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Fandom Radio: Friday, October 27th.
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pun_kingGoooood morning, Fandom! And welcome to the News! I'm your host, Graham, but, before we get into the good stuff, we have a word from our sponsor!
*clears throat*
Are you listening to your WTFH radio broadcasts and news recaps on old, inferior, laughably out of style earbuds? Well, have I got some real news for you! Because for a limited time only, WTFH listeners can take advantage of an exclusive deal with Raycon! The sound quality is just as amazing as all the other top name brands and they’re half the price! The ones I’m using right now are the everyday E25’s, and they’re the best ones yet. 6 hours of playtime, seamless Bluetooth pairing, more bass, available in multiple colors, and their compact design helps get rid of background noise. I also like the fact that you can click either earbud with your finger to pause your music! Zounds, that makes it super convenient if you need to stop for any reason! Just Go to buyracon.com/Graham20 for 20% off your order. That's right! Just buyraycon.com/Graham20 for 20% of your order and improved listening in style! Now on to the broadcast!
Starting, as always, with the School, where we learned how to hit things with bats and Nell decided that kissing Gladio was better than kissing Cup NoodlesTM in Phys Ed, we watched a movie about a killer doll in Butt-Kicking, and, in the Weird States of America, we talked about Minnesota and the Mall of America, which is a great place for adventure!
And speaking of adventure, have I had the chance to tell you about our broadcast's other sponsor, Raid Shadow Legends? With almost 10 million users currently, Raid Shadow Legends is totally free, and it's one of the most impressive games in its class with detailed models, environments and smooth 60 frames per second animations! All the champions in the game can be customized with unique gear that changes your strategic buffs and abilities! The dungeon bosses all have some ridiculous skills of their own and figuring out the perfect party and strategy to overtake them's a lot of fun, and definitely my favorite part of the game! With over 300,000 reviews, Raid has almost a perfect score on the Play Store! The community is growing fast and the highly anticipated new faction wars feature is now live, you might even find my squad out there in the arena! It's easier to start now than ever with rates program for new players you get a new daily login reward for the first 90 days that you play in the game! So what are you waiting for? Use my special code 'SirGraham", that's SirGraham, all one word, when you sign up today, and you'll get 50,000 silver and a free epic champion as part of the new player program to start your journey! Good luck, and now, back to the news!
Which means we're going to the Dorms, except that there are no notes for the Dorms except for this note saying there are no notes for the Dorms, and that if you sign up now using code Dorms80, you could have less kitchen chaos and more five star recipes that are easy to make and love with $80 off your order at HelloFresh.com!
Moving on, then, to the Town, where Steph had to deal with some pretty annoying customers at the Maaaaaagpieee Empooooor~rium, which may or may not be worse than dealing with no customers at all, like I'll probably have later today. But you can all help prevent that by coming in and seeing me, right? You know you need a new dice set! Or you could bring me lunch, like Vi did for Steph!! Anakin gave his son a call at Tim Horton's to make plans...lightsaber plans! for the weekend, and Libby and Stabby were going through a lot of cool swag from Big Pharma over at the clinic.
The changes around the island were throwing Steven a little bit as he came back from vacation and into his usual shift at the museum, where Watts offered even more consistency in how things were by providing lunch. And, of course, kisses. Pick Your Poison was remaining fairly pick your poison-y, even if Margo was a little overwhelmed with online orders. Liliana's shop had not stayed as she expected it to, though, but Ignis brought her cupcakes and wine to help her through it. It sure sounds like they could benefit from looking into today's sponsor, Bright Cellars, a unique wine subscription service that will send you four bottles of wine each month, customizable to your preferences, for a great price, and you can cancel any time you'd like! Just use promo code Drink2023 today for a great deal on your first month!
Danny set up shop to look into things over at the Waffle House, and got to hear all about nerf meat from Aphra. Gonzo got his hashbrowns othered and got to meet Danny, and then mostly just confused Rey, who also got to learn from Steve what a mess the updated map of the island had become. Steve, who wanted a salad but was advised against it by Danny, and then there was Gray who did me proud by impressing everyone, well...namely Steve and Rey, with the sheer amount of syrup he put on his waffles, waffles that Belle needed to see for herself instead of going to the library.
And then, Rey, Gray, Gonzo, Buck, Aphra, Steve, and Belle all were very stealthy in infiltrating the new WalMart that showed up in the woods and heard about all the great benefits for signing up for WalMart+, which includes all sorts of great deal and you won't believe the trave--
*the sound of a small squirely slap*
*a splash of water*
*several slaps more and empassioned chittering*
...wha? Huh? Oh, wow, Leroy, thanks! I...I think I really needed that! *clears throat* Now, where was I? Right? Reading the news. Let's see, let's see...infiltrating the WalMart, WalMart+ ad copy, Leroy slaps Graham out of an ad-riddled stupor, ah, yes! Here we are! Annie was making the most out of a lot of food delivery and some texts from Steve, and it was KIDS EAT FREE night at our new local Hooters, much to Eric's chagrin.
And that is the end of the notes, and I think, for everyone's benefit, I'm just going to skip over this ad for something called Better Help, because we all better help the squirrels in not clogging all their hard work with rote ad copy promoting goods and services we've never even heard of! Like, zounds, I know I said I played Raid Shadow Legends, but I don't even kno--
*ringing phone*
Hm? What's that? Legal department? They'd liket to talk to me? Uhhh...zounds, what's that? It looks like someone looking to sign up for a limited time API percentage rate of fifty--
*clattering sound; running feet, slamming doors*
.....
**CLICK!**
*clears throat*
Are you listening to your WTFH radio broadcasts and news recaps on old, inferior, laughably out of style earbuds? Well, have I got some real news for you! Because for a limited time only, WTFH listeners can take advantage of an exclusive deal with Raycon! The sound quality is just as amazing as all the other top name brands and they’re half the price! The ones I’m using right now are the everyday E25’s, and they’re the best ones yet. 6 hours of playtime, seamless Bluetooth pairing, more bass, available in multiple colors, and their compact design helps get rid of background noise. I also like the fact that you can click either earbud with your finger to pause your music! Zounds, that makes it super convenient if you need to stop for any reason! Just Go to buyracon.com/Graham20 for 20% off your order. That's right! Just buyraycon.com/Graham20 for 20% of your order and improved listening in style! Now on to the broadcast!
Starting, as always, with the School, where we learned how to hit things with bats and Nell decided that kissing Gladio was better than kissing Cup NoodlesTM in Phys Ed, we watched a movie about a killer doll in Butt-Kicking, and, in the Weird States of America, we talked about Minnesota and the Mall of America, which is a great place for adventure!
And speaking of adventure, have I had the chance to tell you about our broadcast's other sponsor, Raid Shadow Legends? With almost 10 million users currently, Raid Shadow Legends is totally free, and it's one of the most impressive games in its class with detailed models, environments and smooth 60 frames per second animations! All the champions in the game can be customized with unique gear that changes your strategic buffs and abilities! The dungeon bosses all have some ridiculous skills of their own and figuring out the perfect party and strategy to overtake them's a lot of fun, and definitely my favorite part of the game! With over 300,000 reviews, Raid has almost a perfect score on the Play Store! The community is growing fast and the highly anticipated new faction wars feature is now live, you might even find my squad out there in the arena! It's easier to start now than ever with rates program for new players you get a new daily login reward for the first 90 days that you play in the game! So what are you waiting for? Use my special code 'SirGraham", that's SirGraham, all one word, when you sign up today, and you'll get 50,000 silver and a free epic champion as part of the new player program to start your journey! Good luck, and now, back to the news!
Which means we're going to the Dorms, except that there are no notes for the Dorms except for this note saying there are no notes for the Dorms, and that if you sign up now using code Dorms80, you could have less kitchen chaos and more five star recipes that are easy to make and love with $80 off your order at HelloFresh.com!
Moving on, then, to the Town, where Steph had to deal with some pretty annoying customers at the Maaaaaagpieee Empooooor~rium, which may or may not be worse than dealing with no customers at all, like I'll probably have later today. But you can all help prevent that by coming in and seeing me, right? You know you need a new dice set! Or you could bring me lunch, like Vi did for Steph!! Anakin gave his son a call at Tim Horton's to make plans...lightsaber plans! for the weekend, and Libby and Stabby were going through a lot of cool swag from Big Pharma over at the clinic.
The changes around the island were throwing Steven a little bit as he came back from vacation and into his usual shift at the museum, where Watts offered even more consistency in how things were by providing lunch. And, of course, kisses. Pick Your Poison was remaining fairly pick your poison-y, even if Margo was a little overwhelmed with online orders. Liliana's shop had not stayed as she expected it to, though, but Ignis brought her cupcakes and wine to help her through it. It sure sounds like they could benefit from looking into today's sponsor, Bright Cellars, a unique wine subscription service that will send you four bottles of wine each month, customizable to your preferences, for a great price, and you can cancel any time you'd like! Just use promo code Drink2023 today for a great deal on your first month!
Danny set up shop to look into things over at the Waffle House, and got to hear all about nerf meat from Aphra. Gonzo got his hashbrowns othered and got to meet Danny, and then mostly just confused Rey, who also got to learn from Steve what a mess the updated map of the island had become. Steve, who wanted a salad but was advised against it by Danny, and then there was Gray who did me proud by impressing everyone, well...namely Steve and Rey, with the sheer amount of syrup he put on his waffles, waffles that Belle needed to see for herself instead of going to the library.
And then, Rey, Gray, Gonzo, Buck, Aphra, Steve, and Belle all were very stealthy in infiltrating the new WalMart that showed up in the woods and heard about all the great benefits for signing up for WalMart+, which includes all sorts of great deal and you won't believe the trave--
*the sound of a small squirely slap*
*a splash of water*
*several slaps more and empassioned chittering*
...wha? Huh? Oh, wow, Leroy, thanks! I...I think I really needed that! *clears throat* Now, where was I? Right? Reading the news. Let's see, let's see...infiltrating the WalMart, WalMart+ ad copy, Leroy slaps Graham out of an ad-riddled stupor, ah, yes! Here we are! Annie was making the most out of a lot of food delivery and some texts from Steve, and it was KIDS EAT FREE night at our new local Hooters, much to Eric's chagrin.
And that is the end of the notes, and I think, for everyone's benefit, I'm just going to skip over this ad for something called Better Help, because we all better help the squirrels in not clogging all their hard work with rote ad copy promoting goods and services we've never even heard of! Like, zounds, I know I said I played Raid Shadow Legends, but I don't even kno--
*ringing phone*
Hm? What's that? Legal department? They'd liket to talk to me? Uhhh...zounds, what's that? It looks like someone looking to sign up for a limited time API percentage rate of fifty--
*clattering sound; running feet, slamming doors*
.....
**CLICK!**