Fandom radio, January 8th

[two_idiots_one_body]

Wait, I don't understand. What are we doing?

*chittering*

[pause]

But I...well, I've been told I have a good voice for radio, but why me?

*chittering*

I don't know why I asked; I didn't understand that. All right, so there are notes?

*rustling*

Right. We can do this.

*pause*

*clearing throat* This is Arthur Lester on Fandom Radio, with the news of what happened yesterday across the island.

*pause*

There was nothing at the school yesterday.

*shuffling papers, pause*

Oh! There's a note from the dorms.

*excited trilling*

Someone named Mariner was in the third-floor common room with coffee. And Lydia was there getting tea. ... Huh. Apparently she's not used to it being in bags.

I'm assuming there's also news from town, because there usually is. ...Ah, okay. Over at the Midnight Manor... *awkward pause, clearing throat* Steven and Watts watched a movie and Steven got to try sarsaparilla. Oh, I didn't know you could get that these days! Right, is that all there is?

*pause*

This was Arthur Lester with the news of the day. Thank you for listening. (How was that?)