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Fandom Radio, Tuesday, April 1st
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afraid_of_marshmallowsHey there...Fandom....it's ya girl...Arden Finch...
*Sound of someone trying to catch their breath*
Sorry for...the delay...BLEEPing squirrel decided...to play...an April Fool's prank on me.
*squirrely snickering*
Anyway, if you see any...detour signs...don't follow them. They'll have you...running...all over this BLEEPing island. Hang on...one sec.
*liquid gulping noises*
Okay, freshly rehydrated, let's get to the news so that I can get to my plan of turning the radio squirrels into scarves. In School, we have Modern Kitchen Basics going over different kinds of grills, which you use for grilling, and a special thanks to Professor Scientia for not referring to grilling as a barbeque and, yes, this is a hill I will die on. Earth Cultures journeyed was being taught by Professor Lana's friend, Seymour Butz, who--hahaha, very funny. Anyway, class went to the National Gallery of Art to check out modern art and sculptures. And in Habits of Highly Efficient People, the teachers said that Graham - hi, Graham! - was leading class today to teach about delegation, but what everybody got was a lesson about one-shots.
Oh, hey it looks like there are actually a ton of notes today from the Dorms, did somebody throw a party? It says...ah. It's just a stack of paper with the words 'ha ha' written on them. Brilliant joke, guys, absolutely hilarious.
ANYWAY, it looks like we do have some notes from Town. The Infinite Consortium was trying to sell an evil mirror, though Dean - hi, Dean! - thought they should just smash it, since it gave him 'apocalypse vibes.' Professor Vess tried to use it instead and ended up with a pretty nasty cut on her hand. So there's a lesson for folks, don't BLEEP with evil mirrors. At Bob's Burgers, Detective--we don't have a Bob's Burgers on the island, you fluffy rats. Saffron the cat was pretty clingy to Vi at Magpie Emporium, and at the Trooper Station, Officer McGarrett said that all booze taken into evidence would be returned--okay, that's not even a prank, that's just a lie. Turtle & Canary aggressively did not celebrate Dance Marathon Day, and the Clinic spent the whole day coloring. I...am not sure if that's a prank note or not. Proooobably not?
Finishing up the day, Ms. Nell made dinner so delicious-smelling that Professor Amicitia didn't want to wait for it to be finished cooking, and at the Devil's Nest, Mr. Tiny was showing Mr. Northman all of his pictures from his cherry-blossom trip. Okay, I know that one's a prank, because Mr. Northman would just have eaten him. Ms. Blake came by for a drink, probably to deal with the injury on her hand.
That's it for the notes and if you did something yesterday that didn't get mentioned, the squirrels probably threw that note away as a prank. Sorry about that or you're welcome? Either way, this is ya girl, Arden Finch, wishing you all a great day! For today's musical selection, have something a little bit different and enjoy the main theme to Scorsese's 1970s masterpiece, Goncharov.
Bye, Fandom! Remember not to believe anything today!
*Sound of someone trying to catch their breath*
Sorry for...the delay...BLEEPing squirrel decided...to play...an April Fool's prank on me.
*squirrely snickering*
Anyway, if you see any...detour signs...don't follow them. They'll have you...running...all over this BLEEPing island. Hang on...one sec.
*liquid gulping noises*
Okay, freshly rehydrated, let's get to the news so that I can get to my plan of turning the radio squirrels into scarves. In School, we have Modern Kitchen Basics going over different kinds of grills, which you use for grilling, and a special thanks to Professor Scientia for not referring to grilling as a barbeque and, yes, this is a hill I will die on. Earth Cultures journeyed was being taught by Professor Lana's friend, Seymour Butz, who--hahaha, very funny. Anyway, class went to the National Gallery of Art to check out modern art and sculptures. And in Habits of Highly Efficient People, the teachers said that Graham - hi, Graham! - was leading class today to teach about delegation, but what everybody got was a lesson about one-shots.
Oh, hey it looks like there are actually a ton of notes today from the Dorms, did somebody throw a party? It says...ah. It's just a stack of paper with the words 'ha ha' written on them. Brilliant joke, guys, absolutely hilarious.
ANYWAY, it looks like we do have some notes from Town. The Infinite Consortium was trying to sell an evil mirror, though Dean - hi, Dean! - thought they should just smash it, since it gave him 'apocalypse vibes.' Professor Vess tried to use it instead and ended up with a pretty nasty cut on her hand. So there's a lesson for folks, don't BLEEP with evil mirrors. At Bob's Burgers, Detective--we don't have a Bob's Burgers on the island, you fluffy rats. Saffron the cat was pretty clingy to Vi at Magpie Emporium, and at the Trooper Station, Officer McGarrett said that all booze taken into evidence would be returned--okay, that's not even a prank, that's just a lie. Turtle & Canary aggressively did not celebrate Dance Marathon Day, and the Clinic spent the whole day coloring. I...am not sure if that's a prank note or not. Proooobably not?
Finishing up the day, Ms. Nell made dinner so delicious-smelling that Professor Amicitia didn't want to wait for it to be finished cooking, and at the Devil's Nest, Mr. Tiny was showing Mr. Northman all of his pictures from his cherry-blossom trip. Okay, I know that one's a prank, because Mr. Northman would just have eaten him. Ms. Blake came by for a drink, probably to deal with the injury on her hand.
That's it for the notes and if you did something yesterday that didn't get mentioned, the squirrels probably threw that note away as a prank. Sorry about that or you're welcome? Either way, this is ya girl, Arden Finch, wishing you all a great day! For today's musical selection, have something a little bit different and enjoy the main theme to Scorsese's 1970s masterpiece, Goncharov.
Bye, Fandom! Remember not to believe anything today!