to easing her into a much needed nap.

The Dorms were quiet, over in Town, Prompto played with the fishes in Furnado, while at Caritas Tino made gym pool pudding. Allegedly. Stark was suitably disgusted at the idea, Dean working his way around to Tino being dead to him, Summer texted, and Stewart was trying to figure out which one Tino was. The dumb one. Who is dead to Dean.

Why are you even drunker than usual?

*chittering*

I know it's a new semester, that's why you should be drinking less. Why do I even bother, just giver me the notes.

Classes were back, which means introductions continued apace up at the School, where Introduction to Fossils had introductions and resumably fossils, Exploring American History explored some hill, though Eleanor, Arden, and Lydia explored coffee and donuts instead. In Morality of Actions the lecture involved a lot of whining about not wanting to be on the island or teaching, because that's never happened to anyone here before, and also I need some volunteers, introductions were made, and then I assume the teacher went off for a snack and a nap.

Arden had to deal with book origami in the Library, but also had visits from Kamala who needs to eat more vegetables, and Gray who had a glittery scrapbook of his brothers.

Nothing much happening at the Dorms, and in Town, Senshi is now working at Luke's and had his first shift there, Prompto put hats on all the dogs at Furnado and most of everything else there too. Adrian built a tiny little house in the woods, which got Nell's attention, while at Caritas, Tino had a tiny little list.

Oh. It's that time of year again.

Stark came by for jello based flirting and making plans to be off the island, Summer texted, Adrian confirmed with Summer that he knew about phones, and told Stark about burying body parts, his own apparently, but was weirded out finding out about the ponies. Raiden talked with Summer about classes between devouring all the Jello donuts, and after a conversation about punching cards that may have been literal or figurative invited Adrian over for breakfast. Finally, Rey came in to let Summer and Stark know she was having a better week than last.

That's everything?

*chittering*

Slow news day.

Up at the School, it was all about Shenanigans, which involved small children and stupid hats. So, an excruciating experience for all involved. After the mingling, the volunteers got their hats and began child wrangling. Once they'd acquired a child, shout out to Flint for 'making his one cry', they had to provide toys, clean up after, not bake cookies, play 'keepy uppy', and eat nuggets. Sounds truly hellish.

No notes for the Dorms, not surprise there, while in Town, the only noteworthy thing that happened was Summer making the the terrible mistake of asking Tino questions at Caritas, luckily, Stark came by to tell her about his terrible shenanigans filled day and suggest they spend some time off this island. Not a bad plan.

So yesterday the island was in Chicago, and apparently today we're in... 'one of the square bits', which is why you don't palm geography off onto the intern, Leroy.

Up at the School, Arden was spending her Library shift deciding whether to go to a party. No notes on her actual decision.

Shenanigans volunteers got to play games inspired by Chicago, which included kayaking across the duckpond, a hot dog eating contest, and calling 'dibs' on parking. Aren't we all glad we've left Chicago now.

The Dorms continued their streak of being quiet, while in Town, Nell and Liliana had a day at the Onsen, where they talked about things like Liliana's classes and girls' nights. Things were quiet at the Devil's Nest.

Things were not as quiet at Caritas, where Summer's attempts at keeping Tino from adding malort to everything were hampered by her adding to the jello shots. He only takes it as encouragment, Summer. Annie came by for shots and conversation about her terrible world, Stark wasn't here last time the island got the wanders, lucky him, and Harley interrupted Summer's texting to demand all the jello. All of it.

Why is the porg wearing a tiny shirt?

*cheerful porg noises*

Honorary team member...I'm not going to pursue that any further.

Let's see, up at the School, Arden was in the Library, threatening to go to a higher authority about 'the voices'.

As for Shenanigans, Anakin was back, surprising the audience and volunteers with a relatively subdued water balloon and other objects including our intern fight. On rafts. In the middle of the duck pond. Never change, Anakin, people might start to worry.

Going by the porgs other activities, I'm going to guess there was no Dorms news, while in Town, Prompto was putting his child in cat beds at Furnado, when Liliana came by with cupcakes, and an invitation to some off-island music event.

Kamala held another movie night at the Murder Home, with quite a lot of mingling from Arden, Eleanor, Steven, Henry, Remy, Cal, and Illyana before the movie, with Arden and Cal taking a break to go sit on the roof and talk about not knowing things about this world. Which, highly overrated.

Octavia was trying to save energy at the Devil's Nest, while at Caritas there was a drunk cat trying to get phone numbers, something Harley thought was cute, and Stark barely even registered.

*odd thumping noises*

I'd ask what you were doing, but I don't actually want to know.

Up at the School, Arden was reading in the Library, when Gray came by to ask her some questions, presumably about books. Anakin was not around for Shenanigans, so instead of his usual antics we got 'violent furry roleplay', which I'm sure was fun for the audience and volunteers alike.

Meanwhile in the Dorms-

*excited porg noises*

Yes, I saw that. Gray had an early morning phone call.

Over in Town, there were kitty houses at Furnado that were largely enjoyed by everyone but the cats. It was date night at the Murderhome, while Octavia was behind the bar at the Devil's Nest.

No one cared about Tino's weekend at Caritas, which is as it should be, being far too concerned with singing on the Stage. So much singing. Some of it was probably even in tune. Things were also hopping at the bar with everyone getting their mingling and drinking on, though Kamala was only interested in drinks of the non-alcoholic kind, Jesse was in her usual chair with her usual generic beer, Margo wanted to rob a bank because Tino threw a better party than her, which is just sad, Eleanor was nervous, though whether that was over the singing or the awkward teen hand holding is anyone's guess. Harley approved of the shots, the cocktails, and Summer's taste in interior decorating, so I'm sure that'll end well, Leroy has written some unprintable things about Stark's flirting, Arden decided to deal with her week with strong drink, which probably explains some of the the singing, Remy got a crash course in all the ways this island will fuck with you, Lydia was incredibly out of place, but still not as awkward as Cal.

*clattering marble sounds*

Leroy, I'm going to close my eyes and count to ten, silently, that better be gone by the time I open my eyes.

*...*

Better.

Let's see, in School news, the books were all over the place at the Library, which I thought was what the library was for, but apparently that''s wrong. While in Shenanigans, after the usually mingling and volunteering, which some people were more enthusiasic about than others, Kamala, we played hockey.

*chittering*

We. Played. Hockey. Four side hockey. It's a thing. Anything else you might have heard are scandalous lies.

Another quiet dsay in the Dorms, while in Town, Promtpo was cleaming the fishtanks at Furnado, which I understand was a bohemoth of a job, while Irene had a busy day at Dite's arranging all her beauty treatments. It was also a quiet night at Caritas, poossibly because Tino kept assuming people cared about his life. Summer took to the stage before ending the night getting all flirty with Stark at the bar.

*chittering*

I should do a bit?

*more chittering*

Because everyone has a bit. I already have a bit, Leroy, it's called threatening you until I get my notes.

*outraged chittering*

Oh, no, I like my bit.

*paper shuffling*

Let's see, up at the School, Arden killed time on her Library shift until her shenanigans based detention, she did however get Kamala bringing her a squishie, and Don looking up cocktail books. If you were trying to figure out where Summer gets them from, it's not there, Don.

Then came a very bug forward Shenanigans, as Anakin celebrated something as annoying as he is. The audience settled in, but was mostly focused on Graham, while volunteers got into their 'surprisingly not terrible' shirts. Then they took part in a quote-unquote race, which did involve some actual racing. Tied up. Barefoot. Then came the climbing a tree. In costume. Screaming. My notes don't specify if that part was by choice or not. The bug pizza was practically normal by comparison. Finally, there was a drinking game involving 'cidcada-infused Malört'. Personally, I blame Tino, and you should too.

I assume by the sad porg there's still not Dorms news, so onto Town, where Kamala spent the morning running through the streets. I assume because she hates herself. She took a break to talk travel with Watts, got lapped by Steve, several times, and showed off her powers for Remy.

Furnado was a buzz with costumed hamsters, which apparently Watts found pretty fishy. Elsewhere Steph plastered the streets with signs for Pride later in the month.

It was date night in the murderhome, while over at Outback Steakhouse Arden and Cal wondered why Anakin does those Anakin things. Because he can.

It was a quiet night at Caritas, so Summer and Tino dicussed the heroism of the Waffle House, at least while Summer wasn't texting. Rey was somewhat suspicous of how quiet it was, as was Stark who was in the weeds of birthday planning. Lastly, Graham came by and asked about finding stock of...no. No, Graham. Graham, no. Bad.

*chittering*

Why yes, I was enjoying my break until about five minutes ago.

Let's see...the School, unsurprisingly, was fairly quiet with Arden being at the Library extremely early, especially considering it's break week.

The Dorms were also quiet, again, some more, while in Town, Prompto was having a time of it at Furnado with his child deciding puppies were better than daddies, Danny had far too much paperwork at the Trooper Station, while Irene had a hysterical historical display set up at Dite's, and yes, whichever of you wrote that is hilarious. Up at the Creepy Mansion, Ignis turned back into a human and fell victim to gravity, but luckily Liliana was there to kiss it better, down by the causeway Harley found herself back on the island, while Tony was consumed by guilt at Stark Tower, and made very hard for his Steve to speak to him.

Arden threw a post-shift ice cream party at Chilly Boulder, which would be the place for it, and she and Cal were extremely awkward at each other in a way that left my notes covered in glitter. Lydia was bemused by all the choices, but needed to make sure one of them were French...for reasons, hopefully Charlie was able to assure her. Graham was taking a break from knighting, and Arden, Belle, and were glad to see he was back to himself, Watts was there, Belle let Arden know the library had all kinds of books if you know what she meant. Sex books, if you don't. Charlie was just generally in favour of ice-cream.

At Caritas, Summer was ready to celebrate not being a squirrel with... acorn jelly. I'm not even surprised at this point. The Stage had a belated Atton performance, and all the rest of notes are covered in rum, maybe he talked to Dean, oh well, no great loss there. Stark and Summer were apparently in peak couple mode, which probably explains why that note was soaked with something that's not rum, seriously, Leroy. Summer tried to sell Dean on the acorn jelly, but he was more interested in telling her about his week and congratulating Stark on the relationship upgrade, and shouting Lana.

Finally Dean went home and "*fingerquote* wrote in his journal *fingerquote*".

You're looking especially gleeful today Leroy.

*chittering*

Oh, it was, was it? Let's see what foolishness people got up to.

Up at the School, the vibes were such that Teamwork didn't even make it though the lecture, while Wilderness Survival focused on first aid. Music had rocks in, while Japanese had a free period because the teacher did want to be teaching.

The Dorms were quiet and drama free, while in Town, Liliana told off the haunted armour at the Infinte Consortium, Eddie let Buck knows he was an important co-parent, Irene and Amaya were distressed by cuddling and feelings, and Danny thought Steve was too skinny and needed to come back bed>. Arden held a sushi party on the Murderhome's roof, were she Graham flirted with Arden, danger, and Belle, before Arden tried to sell Belle to the house, Cal didn't recognise the food, but Belle recognised that his robot was adorable, while Charlie was just there for the sushi.

Sabine was at the Perk when Ahsoka came in, and why have you diagrammed the barista's love tangle? Also Margo needed her coffee post haste.

Over at Caritas, Summer revealed she likes working wih Tino, which is the most shocking revelation of the day, Atton got up to sing before getting precious about a card game, Rey asked about Summer was going, and there's another relationship diagram that I do not care about, Stark did not care for the tuna shot, Liliana was not there to kill anyone, or commit acts of violence, unless you counted playing Atton's card game, or talking with Stark. Cal was confused, I'm sensing a theme here, while Jon wanted mojitos and not to be blamed for the truth thing by Liliana.

Finally, Dean was texting...somebody. Who knows.

*chittering*

Rabbit traps. They also work wonders on squirrels.

*...*

Thought so, pass the notes over.

Up at the School, Teamwork was cancelled, I'll leave you to guess why, Wilderness Survival had a little snow trip, with Nell wanting everyone to know the teacher was hers, yeah, I think they've noticed that by now. The Music teachers bravely fled the class after telling everyone to practice.

The Dorms were quiet, too quiet, really, while over in Town, Dean was at the Perk, not caring what people saw on his laptop, let's face it, some pf them were probably into it too. Irene came for a bracing cup of tea and a round of scare the newbie, and Rey got to explaining about Jedi and their terrible, terrible hair. Dite's had a store wide discount, with Irene getting phone messages and Arden coming by for...stuff. We can probably guess what kind, since she apparently had a very rude awakening yesterday morning. Not that I'd know anything about those. While Steve and Danny were dealing with the consequences of their own actions.

And at Caritas...wait are all these for Caritas?

*chittering*

Right.

*shuffling pages*

*more shuffling*

At Caritas, all the drinks had dirty names. Because of course they did. Summer got up on the stage at the urging of a mysterious texter. How did you even...were you sitting on her phone? Amongst the various patrons were Margo who needed to get drunk and laid, Dean who had not yet made any bad decisions, yet, Stark who was wearing leather pants, Sabine who wondered why she was surprised at the specials, Ahsoka who could not meditate the pollen away, if that worked I'd have taken it up years ago, Cal who also failed at mediation, Raiden who decided to double fist everything, and I'm not even sorry, Illyana who was avoiding the mainland, Lana who was talking to people, and also Navaan.

And more or less everyone there was flirting or being awkward or hooking up or all three with everyone else there who was even vaguely compatible. And also Navaan.

Especially Navaan.

Leroy, why are you menacing the salad dressing?

*chittering*

That's tomorrow, Leroy.

Up at the School, Teamwork didn't talk it out like adults, colour me shocked. Wilderness Survival was full of butches, good for them, Gladio was there after class, and you all know that that went by now. Music involved a lot of terrible poetry, and Japanese had a movie day.

Dorms continued to be quiet, while in Town, Prompto misplaced his child at Furnado. Temporarily. Luckily, Liliana was there to talk him down. Or stress him out more. My notes are unclear. The Devil's Nest was not hiring a DJ, and Caritas was very... green. Atton sang. A lot. Possibly because he was very old and very drunk. Harley came by with questions that...make me suddenly glad I have haven't heard from Bruce is a long while, while Summer explained to Stark about why the bar was green while being very cute.

Why are you- no. I'm not going to ask, you want me to ask. So, no, I don't care why you're bouncing. Just stop.

It's a break week, so I'm sure it comes as a huge shock that both the School and the Dorms were pretty quiet. As was the Town, making it three for three there.

Over on the Trip, they apparently spent the Day abandoning the last of their original plans, in the Worse Hotel, Ignis and Liliana thought things were 'suss'. Over by the rides, Yukari didn't even make it to the bumpers before ending up in the No-Fun Zone with Navaan, truly, I am missing the vacation of a lifetime. Rosa attempted to win at Games, while Amaya, Liliana, and Gladio, went looking for concessions, Arden and Irene took advantage of the Amenities, as did Graham and Belle who debated the finer points of foam weapons.

The Evening notes are suspiciously thin on the ground, consisting mainly of Liliana being banished to the No Fun Zone for attacking musical theatre employees. Everyone's a critic.

*soft thump*

And there's the other boot dropping. It seems Summer had a room party, and Atton was personally offended by the space jello, Irene wasn't sure why though. Gladio made out in the hallway with Nell, while Stark thanked him for moving the bed, which I'm not even going to ask. Irene was unfashionably early, and later accosted Amaya over a lack of sticks, Yukari and Navaan were mostly concerned with booze, Rosa was there, and Stark provided completely unbiased opinions on the space jello offence drama, as did Anakin, truly the most pressing issue of our time. It's unknown if the latter's opinions changed after Atton threw some at him, not that it stopped him talking with Stark about his roommate issues. Nell was greeted by Irene, Summer, and Stark, who also greeted Ignis, while finally Liliana sought out Summer and Stark's help to get as drunk as possible.

And now I'm going back to enjoying my vacation from all this nonsense.

*violent sneezing*

I hate this time of year. Give me the notes so I can go back to bed where there are no more flowers.

Up at the School Teamwork played a game of charades, though the real show continued to be the teachers. Wilderness Survival had a class on foraging, and I fully await somebody poisoning themselves, while Gladio and Nell continued their shenanigans in front of everyone's foraged salads. Music learnt about being in a band, and Conversational Japanese learnt about how Japan celebrates this stupid holiday. Less flowers, more chocolate apparently.

Dorm apparently suffered a lack of horny teenagers, while in Town, there were flower deliveries everywhere and I hate you all.

*chittering*

Especially you, Leroy.

At Furnado Prompto was running Puppy Bowl Two, apparently in an attempt to tire out his child before his and Liz's date night. Connor had breakfast delivered for himself and Cutter. Lucifer went sailing off with Duke and Octavia, One of the Steves and Danny had dinner, as did Summer and Stark, and I'm certain the last one was very romantic and they continued to be very happy without Leroy.

Leroy, I have no thumbs, how exactly do you expect me to hold these notes.

*"helpful" chittering*

Leroy. Get. Off. My. Head. I will bite you.

Let's see, up at the School, Teamwork was all about working with "that guy". I know the feeling. Wilderness Survival was cancelled, Music got tied up in chords, and Japanese had a pop quiz.

Nothing happened in the Dorms, but I suspect that nobody was a [bleep]ing pony. Over in Town, at Diaz and Associates, Nancy fought a printer and the printer won, while at Dite's Irene built a pyramid out of dildos.

*chittering*

...boxes of dildos. Because we needed that correction.

My notes for Caritas say something about explosive groundhogs, and suddenly I'm glad I can't pick them up to read closer. Atton was on teh Atton was on the stage, despairing he could never measure up to Taylor Swift. Then he drowned his sorrows at the bar. Annie was trying to escape her children in booze, and Stark was 'less awkward'.

Oh, look, another Thursday, another squirrel infestation in my life. Let's see what happened, then.

Up at the School, Teamwork involved putting Anakin in the bin, no other notes. Wilderness Survival learnt all about knots, if you know what I mean. No, I don't, and I don't want to.

*squirrelly sniggers*

Students tried out their own knots, which is a valuable skill, and Gladio talked with Nell after class. Music learnt about scales and arpeggios, whatever they are, before attempting to play a song.

*several minutes of raucous noise ensue*

Yes, I imagine it was just like that, then they had a chance to "handle their instruments". Leroy did the school this week, didn't he? Japanese involved conning the class into providing lunch, with some fashionably late entrances during the lecture

The Dorms were quiet, while in Town the puppies were adorable at Furnado, unsure if the squirrels are including Prompto in that assessment. Arden was doing quite a lot of cooking this morning, arguing with Gonzo and Marc over the minutiae of hot meat, while Steven and Watts date night involved a lack of hot meat. I see Leroy did all the notes today.

The evening at Caritas saw Tino- No. Tino, no. Atton took requests for when he took to the Stage, while Stark and Summer's flirting got spicy. Sucks to be Leroy.

It's a new year, so let's see what new horrors are in store for us all.

Nothing up at the School yet, or at the Dorms, but maybe the new semester will give the porg something to do.

Over in Town, it was mildly busier than last week, with Prompto organising a playdate for his cat at Furnado, while at Dite's, Irene had out a list of New Year...I'm not saying that, let's go with Resolutions. Jon came by to tell her he wasn't fun, and I am refraining from comment, and Octavia didn't get the point of resolutions. Over at Diaz and Associates, Nancy solved the mystery of the lost keys, thrilling stuff, and at Caritas, Tino was already failing at his resolutions, and nobody was surprised. Annie came by, and apparently babies are hard, which no one forced her to have any, and Stark did not want Tino's cookies. Wise choice.