Fandom radio, Monday June 12th

[intheeyeofthebeholding]

Right, yes. Sorry, it, um...never mind.

Yesterday, Margo was at Chilly Boulder making the ice cream colder...

*chittering*

Erm...no, I didn't mean to rhyme. But thank you, I suppose. Stark showed up and they talked about trying to make things less complicated, and he spoke to Amaya about flowers, and Margo talked to Amaya about her hammer and melons and, erm...plans for usurping.

And later last night, Nell was on her roof watching the sunset and exercising, and Gladio joined her to learn Tai-Chi and trade stories about mythology and time differentials in Fandom.

And that was it. So...right. Unless you have something else.

*negative chittering*

Right. Well, everybody have a good week, then.

Fandom Radio, Tuesday (6/13)

[drumsticksandd20s]

Denizens of Fandom! What's up today? That was "Tilted" by Christine and the Queens, right here on WTFH. And --

*muffled thump*

*panicked trilling*

The intern porg didn't mean to hit me in the face with the notes. There was just a whole overly-excited situation happening here, but anyway, let's just get right into it with Workshops news, shall we?

Kicking things off with Pizza! The exclamation point is important, I feel. Anyway, they went over that most important of fundamentals, literally the building block from whence all pizza must spring: making pizza dough. Blacksmithing Basics was actually doing some wood working, specifically to make the hilts and handles they need for the sharp pointies they've been working on. Underwater Basket Weaving was more like under-tent, uh... crafting. There was seashell art happening. Galactic Field Trips went back to Odessen since Lana's original plans got kiiiiiiiiiiiiind of derailed.

*chorus of "War" by Edwin Starr playing*

And in WeirDON'Ts, people got to make their own flags since Flag Day is coming up. Sure, but it's also Pride month, so... you really have options here, you know?

*chorus of squirrely (and porg-y) sighs*

... there are no Dorms notes. My sincerest apologies to our intrepid reporters. So on to Town we go.

The merchandise at Covent Garden Flowers was playing backup vocals to Nell's humming while she did some cleaning and reorganization of the shop, and she got to meet Irene and talk about time weirdness between here and home. I just managed to somehow jump exactly two years into the future when I came here. Over at Photo Hut, Prompto got a lunchtime visit from Liz and Noctra, who apparently had a morning blissfully free of any rubber chicken squawking. Meanwhile, Turtle and Canary was drowning in roses for Red Rose Day -- I just learn about so many weird obscure holidays on a weekly basis here -- and pretty much trying to give away a half-dozen with any purchase. That... seems like a lot of olfactory overload. Summer, you good over there?

Rosa thought something on the Diaz & Ass. computer was hilarious, apparently. Over at the completely awesome Magpie Emporium, Vi was feeling pretty under the weather, so good thing I, who just so happen to know a little bit about how to run the place for some bizarre reason, was there to help!

Know who wasn't helping, at least when it comes to maintaining Steve McG's good mood? The Trooper Station troopers and the fake mustaches on their helmets. Dude. Embrace the whimsy a little bit. But maybe not as much as Tiny does at the Devil's Nest, where Eric was judging him for covering the entire tiki hut in tiny cocktail umbrellas. Gladio, who keeps encouraging the guy, told Eric about how he's been giving Tai Chi a try lately. Notes are unclear on whether or not this was innuendo, but given the conversationalists? Flip a coin, honestly.

And -- oh yikes -- Ulysses had to make the dreaded phone calls to figure out why the movie theater concessions hadn't been restocked, which apparently involved their vendor pawning them off onto someone else who totally fell down on the job. Sympathies, dude, I know that feeling.

Finally, but importantly -- maybe the most importantly -- the scalpels at the clinic were all MIA which I'm sure is totally normal and not concerning at all. I'm sure the nurses suspecting that Stabby had them all sent to the lobsters at the forge is also totally normal and not concerning at all.

Wow, that's a hell of a note to leave you all on, huh? Like seriously, I can't top that, so I'm just gonna say have a good day, Fandom, and I'll talk at you all again next week.