Friday, June 21st, 2024

died8yearsago: ((boc and rosa))
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Boc: Oh, ah, um. Well, I just... well, I've been trying to tell you all, I don't think I can be much help, you see, I don't....no, no, you're not listening! I can't! I don't know how to read thi--

*chittering*

--yes, yes! Not even a little! Not even a bit! That's what I've been trying to tell you!

*debating chittering*

*more debate*

*scurrying; door closing; more chittering*

*door opening*

Rosa: Are [BEEP]ing serious with this agai--

*looooong pause*

Why is there a monkey in the studio? Wait, or is that a dog? A giant rat? A monkey rat dog?

Boc: A demi-human, actually, m'um.

Rosa: ...well, there you go. It talks. Just make it do radio, what do you need me for?

*chittering*

Seriously? You guys kidnapped someone who can't read to read your notes? Masterminds, all of you. Go on, then, get out of here, I'll take over.

*chittering*

Boc: I think....I think they want me to say and help, erm, uh....m'um.

Rosa: Why?

*chittering*

Rosa: Good for both of us? What are you even--are there a lot of notes?

*chittering*

Okay, fine. Let's get this over with. School--and before you complain about it, no, I'm not saying what I am, or who this guy is, and I don't care--School: Day Drinking for Dummies drank Maddog 2020 and made assumptions about people, so basically me in my early twenties and sometimes on occasion now. Philosophies of Mana talked a lot about green mana before they got to play with it.

One Arts & Crafts class made popcicles, probably with glitter, and the other Arts & Crafts class made signet rings, but apparently saved all the glitter after class, where Irene explained to Amaya why she looked like hell. Cultural Appreciation carved ice sculptures which I'm sure lasted two seconds, Coffee Class went to Bali for that cat poop coffee, and, great, now I have to check all my coffee before I drink it, and the library was full of beeps.

Moving on, no Dorms except the note about their being no Dorms, and then in Town, way, way super early Cal was having trouble sleeping, and so was Arden so they ended up talking about haircuts, friends, and feelings. Blech.

At the Mapgie Empor-- no, I'm not saying it like--

Boc: Like what?

Rosa: Ugh, I forgot you were here. Like Maaaag--wait. No! I'm not saying it like that! Don't try to trick me, you little rat-monk--

Boc: Demi-human.

Rosa: Demi-human!

Boc: And I didn't mean to! I swear it!

Rosa: A likely story. Anyway, at the nerd shop, Steven stopped by to talk to Steph and see if she needed any help for Pride this weekend, Steve and Raiden went swimming at the beach and talked pizza, and Eleanor rearranged all the books at Plant Parenthood. Liz dealt with new stock at the Photo Hut, and Margo and Irene had a rude return back to Fandom, which probably explains the earlier note about Irene. Also, Steven was advertising that the museum has air conditioning, and still no one cares about the museum. But Watts does care about feeding and visiting him, so I guess at least he's got that going for him.

That's it. That's the notes. I'm leaving, if you guys do this to me one more time, there will be consequences. Don't kidnap people who can't read to do your weird notes, you idiots.

*door slams*

*door opens*

Don't kidnap people in general, actually.

*door slams again*

*long silence*

Boc:....so, erm, does this....does this mean I can go, then? Hello? Erm, oh, they all...they all left...I guess I'll just...um....oh....oh dear...

**CLICK!**

[[ I am a simple woman. I see someone make a meme with two of my characters in it, I icon it and force them to do radio together ]]

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