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Fandom Radio, Friday 6/16
Friday, June 16th, 2023 02:50 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
but_mostly_americaGood morning, Fandom! It is I, Sam Eagle, here to report on the news of yesterday! I have been tasked with this important job by several suspicious rodents wearing hats as well as charming young bird.
*pleased trilling*
We shall begin with news from the school! The day began weirdly with the class where the Floor is Lava. Of course the floor is not actually lava, merely jello, but this week there were jello dragons involved. Absurd! Afterwards there was Yoga which is somewhat less weird though still suspicious as an activity. However, I am informed there is an eagle pose. Naturally I approve of that! Camp Cooking Essentials seems like a very useful sort of class and I approve of these valuable life skills, including many uses for foil being taught! Unfortunately I cannot approve of Paintball as a class. Not even when that class is taught by Captain Rogers himself! I do most assuredly approve of the library being staffed by young Miss Belle although the space was full of weird beeps. Libraries ought to be quiet!
Oh, the charming young bird is quite upset.
*sad trilling*
Ah, yes. There are no notes from the dorms which seems to be upsetting for some reason. We shall move on, instead, to the notes from the town!
At the Museum, a fine establishment I am sure, Mr. Grant was attempting to reuse some paper. Very good, not being wasteful. He was visited by Detective Watts for what seems to be a regularly scheduled lunch. Miss Ingram also came to the museum to discuss bread, rubber chickens, and kittens. An odd combination to be certain! But no less odd than the usual nonsense with the crab in the clinic. Young Miss Hazlitt became involved in some crab and nurse drama there. Honestly. A medical establishment is no place for such absurdity!
At the Photo Hut the proprietess was updating social media which is, of course, a wretched and weird internet activity I would like no part of. Mrs. Hargreeves was tending bar at the very unfortunately named Devil’s Nest where there was an abundance of butterscotch schnapps. A very German sounding beverage. I myself prefer American drinks! Mr. Spector discussed this drink nonsense with her and Detective Watts discussed how this island even makes time itself weird! I shudder at the very thought!
Miss Zarrin was writing letters while working at Plant Parenthood. A fine activity for a young lady! At Pixie Dust there was a sale in honor of tonight’s gala! I hope there will be suitable entertainment there! Miss Gingrich at the Magpie Emporium, an establishment regretfully named after an inferior bird, was planning for tonight’s gala as well as next weekend’s festivities. Stark came in for a fitting for what these notes say was a very fine suit for that very gala.
I have one final note which is covered in glitter. I am also now covered in glitter and I should like to remind the reporters of this radio station that eagles are raptors and squirrels are rodents!
*anxious chittering*
Hmmpf. Miss Ingram spent her day preparing a fine meal for her very appreciative dinner guest, Mr. Amicitia. It seems they had a lovely evening and I am assured it was a very wholesome evening! Very good!
*chittering*
He has an eagle tattoo? What a fine young man, indeed! Perhaps we ought to speak on the subject of noble birds! I look forward to the opportunity to do so.
This concludes the morning's broadcast! Good day!
*pleased trilling*
We shall begin with news from the school! The day began weirdly with the class where the Floor is Lava. Of course the floor is not actually lava, merely jello, but this week there were jello dragons involved. Absurd! Afterwards there was Yoga which is somewhat less weird though still suspicious as an activity. However, I am informed there is an eagle pose. Naturally I approve of that! Camp Cooking Essentials seems like a very useful sort of class and I approve of these valuable life skills, including many uses for foil being taught! Unfortunately I cannot approve of Paintball as a class. Not even when that class is taught by Captain Rogers himself! I do most assuredly approve of the library being staffed by young Miss Belle although the space was full of weird beeps. Libraries ought to be quiet!
Oh, the charming young bird is quite upset.
*sad trilling*
Ah, yes. There are no notes from the dorms which seems to be upsetting for some reason. We shall move on, instead, to the notes from the town!
At the Museum, a fine establishment I am sure, Mr. Grant was attempting to reuse some paper. Very good, not being wasteful. He was visited by Detective Watts for what seems to be a regularly scheduled lunch. Miss Ingram also came to the museum to discuss bread, rubber chickens, and kittens. An odd combination to be certain! But no less odd than the usual nonsense with the crab in the clinic. Young Miss Hazlitt became involved in some crab and nurse drama there. Honestly. A medical establishment is no place for such absurdity!
At the Photo Hut the proprietess was updating social media which is, of course, a wretched and weird internet activity I would like no part of. Mrs. Hargreeves was tending bar at the very unfortunately named Devil’s Nest where there was an abundance of butterscotch schnapps. A very German sounding beverage. I myself prefer American drinks! Mr. Spector discussed this drink nonsense with her and Detective Watts discussed how this island even makes time itself weird! I shudder at the very thought!
Miss Zarrin was writing letters while working at Plant Parenthood. A fine activity for a young lady! At Pixie Dust there was a sale in honor of tonight’s gala! I hope there will be suitable entertainment there! Miss Gingrich at the Magpie Emporium, an establishment regretfully named after an inferior bird, was planning for tonight’s gala as well as next weekend’s festivities. Stark came in for a fitting for what these notes say was a very fine suit for that very gala.
I have one final note which is covered in glitter. I am also now covered in glitter and I should like to remind the reporters of this radio station that eagles are raptors and squirrels are rodents!
*anxious chittering*
Hmmpf. Miss Ingram spent her day preparing a fine meal for her very appreciative dinner guest, Mr. Amicitia. It seems they had a lovely evening and I am assured it was a very wholesome evening! Very good!
*chittering*
He has an eagle tattoo? What a fine young man, indeed! Perhaps we ought to speak on the subject of noble birds! I look forward to the opportunity to do so.
This concludes the morning's broadcast! Good day!