Fandom Radio, Saturday, December 14

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Good morning, everyone--sir! Or madam! I really am not sure how to address a cake! You simply cannot come in here! I--oh, honestly. Can't you deal with this? I'm sure that thing is soaked in spirits of some sort.

*excited chittering*

*the rest of radio conducted with the sounds of squirrel-on-fruitcake violence in the background*

As I was saying, I am Miss Lydia Bennet, here with the news! Let's get on with it, shall we, before another cake finds its way in.

We begin as always with the school, where The Weird, Wonderful, and Doubleyou-Tee-Eff World visited an exceptionally large Christmas shop in Michigan--I believe that is one of your states?--and Food Field Trips visited a museum in New York dedicated to a particular brand of gelatin.

There are no notes for the dormitory, so I shall move along to the town, where Mr. Spector found the boarding house covered in one of those blanket things, which Miss Skywalker was wearing a human-sized version of whilst she practiced drills at her warehouse. Sir Graham was at his post at the Magpie Emporium, and that is it for the town, outside of, of course, the Yule party at Stark Industries.

( Mamma Mia, here we go again. )