Fandom Radio, Saturday, August 23

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Good morning, everyone! It is I, Miss Lydia Bennet, here to bring you the last news from the summer term--and everything else the squirrels took notice of yesterday, as well, but we shall begin with the school, where Drama in the Park-a-Rama presented their play (in the park, of course), with promise of an afterparty at the Waffle House, which I do hope arrived for the occasion. Miss Belle and Mr. Rogers were standout performers, according to the squirrels, who have also taken care to note that I was in the audience. Markets of the World visited a fish market in Tokyo, where it seems Miss Zarrin was not much of a fan of all of the fish, and Mr. Rand likewise expressed some, shall we say, doubt about the fish to Miss Beniko. There was, I must say, quite a lot of fish. First Aid 2: First Aider had a practical exercise for their final exam, and it seems Captain Flint received high marks! Congratulations, sir!

Let's now move along to the--ah, I see there is news from the dormitory. The porg is very excited. I'm sure we're all very happy for the porg. It seems that Miss Zarrin was reading a book and eating peaches in the second floor common room, where she was joined by Miss Belle, with whom she discussed her reading material, which was apparently somewhat lacking, and Mr. Gray, who was in the process of moving out of the dormitory. I am sure we shall all dearly miss having to step over him on the staircases whilst he sleeps the day away. He and Miss Zarrin discussed their siblings, sin, and Miss Zarrin's reading material versus real pirates, whilst he and Miss Belle discussed his plans for the future now that he has concluded his schooling.

We conclude with the town, where Needful Things remained closed for refurbishment, as well as because Dr. Quinn had gone out. Whilst she was out she called upon Dr. Isley at Pick Your Poison. Dr. Quinn told Dr. Isley that she and Mr. Spector have decided to be friends, which course of action Dr. Isley had some doubts about, and Dr. Isley informed Dr. Quinn about her, shall we say, less than productive conversation with Mr. Grant and Mr. Spector the day before. At Turtle & Canary Mr. Argentum was learning about the Tooth Fairy, and I don't know what that is but I do know that one should never muck about with the fae, and one that deals in teeth sounds terrifying. Miss Eleanor was enjoying some peaches of her own at Plant Parenthood, and goodness, now you have me wanting peaches. At Miss Skywalker's warehouse, the aforementioned Miss Skywalker was distracted by the woodchucks gossiping about her, before they turned to judging Dean Skywalker's form. And with that, dear listeners, I have come to the end of my notes, so I'm off to enjoy our week of holiday. Farewell until next time!