Fandom radio, May 1st

[intheeyeofthebeholding]

Good morning, it's -

*chittering*

I - no.

*chittering and trilling*

I am not now, nor have I ever been, adorable. Anyway, that was days ago, let's get on with it. Not that there is much.

I went to the Perk for tea, Gojyo was smoking in the Preserve, and whether you think this place is real or not, we'll thank you to cut down on the fire hazards, and Lucifer and Octavia had a date night with a lot of fruit.

Now, can I go back to trying to coax Issa down off the refrigerator?

*chittering*

How should I know? She's a cat!

Have a good week, everybody.

Fandom Radio, Tuesday (5/2)

[drumsticksandd20s]

That was "Hide Behind" from rainbow frog biscuits, and you're listening to WTFH. What's up, Fandom? Steph here, with your Monday news on Tuesday morning.

Not much of it, because it's break week, so no School or Dorms notes for -- oh, no. No no no, come on, you cannot be this sad about it when there is literally no school going on!

*tiny tragic trill*

The porg is not trying to guilt trip anyone, I promise.

Anyway, what was going on in Town? Let's see.

Summer was surprised to walk into Turtle & Canary and find out that the store was almost completely in order again thanks to Apu. Granted, there was a big caution tape-lined hole where the Squishy machine usually is, but all things considered? That's kind of amazing. Rosa was -- oh. Oh wow, okay. Dealing with a Diaz & Ass. client who was kind of sorry the were-creature thing is over? There's gotta be someone, I guess. Why not?

Prompto being sleep-deprived just comes with the Photo Hut report territory these days, because it also comes with being the parent of a tiny child. Said tiny child and Liz were probably a welcome distraction from the lack of customers in the wake of... you know, last week's everything. Probably should've taken her up on the offer to give you a nap break though, my dude. When an opportunity for a nap presents itself, take it.

*chittering*

What do you mean, that's rich?

The Magpie Emporium gremlins, who are back to being just gremlins again to my somewhat confused relief, were behaving themselves around Little Bot and Saffron while Vi dealt with the apparent double shipment of Kickstarter rewards we got in. I don't think I can keep the extras and have that on my conscience.

Pizza Planet was a little short on the actual pizza, since Raiden discovered that the werebeasts kiiiiiiind of wrecked most of their pizza dough ingredients. This is the worst betrayal of all that they caused. Just saying. Orrrrrr maybe it's all the worker's comp paperwork they saddled McGarrett with over at the Trooper Station? Because of course the troopers' employee contracts are like 98% sure to have a animal transformation clause.

Nell was on cleanup duty at Covent Garden Flowers -- sadly, sans kittens, but all things considered that's probably a good thing with aforementioned cleanup. Eliot was actually organizing things at the Magic Box, a sentence I just read to the tune of no less than three squirrels pretending to faint from shock. Jon came by to bring him coffee and discuss their respective stints as were-animals, and got to hear about... um... Eliot's sadistic sloth advisor, Abigail.

Fandom, man. Where else do I get to read sentences like this in earnest?

Eric was only too happy to talk [BEEP] -- oops -- about werecreatures, since they totally trashed the Devil's Nest supply closet and left the place with a distinct post-rager vibe. And by vibe I mean aroma. Gladio got to hear some of his complaints, including that Lucifer's piano survived but none of the vodka did, and was probably reassured to find out his weird sodas were just fine.

And finally, at the Clinic, Stark got a Crab Union shirt from the nurses. Tragically, it did not have as many arms as Stabby's shirt did, but then again Stark does have several less arms than Stabby does. Travis came by to have cupcakes with Stark and talk through some of the weird awkward aftermath of being an angry oversized hedgehog and raccoon, respectively.

I am really glad that skipped me, but hopefully all of you who did get hit with the werecreature thing are doing better than you were a few days ago. Hey, it's a slow week. Until next week, everyone, take care of yourselves, okay?