Fandom Radio, Saturday, October 5

[mustbeawitch]

Wickham: No, I'm afraid we've quite lost her for good. I last saw her still brushing that enormous cat.

Lydia: Perhaps it's for the best. She might have been, ah, overexcited around all the squirrels...where did she get the brush?

Wickham: I believe it was her hairbrush.

Lydia: Well, what about Georgiana?

Wickham: She sleeps late of a morning these days, on account of--

Lydia: Being an owl all night, yes, yes. You couldn't have woken her up?

Wickham: If you think that I would dare enter Georgiana Darcy's bedchamber after George Wickham tried to--

Lydia: You could have knocked on the--oh, no, that light means we're broadcasting.

Wickham: And what does that mean?

( It means it's time for magic Austenian radio! )