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Fandom Radio, Monday, May 13, 2024
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sith_happenedGood morning, everyone, and welcome to the first week of workshops for the summer. This is Dean of Students Anakin Skywalker and I trust this is not serving as your wakeup call, but if it is, get up, you're late. Yesterday was, of course, Sunday, so we don't have any news about classes--which, again, begin today--and the dorms were also quiet, so we skip straight to town.
*chittering*
Why do I have to check to see if the porg is all right? They're a porg.
*chittering*
I am not emotionally lacking and I'm not accepting judgement from an alcoholic squirrel, Leroy. Boc was at the bakery hoping to enjoy his cinnamon roll in quiet, but of course that didn't happen. Lydia arrived to meet with her new school sibling Kamala, but did not miss out on the chance to agree with Boc that eating danishes was much better than becoming a tree and I assure all the newcomers that this is a sentence that will seem very normal to you in a few months' time. Kamala learned that Boc is not from another planet--another very normal question--and Arden assured Boc that people liked talking to him, even at picnics, and he didn't need to anxious about it. And Kamala and Arden chatted about where they were from before they got here before it turned--
*pause*
You are sadly mistaken if you think I'm going to say "hella awkward" on the air.
*sniggers*
...Ever again. Arden filled Lydia in on Graham's recent knighting and they both had opinions about the use of dragons in Graham's world. Again, a very normal sentence, I promise. And Boc and Stark discussed Boc maybe branching out from only ever ordering a cinnamon roll. And we're rolling right into more food content with Watts making his own cinnamon rolls in addition to two other loaves of bread as some sort of apology for being cranky while he was sick last week. Everyone's cranky when they're sick.
*chittering*
And I'm just cranky. Thank you, Leroy. Truly helpful commentary. Cal, our latest Jedi who is not related to me, was leading Arden through meditation practice and she started hyperventilating. Cal did not teach that correctly. Kamala Facetimed with her family, and Don moved into the Stark mini-tower, where Steve and Tony were talking about how Steve's conversation with a different Tony had gone badly. Your lives make my head hurt. Steve's off-hand comment to Don made him forfeit several pastries--were all of you food-obsessed yesterday?--and Don and Tony caught up about what bad guys they had in common despite being from different universes and then--
*chittering*
And then you got distracted by something shiny. Of course you did. That's everything. Get to class.
*chittering*
Why do I have to check to see if the porg is all right? They're a porg.
*chittering*
I am not emotionally lacking and I'm not accepting judgement from an alcoholic squirrel, Leroy. Boc was at the bakery hoping to enjoy his cinnamon roll in quiet, but of course that didn't happen. Lydia arrived to meet with her new school sibling Kamala, but did not miss out on the chance to agree with Boc that eating danishes was much better than becoming a tree and I assure all the newcomers that this is a sentence that will seem very normal to you in a few months' time. Kamala learned that Boc is not from another planet--another very normal question--and Arden assured Boc that people liked talking to him, even at picnics, and he didn't need to anxious about it. And Kamala and Arden chatted about where they were from before they got here before it turned--
*pause*
You are sadly mistaken if you think I'm going to say "hella awkward" on the air.
*sniggers*
...Ever again. Arden filled Lydia in on Graham's recent knighting and they both had opinions about the use of dragons in Graham's world. Again, a very normal sentence, I promise. And Boc and Stark discussed Boc maybe branching out from only ever ordering a cinnamon roll. And we're rolling right into more food content with Watts making his own cinnamon rolls in addition to two other loaves of bread as some sort of apology for being cranky while he was sick last week. Everyone's cranky when they're sick.
*chittering*
And I'm just cranky. Thank you, Leroy. Truly helpful commentary. Cal, our latest Jedi who is not related to me, was leading Arden through meditation practice and she started hyperventilating. Cal did not teach that correctly. Kamala Facetimed with her family, and Don moved into the Stark mini-tower, where Steve and Tony were talking about how Steve's conversation with a different Tony had gone badly. Your lives make my head hurt. Steve's off-hand comment to Don made him forfeit several pastries--were all of you food-obsessed yesterday?--and Don and Tony caught up about what bad guys they had in common despite being from different universes and then--
*chittering*
And then you got distracted by something shiny. Of course you did. That's everything. Get to class.